Have no idea about the thread..... and someone will no doubt have fun criticizing this, but.....
Based only on your brief statement in the first post of the thread.... just take your money and set it on FIRE. Quicker, easier, and at least generates a little energy (heat), which is worth something.
If this is correct.... you are playing 8 parlays..... to win 1 at 6/1.
Guaranteed LOSER!