BODOG's online casino SUCKS balls!

[LSUpete]

I realize that I'm not going to make any big money from a computerized casino game, but I tried to their blackjack game for a LITTLE while today. WOW is that thing brutal! Just a heads up to those of you out there who might get taken by this thing.

STAY AWAY FROM BODOG!

 

[Horseshoe]

Bodog..Bulldog..both are sh!t this weekend!

Geaux Tigers!..but must say I am undecided as yet to playing the game or total, and I am actually am interested in opening a Bodog sports account, hope the 25% is still available.

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[This message was edited by Horseshoe on September 18, 2003 at 04:30 PM.]

 

[LSUpete]

Stay away from Bodog. That 25% is only available once you wager 10 times your deposit. Those guys are absolutely crooked as Hell!

 

[Dante]

LSU....I think all casinos online are horrid and not easy to win with. I never play them. They get you sucked in and bam ...

good luck on your games this weekend

 

[LSUpete]

Thanks Dante,

I really should know better.....but was really surprised at how ridiculous their computer driven card simulation has them winning 16 out of every 20 hands of blackjack.

Oh well, I suppose I'll make up the small loss after I win big against Georgia this weekend.

 

[Dante]

I have been there done that years ago with Omincasino...before I wised up Pete...if you like online stuff try partypoker...texas holdem is fun and it takes some time to lose your money if you go to the small stakes table..I enjoy there software way better then casino blackjack

 

[BigDaddyNole]

I know the feeling ---- played a roulette table one night .... had some pretty good luck while I was betting VERY small ....... had a bad run and decided to continue to "double up", thinking that I could (at the very least) get back to even (I know, bad "strategy") .... imagine my suprise when the freakin' computer landed on "black" 5 times in a row ....

NEVER again ....

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

 

[themanowesme]

Dante, Omnicasino took me for a long ride about 2 years ago. Since that time I vowed to never play an online caino again and to this day I havent. You might as well go throw your money out in the middle of the street than to play with these online casinos.

 

[jaypaw]

I dont see how its crooked to offer free money to someone and put a condition on it that you cant withdraw it until you roll your casino account over 10x or your sportsbook account over 5x.

Its better than no bonuses at all - and if anyone is that "smart" of an online casino player (oxymoron though) then they would shop around for a better bonus deal if they were that dependent upon bonus money - and look into the software provider to get the lowdown and see if they actually are legit. You dont have to be an expert to know that there has to be some criteria that goes into making these and that there isnt someone watchin you on the other end to see when you start winning - then clicking a button and laughing to make you lose.

The systems are automated and programmed - to follow the rules of the game - and like a video slot machine pay out a certain percentage - something like 80-90%. So you oughtta know that yer gonna lose 10-20% of the time coming into it anyway.

 

[jaypaw]

Sorry I suppose if its the correct rules of blackjack then they would be programmed to payout around 97 or 98%. I'd have to check on it but I know that the expected win Value using the standard rules of blackjack is like 1.5% or something. That however is what the average US landbased casino wins - I suppose the offshore places could afford to let it payout a little better because they dont have as much overhead...

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by themanowesme:
Dante, Omnicasino took me for a long ride about 2 years ago. Since that time I vowed to never play an online caino again and to this day I havent. You might as well go throw your money out in the middle of the street than to play with these online casinos.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



theman...yes that is about my time frames also...they sucked me in I think it is rigged that if your new you win for a few weeks but not enough to want to withdraw...once they have you sucked in its a matter of minutes all is one..

 

[MangoMan+]

Online casino's and lotteries are a total waste of time. You would do better to go to a street corner and throwing up your money. Whatever you catch is about the average amount you will get in return when you play these sucker games. The house always wins and wins big.

 

[bullsye]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LSUpete:
I realize that I'm not going to make any big money from a computerized casino game, but I tried to their blackjack game for a LITTLE while today. WOW is that thing brutal! Just a heads up to those of you out there who might get taken by this thing.

STAY AWAY FROM BODOG!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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[jaypaw]

I still think you oughtta state from which perspective you think they are crooked in all fairness...

To a large number of "recreational" bettors bodog is a welcomed sight because of he variety of stuff it offers. From their perspective they are no more crooked than any of them - maybe their lines arent as good all the time or their bonus criteria is a bit high but if they can do it successfully then you'd think people would be here saying good for them.

They admittedly stay away from "professional" bettors and set rules up so they dont get completely cleaned out... Wouldnt you set it up this way if you ran a sportsboook? Isnt it clear that the whole goal of a bookie in the first place is to take your money? Why else would they be in business?

 

[KillerWatermelon]

The software that Bodog uses for their casino is widely believed to be rigged. Bodog, you can do better than that clunky casino software.

 

[HacheMan]

All online casinos are not "rigged", but they do keep track of your wins and losses, and you can definitely tell when the computer changes, or is changed manually

, to a more difficult level. You can win at some of these, I definitely know for a fact, but I'm telling you, you have to set a goal. If you get up an amount that you feel happy with , take it out!......Or they will absolutely, positively take it back!~along with your original deposit!

 

[sickgambler]

Of course we all know that anyone that plays that crap online deserves to lose. I mean, how can you trust these things when you have no control of them. Of course they are rigged, or at least make the return on those machines very minimal to favor them very strongly..

But what caught my attention in this thread is this damn thread title. I mean, I swear, I couldn't read this thread title without feeling pain. I still shake when I read it.. When I saw the phrase sucks balls, my body shook in fear. I mean, who the hell would want their balls sucked? Ouch.!!! That would kill. Sucking balls?? Yikes. Yes, lick balls, fine, but suck balls, you'd be in an ambulance heading for the ER in tremendous pain. That's gotta hurt!!.