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BOYS I HAVE BEEN AROUND FOOTBALL ALL MY LIFE AND WE KNOW WHY THE COWBOYS CHOKED TODAY ESPECIALLY TONY ROMO.LAST WEEK DURING THE BUY TONY DECIDES TO TAKE HIS GIRLFRIEND JESSICA SIMPSON TO SOME RESORT AREA IN COSTA RICA.WHAT THE F-CK YOU DUMB DAGO THIS IS THE PLAYOFFS YOU DONT LEAVE YOUR TEAM TO GO SHACK UP WITH SOME TRAMP FOR 5 DAYS.I COULD SEE THE BIG GOON ALL WEEK LONG WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY JESSICA LAY AROUND THE HOTELL AND HAVE SEX ITS GETTING KIND OF BORING NOW BUT I WILL DO IT TO KEEP YOU HAPPY JESSICA.

GET OFF YOUR BIG LAZY ARSE TONY AND START THINKING ABOUT FOOTBALL AGAIN AND YOUR TEAM NOT SOME TRAMP YOU JUST MET 3 WEEKS AGO.BOYS TONY ROMO GOT CAUGHT UP WITH THE HOLLYWOOD SCENE I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF ONE OF THE OTHER OWNERS PAID JESSICA SIMPSON TO DISTRACT TONY AND THE COWBOYS SO THERE TEAM COULD ADVANCE AND THIS BIG F-CKING DAGO FELL FPR IT.TERREL OWENS WAS RIGHT TONY ROMO GOT CAUGHT UP WITH BROADS INSTEAD OF HIS FOOTBALL GAMES I WONDER IF JESSICA WAS THERE AFTER THE GAME TODAY.

TONY ROMO WILL BE FLIPPING PIZZAS IN HIS UNCLES ITALIAN PIZZA SHOP IN TWO YEARS ANOTHER PHONY THAT JUST COULDNT STAY AWAY FROM THE BROADS IN THE PLAYOFFS.
 

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He and the 'boys have been stinking it up for more than three weeks - it ain't Jessica.
 

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I would have chosen the puzzy too, but that's just me
 

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CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG BUT I BELIEVE JESSICA HAS BEEN IN TONYS PANTS NOW FOR ABOUT 4 WEEKS MY POINT.SHE RUINED THE COWBOYS WITH ALL THAT SEX SHIT AND THIS HORNY F-CK FELL FOR IT.

IF YOU WERE TONY ROMO WOULD YOU RATHER READ YOUR DALLAS COWBOYS PLAY BOOK OR BANG JESSICA SIMPSON.SHE JUST TOOK UP TO MUCH OF HIS TIME END OF STORY
 

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That just shows Beantown's NFL assessment skills, blame it on the Girlfriend, as if none of the others are shagging. :missingte Beantown is probably the only one (beside me) who isnt Shagging. :missingte :drink:
 

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this thread is almost as bad as the one about free money at sportsbook:ohno:
 

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I would have chosen the puzzy too, but that's just me

Agree. He will get another chance at a ring next year but by then Yoko Romo Bono will have dumped his ass. So he should get as much as he can now
 

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I was at the game today and came down to my section during the second quarter and all the fans told her to leave
 

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1. They were in Cancun, not Costa Rica.

2. Romo isn't Italian, he's half Mexican.

3. Swallow the end of a shotgun you muppet.
 

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that trip had nothing to do with it, the boys had been in a free fall to end the season and the giants are peaking. plain and simple the better team won today.
 

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I noticed Tony had a smile big enough to eat a banana sideways, his team was losing in the 4th qtr, it was 3rd and 20 and this guy Romeo has a big smile on his face like he was up 3 touchdowns. Was pretty hard to watch if you were holding a Cowboys ticket.
 

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If anyone bet this game hoping Romo or Eli could put something together...

I honestly, honestly, would take Orton over either of these morons.
Eli put up a few decent games.. so did Romo in the reg season..

they both suck... their defenses are horrible and how they covered the first half over is still a mystery.
 
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RAILBIRD YOU ARE RIGHT I DID NOTICE HIM SMILING A LOT YESTERDAY I DONT KNOW IF IT WAS A NERVOUS SMILE OR HE WAS THINKING OF THE TRAMP AND WHO SHE MIGHT BE WITH WHILE HE WAS PLAYING.JESSICA SIMPSON WAS HIRED BY SOME TEAM TO DISTRACT THIS AIR HEAD TONY ROMO I AM CONVINCED OF THAT NOBODY COULD BE THIS STUPID.HE DIDNT GIVE A SH-T IF THEY LOST YESTERDAY I'LL BET HE WAS HAPPY THEY LOST NOW HE CAN GO BACK TO HOLLYWOOD AND HANG OUT SOONER.THIS GUY REALLY LET DOWN HIS TEAM AND I'LL BET YOU JESSICA SIMPSON WILL BE GONE WITHIN A MONTH AND TONY ROMO WILL BE BACK FLIPPING PIZZAS.

BOYS CAN WE PUT THE BLACK QUARTERBACK ISSUE TO REST ANOTHER YEAR AND GUESS WHAT NO BLACK QUARTERBACKS GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL.IT JUST PROVES MY POINT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SMART QUARTERBACK TO WIN A SUPERBOWL.


BEANTOWNJIM IS NOT A RACIST :nono5: HE IS A REALIST
 

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I noticed Tony had a smile big enough to eat a banana sideways, his team was losing in the 4th qtr, it was 3rd and 20 and this guy Romeo has a big smile on his face like he was up 3 touchdowns. Was pretty hard to watch if you were holding a Cowboys ticket.

Romo was probably thinking about banging Jessica after the game thats why he smiled. Rail I figured you would've been on the Giants +7.5 especially with their 8-1 road record. The hooker was a big reason I took them along with the fact that they love playing away from home. Revenge for the 2 losses was another reason. Finally Romo going on vacation with Jessica sealed it for me. All day today Romo is going to get ripped for that vacation on First Take, Around the Horn, PTI, etc. :lol:
 

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Yeah was smiling you be smiling too if you were banging Jessica Simpson. Id be smiling if I was banging her and had bet on the cowboys. If he was in Costa Rica he was there to bet on the Gaints. Too bad he was in Mexico. eveyone now upset that Americas team now has a Mexican leader.
 

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That chick is a real christian, i bet she isn't even banging him yet...not till they get married.
 

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