Bills hand out harsh punishment to fans who threw sex toy on the field

[KingEleven]

Fans probably won't be throwing any more sex toys on the field after this punishment


If you have a sudden urge to throw a sex toy on the field the next time you're at an NFL game, don't do it, because it could lead to a harsh punishment.

Two fans in Buffalo found that out this week after the Bills banned them for life from the team's home games following a crazy stunt they pulled during a Week 4 gameagainst the Patriots.
Basically, here's what happened: A fan smuggled a sex toy into New Era Stadium and then threw it on the field during the third quarter. The sex toy, shaped like a piece of the male anatomy, landed on the field and was shown on live television.

Even Tom Brady noticed it.

"I thought it was funny the ref didn't want to pick it up," Brady said. "He was kicking it. Nobody wanted to reach down and grab it."
Brady was asked about the sex toy because the fan wrote Brady's name on it

After an investigation coordinated by the Bills, VP of Operations and Guest Experience Andy Major announced the punishment Wednesday. Major says there were two throwers (many people thought there was only one) and both would be banned for life.

"Luckily nobody was hurt, none of our players stepped on it and blew their knee out," Majors told WBEN-AM in Buffalo.

The Bills haven't made the playoffs in 17 years, so maybe being banned for life isn't such a bad thing.

 

[KingEleven]

 

[KingEleven]

I have urges, especially sexual urges but never felt the need to throw a sex toy on a field

 

[Willie99]

too funny

like they'll know these dudes bought tickets

 

[KingEleven]

too funny

like they'll know these dudes bought tickets

good point

 

[NBAcapper08]

too funny

like they'll know these dudes bought tickets

problem would be for the guys if they are ever caught at the game the trespassing charges will be hefty. im banned from the borgata and its kept me away even tho they'd never know if i was actually there.

 

[KingEleven]

problem would be for the guys if they are ever caught at the game the trespassing charges will be hefty. im banned from the borgata and its kept me away even tho they'd never know if i was actually there.

is there a good story behind your ban?

 

[NBAcapper08]

is there a good story behind your ban?

underage gambling and drinking, had a little too much fun in the room on top of that. they want me to write a letter to be unbanned but i refuse to apologize

 

[mountain]

problem would be for the guys if they are ever caught at the game the trespassing charges will be hefty. im banned from the borgata and its kept me away even tho they'd never know if i was actually there.

I always heard those Vit Nation parties got out of hand. If you need to get back in, let me know, I have a buddy, Mike M. He is a player at Borgata and Delaware Park, just let me know.

 

[KingEleven]

underage gambling and drinking, had a little too much fun in the room on top of that. they want me to write a letter to be unbanned but i refuse to apologize

man of principals!

 

[KingofNicotine]

Bills fans are licking their women's asses outside of the stadium. This is a thing they do now. The fans there are fucked up.

 

[aclv1]

I know a guy who banned himself from Harrahs and kept going frequently...he got caught once and paid a hefty fine... I cant remember exactly how much but def more than a thousand.

 

[Willie99]

problem would be for the guys if they are ever caught at the game the trespassing charges will be hefty. im banned from the borgata and its kept me away even tho they'd never know if i was actually there.

casinos have cameras and security all over the place, they're good at that stuff, looking for card counters and all

sporting events have near zero chance of catching you, short of somebody turning you in

 

[KingEleven]

casinos have cameras and security all over the place, they're good at that stuff, looking for card counters and all

sporting events have near zero chance of catching you, short of somebody turning you in

agree...still wondering if they caught anyone with the lasers in Mexico at the Texans/Raiders game

 

[cgarn]

I have been to many Bills games. I remember when I drove my brand new Mustang down in December. Yes winter at it's best and ice/snow everywhere. I parked on a lot and it was slightly angled. My car started to slide a little and I was holding it and a couple of locals came by and said they will fix my problem. Unzipped their pants and melted the ice on my tires.

 

[flashmo]

what a Dildo that fan was