The GOAT blacklisted in the NFL, so he has to squirm for a low tier college job. Not even one of the top programs.
Can you imagine?
Those Krafts yield a lot of power and influence in the league.
Unbelievable!
I would have just stayed retired and had fun on TV with Peyton. Those shows are the best!
Can you imagine?
Those Krafts yield a lot of power and influence in the league.
Unbelievable!
I would have just stayed retired and had fun on TV with Peyton. Those shows are the best!
Bill Belichick Agrees To UNC Job On Condition He Can Live In Girlfriend’s Dorm
CHAPEL HILL, NC — The Tar Heels athletic department was on the brink of pulling off a huge coup this week, as legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick reportedly agreed to take the University of North Carolina head coaching position on the condition that he can live in his girlfriend's dorm.
The coach who led the New England Patriots to six Super Bowl championships had been in discussions with UNC leadership about the possibility of taking over the school's football program, with the only remaining detail left to be ironed out having to do with whether he would be allowed to share his girlfriend's dorm room.
"We're working on accommodating Coach Belichick and the young woman we mistakenly thought was his grand-daughter," said UNC Athletic Director Bubba Cunningham. "We are more than willing to do whatever it takes to bring in such a legendary football coach. If that means granting his girlfriend a full-ride scholarship and allowing them to live together in her dorm, then so be it. We are also prepared to offer her cotton candy, roller skates, and anything else a young lady her age might want."
At publishing time, UNC officials had reportedly sweetened the deal by informing Belichick that he and his girlfriend could both eat near campus for low prices by combining her student discount with an early bird senior citizen meal.
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CHAPEL HILL, NC — The Tar Heels athletic department was on the brink of pulling off a huge coup this week, as legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick reportedly agreed to take the University of North Carolina head coaching position on the condition that he can live in his girlfriend's dorm.
The coach who led the New England Patriots to six Super Bowl championships had been in discussions with UNC leadership about the possibility of taking over the school's football program, with the only remaining detail left to be ironed out having to do with whether he would be allowed to share his girlfriend's dorm room.
"We're working on accommodating Coach Belichick and the young woman we mistakenly thought was his grand-daughter," said UNC Athletic Director Bubba Cunningham. "We are more than willing to do whatever it takes to bring in such a legendary football coach. If that means granting his girlfriend a full-ride scholarship and allowing them to live together in her dorm, then so be it. We are also prepared to offer her cotton candy, roller skates, and anything else a young lady her age might want."
At publishing time, UNC officials had reportedly sweetened the deal by informing Belichick that he and his girlfriend could both eat near campus for low prices by combining her student discount with an early bird senior citizen meal.
Bill Belichick Agrees To UNC Job On Condition He Can Live In Girlfriend’s Dorm
CHAPEL HILL, NC — The Tar Heels athletic department was on the brink of pulling off a huge coup this week, as legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick reportedly agreed to take the University of North Carolina head coaching position on the condition that he can live in his girlfriend's dorm.
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Bill Belichick when asked about the possibility of being lured back to the NFL:
Now the Krafts too?! Are you sure it's not Schwab or Soros? Man you got a conspiracy theory for everything! The guy has proven time and time again he can't win shit without Brady and the refs, why would an NFL owner overpay to sign an old coach with a losing record without Brady and the refs?
Especially when they beat the Rams 13-3
Brady had 4 sacks and recovered 3 fumbles, even scored a defensive TD
Just axe Q
Yes especially when they, being Brady and the refs beat the Rams! 3 times more penalties and penalty yards. Game turned on the BS Sullivan hold when Rams were driving in the fourth with game tied 3-3. Even Romo on live TV said it was a bad call. No recovered fumbles or Defensive TD? League even admitted they missed a clear pass interference call late in game that should have been first and goal!
The 'Brandin Cooks play'? NFL competition committee goes out of its way to point out Super Bowl non-call
The 'Brandin Cooks play' in Super Bowl LIII apparently caused controversy. That's news to many, who couldn't even identify the play in question.
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Did Willie give belichick that hoodie ?
Yes especially when they, being Brady and the refs beat the Rams! 3 times more penalties and penalty yards. Game turned on the BS Sullivan hold when Rams were driving in the fourth with game tied 3-3. Even Romo on live TV said it was a bad call. No recovered fumbles or Defensive TD? League even admitted they missed a clear pass interference call late in game that should have been first and goal!
The 'Brandin Cooks play'? NFL competition committee goes out of its way to point out Super Bowl non-call
The 'Brandin Cooks play' in Super Bowl LIII apparently caused controversy. That's news to many, who couldn't even identify the play in question.
Haters going to hate
8 rings
With all the crap coaches floating around in the NFL some of you guys crack me up when you say that no one would want Belli. He is a better Defensive coach than anyone in the NFL. And he is a better in game coach than anyone in the NFL.
You know who missed out by not grabbing Belichick? Av's team. Give Belichick offensive weapons like Burrow, Chase, and Higgins and let him coach up that crap defense and special teams and those Bungles would be knocking on the door very late in the season.
You know who missed out by not grabbing Belichick? Av's team. Give Belichick offensive weapons like Burrow, Chase, and Higgins and let him coach up that crap defense and special teams and those Bungles would be knocking on the door very late in the season.
