Best club team names

[GreenDoberman]

This one is my pick so far:

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Plays in the Chilean second division. They might not be cocky, but they got a "lota schwager".

 

[GreenDoberman]

Myself and QuantumLeap have a special attachment to this Armenian side:

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[GreenDoberman]

Can't find the logo, but this Malaysian side lives up to their name...if you can bet against them.

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Summary | Home | Away | Fixtures​

<TABLE style="WIDTH: 608px" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 bgColor=#ededed border=0><TBODY><TR><TD bgColor=#cbcbcb colSpan=7 height=1></TD><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD class=dynresults3_date>Aug 2, 2008</TD><TD class=dynresults3_comp>Malaysia Cup</TD><TD class=dynresults3_winner></TD><TD class=dynresults3_teama>ATM</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 50px">13 : 45</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teamb>Pahang</TD><TD class=dynresults3_buttons>i </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD class=dynresults3_date>Jul 15, 2008</TD><TD class=dynresults3_comp>Malaysia Cup</TD><TD class=dynresults3_winner>

</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teama>Perlis</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 50px">4 - 0</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teamb>ATM</TD><TD class=dynresults3_buttons>i </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD class=dynresults3_date>Jul 12, 2008</TD><TD class=dynresults3_comp>Malaysia Cup</TD><TD class=dynresults3_winner>

</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teama>ATM</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 50px">1 - 5</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teamb>Perak</TD><TD class=dynresults3_buttons>i </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD class=dynresults3_date>Jul 9, 2008</TD><TD class=dynresults3_comp>Malaysia Cup</TD><TD class=dynresults3_winner>

</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teama>Johor Pasir Gudang</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 50px">6 - 1</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teamb>ATM</TD><TD class=dynresults3_buttons>i </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD class=dynresults3_date>Jul 6, 2008</TD><TD class=dynresults3_comp>Malaysia Cup</TD><TD class=dynresults3_winner>

</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teama>ATM</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 50px">0 - 2</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teamb>UPB My Team</TD><TD class=dynresults3_buttons>i </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD class=dynresults3_date>Jul 3, 2008</TD><TD class=dynresults3_comp>Malaysia Cup</TD><TD class=dynresults3_winner>

</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teama>Pahang</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 50px">2 - 1</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teamb>ATM</TD><TD class=dynresults3_buttons>i </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD class=dynresults3_date>Jun 30, 2008</TD><TD class=dynresults3_comp>Malaysia Cup</TD><TD class=dynresults3_winner>

</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teama>ATM</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 50px">0 - 1</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teamb>Perlis</TD><TD class=dynresults3_buttons>i </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD class=dynresults3_date>Jun 27, 2008</TD><TD class=dynresults3_comp>Malaysia Cup</TD><TD class=dynresults3_winner>

</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teama>Perak</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 50px">5 - 0</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teamb>ATM</TD><TD class=dynresults3_buttons>i </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD colSpan=7> </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

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[TheBrainiac]

 

[Icemantbi]

Oh man, there are some funny ones out there. Here's a few that I find funny:

Umm.. no sport team should be given the nickname "Young Boys". Sorry, that's just wrong.

Newell's Old Boys. Yeah, boys can't really be old. Sounds like they are a team of old geezers.

Always got a kick out of the name of this Bolivian team called "The Strongest".

Logo of the Swiss team called "The Grasshoppers" Yeah, name your team from an insect.

That's a few of them, there are plenty more though. Some of these names just crack me up though. :missingte

 

[quantumleap]

Oddly enough, the Geylang district in Singapore is the area with the largest concentration of brothels, all legal of course. However, the majority of them have women. I'm not sure there are any brothels there with men.

 

[quantumleap]

KooTeePee in the Finnish Veikkausliiga. They even have a funny logo:

 

[GreenDoberman]

Something about this 2nd division Mexican side says "PARTY":

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[GreenDoberman]

One of the greatest names ever, they play in Trinidad and Tobago:

 

[GreenDoberman]

 

[hm2.0]

One of the greatest names ever, they play in Trinidad and Tobago:

best club name so far.

Even their logo gives me a chuckle. :nohead:

 

[quantumleap]

I just love ham. So does this Norwegian football team:

 

[DennizdaMenace]

 

[quantumleap]

Here's a new one from the Dutch Jupiler League:

 

[quantumleap]

No team logo but I see from livescore.com that Middelfart lost to Odense today.

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[quantumleap]

 

[quantumleap]

Found another one from Finland:

 

[pitpit]

Deportivo Wanka (Peru)

Mosquito FC (Botswana)

Club Deportivo Morón (Argentina)

 

[rolltide]

can't forget french brest

http://www.worldstopbrands.com/_mm/_d/_ext/7013/big_Brest Armorique01.gif

 

[mayday]

Botswana Meat Commission FC