Best advice to a new poker player?

[The_Man]

youre being hustled

 

[gamerecognizegame]

practice practice practice. play as many hands you can and pay attention while doing so.

 

[juice]

Drink heavily.

If you're drunk the other players have no idea what you're going to do, even if you have a tell, you'll be so drunk it won't matter.
My favorite strategy is to be so drunk I can't read what cards I have. Chances are the cards you get are going to be good anyway, even if you're not, you can't read them so you THINK you have great cards, even better.

The money you make will easily cover a liver transplant.

 

[steaktartar]

Drink heavily.

If you're drunk the other players have no idea what you're going to do, even if you have a tell, you'll be so drunk it won't matter.
My favorite strategy is to be so drunk I can't read what cards I have. Chances are the cards you get are going to be good anyway, even if you're not, you can't read them so you THINK you have great cards, even better.

The money you make will easily cover a liver transplant.

stole my post:toast:

 

[royboy_3831]

Drink heavily.

If you're drunk the other players have no idea what you're going to do, even if you have a tell, you'll be so drunk it won't matter.
My favorite strategy is to be so drunk I can't read what cards I have. Chances are the cards you get are going to be good anyway, even if you're not, you can't read them so you THINK you have great cards, even better.

The money you make will easily cover a liver transplant.

Sharpest post in a poker related thread in a long time at the rx...

 

[fhmesq44]

patience. I have none and for that reason I don't play. I can't sit there and muck hand after hand. I get bored and play hands I know I shouldn't just b/c I am bored from not playing a hand in a while.

 

[HarryCaray]

Don't play tired.