Bengals coach Marvin Lewis attempts suicide at team practice.

[UncleButternutts]

Marvin Lewis, Bengals head coach, attempts in vain to break his own neck while watching the Bengals Practice Thusrday afternoon.

 

[LogansRun]

He just realized that the digitalis he put in Mike Brown's coffee had no effect and he is still president and still alive.

 

[bunyon]

It looks like he's trying to look up one of the Ben-Gals' skirts.

 

[kimchee]

I predict he'll Kill himself after PALMER throws his 4th Pick in week 1 . He should kill himself now to ease his suffering !

 

[UncleButternutts]

I imagine he will age rapidly enough to make suicide not necessary.

 

[RPM]

uncle b,

i dont know what is funnier, your avater or the pic of marvin...lmao at both!!!

 

[UncleButternutts]

lol

Thanks buddy. I offered it to JMan, but, he wanted something more "athletic". How can you get more athletic than that???