Beer vs Pussy

[SubZaero]

A beer is always wet, you have to work on a pussy.
Beer 1-0

Beer tastes terrible if it's hot.
Pussy 1-1

If you find a hair while drinking beer you may puke.
Pussy 2-1

If you come back home smellig like beer, your wife may get upset.
If you come back home smelling like other pussy, your wife will get upset.
1 pt for each Pussy 3-2

10 beers in one night you won't be able to drive home.
10 pussies in one night, why would you?
Pussy 4-2

Drink a beer in a crowded place, normal.
Eat pussy in a crowded place, you are a legend
Pussy 4-2

If a cop smells beer on you, you'll get arrested.
If a cop smells pussy on you, he'll buy you a beer.
Pussy 5-2

Rip off a beer tag, fun.
Rip off a thong, much much funnier.
Pussy 6-2

You pay taxes for a beer.
Pussy 7-2

You drink one beer, the second one won't be jealous.
Pussy 7-3

You can always be sure, you'll be the first to have that beer.
Pussy 7-4

You know exactly how much a beer will cost.
Pussy 7-5

Beer doesn't have a mother.(Triple bonus)
Beer 8-7

You hug your beer for half an hour after you drink it, ONLY if you want.
Beer 9-7

Final Score

BEER 9
Pussy 7

You decide.
PS. If you are a woman reading this, i'll bet you a beer won't be mad. SO....

Beer 10
Pussy 7

 

[gold64]

I want P____

On The Money Line.

 

[sherman]

ill take the pussy....

 

[Dante]

LMFAO good one

 

[vinividivinci]

Actually, poosey is over-rated. Beer, on the other hand, is an excellent indicator as to whether you should hook up permanently with a specific poosey.

I cannot reccommend a long-term relationship with any woman who does not enjoy drinking beer. This is based on many, many years of research and observation ( not to mention a number of nasty, acrimonious departures).

Look to your own relationships and I am confident many of you will find my studies to be right on the money.


VVV

p.s. Some of you will have found a gal who is not a beer drinker, of course. Those are the few exceptions who prove the rule.

 

[wilheim]

 

[PO69]

Some beer taste like pussy

 

[Marco]

Reminds me of a list I saw about the differences between a woman and a beer....

"A beer tastes good after three hours of tennis."

 

[justdoit+]

I know its not one of the choices but if she knows what she's doing I prefer a BJ!

 

[wanderer]

http://ebaumsworld.com/beer.shtml

 

[superstar]

PUSSY!!!!!!!!!


i rest my case

 

[justdoit+]

Damn,that bitch is fine!!!

 

[superstar]

indeed my friend...she is a severe hottie