Beantownjim (aka The Rifleman)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS YOUR OLD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM HAS FINALLY SNAPPED AND I LOVE IT.YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT I BOUGHT TODAY ITS SOMETHING I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED.ARE YOU READY FELLAS TODAY I BOUGHT A B.B. GUN OR WHAT THEY CALL AN AIR GUN.I BOUGHT THIS TO SHOOT THE SQUIRELS IN MY YARD BUT SINCE I HAVE IT I THINK I WILL BE SHOOTING MORE THAN JUST SQUIRELS.I THINK MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YURI IS GOING TO TAKE A COUPLE OF HITS.AS WE SPEAK I HAVE MY SCOPE AIMED AT HIS ATTIC WINDOW MAN AM I GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN.I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID I ASKED MY PARENTS IF I COULD GET A B.B. GUN ALL THE OTHER KIDS HAVE THEM BUT THEY TOLD ME NO GUNS IN THE HOUSE I ALWAYS WANTED ONE SO TODAY I WAS WALKING AROUND DICKS SPORTING GOODS AND I SAID F-CK IT I AM BUYING A B.B GUN.I AM 48 YEARS OLD AND THIS IS THE FIRST B.B. GUN I HAVE EVER OWNED I AM GOING TO SHOOT YURI RIGHT IN THE ARSE HE WILL NEVER KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM.:lol:

BOYS OF COURSE I DIDNT TELL ME LOVELY WIFE I BOUGHT THIS TOY CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SHE FINDS OUT HER UNEMPLOYED HUSBAND IS OUT SHOOTING SQUIRELS WHILE SHE IS WORKING SHE WOULD THINK I CRACKED.

TOMORROW AFTERNOON WHEN I KNOW YURI AND HIS WIFE ARE OUT WORKING I AM GOING TO SHOOT OUT HIS ATIC WINDOW BOYS THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST FUN I HAVE HAD SINCE WE HUNG A YUPPIE UPSIDE DOWN ON THE FLAG POLE AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB :missingte

WHO KNOWS BOYS IF I LIKE THIS B.B. GUN I MIGHT UPGRADE AND GO COON HUNTING AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ONES IN THE WOODS.

FOR NOW ON FELLAS I WANT TO BE KNOWN AS THE (RIFLEMAN)

 

[G.MONEY]

I say this will be in the RR by 10 pm central tonight

 

[bigbet1234]

Good, now you can shoot yourself....

ps. i didnt read the post, im hoping your bought a gun

 

[jacob]

small brains are easily entertained

 

[michael777]

jim,be careful,make sure you don't shoot brownie :shoot3:

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BIGBET YOU ALWAYS READ MY THREADS THEN YOU COME OFF AS SOME STUCK UP YUPPIE MAN WOULD I LOVE TO TAKE A COUPLE OF SHOTS AT YOU WITH MY B.B GUN.I AM NOT A BIG FAN OF FAKE YUPPIES GOT IT BIGBET.THE GOLD B.B.'S ARE VERY EXPENSIVE I WAS REALLY SURPRISED.

I HAVE MY GUN HIDDEN IN THE BACK CLOSET MY WIFE HASNT LOOKED IN THERE IN 5 YEARS I AM GOING TO PUMP THAT BABY UP 10 TIMES AND BLAST OUT YURIS WINDOW.

BOYS I AHVENT EVEN TAKEN A SHOT YET I AM SCOUTING THE NEIGHBORHOOD MAKING SURE NOBODY CAN SEE ME AIMING IT OUT MY WINDOW.:shoot3: WE USED TO HAVE CHUCK CONNERS THE ORIGINAL RIFLEMAN NOW WE HAVE BEANTOWNJIM THE NEXT GENERATION OF THE RIFLEMAN

 

[bigbet1234]

You kill me beaner. I would love to meet up with you at your irish social club, or where ever you and jonny knock up have your private moments

BIGBET YOU ALWAYS READ MY THREADS THEN YOU COME OFF AS SOME STUCK UP YUPPIE MAN WOULD I LOVE TO TAKE A COUPLE OF SHOTS AT YOU WITH MY B.B GUN.I AM NOT A BIG FAN OF FAKE YUPPIES GOT IT BIGBET.THE GOLD B.B.'S ARE VERY EXPENSIVE I WAS REALLY SURPRISED.

I HAVE MY GUN HIDDEN IN THE BACK CLOSET MY WIFE HASNT LOOKED IN THERE IN 5 YEARS I AM GOING TO PUMP THAT BABY UP 10 TIMES AND BLAST OUT YURIS WINDOW.

BOYS I AHVENT EVEN TAKEN A SHOT YET I AM SCOUTING THE NEIGHBORHOOD MAKING SURE NOBODY CAN SEE ME AIMING IT OUT MY WINDOW.:shoot3: WE USED TO HAVE CHUCK CONNERS THE ORIGINAL RIFLEMAN NOW WE HAVE BEANTOWNJIM THE NEXT GENERATION OF THE RIFLEMAN

 

[Buster]

I HAVE MY GUN HIDDEN IN THE BACK CLOSET MY WIFE HASNT LOOKED IN THERE IN 5 YEARS

well now we know that IS NOT where she hides her big black dildo....

 

[TheKinz]

and then CSI shows up and traces the angle of the bullet hole and laser beams the angle to your bedroom window. CSI comes knocking on the front door to question the rifleman only to meet Mrs. Rifleman..the rest is history

 

[honzie]

well now we know that IS NOT where she hides her big black dildo....

:lol:

If BJ Jim finds her toy he'll put 50 bbs into it! Me thinks poor BJ suffers from the Irish curse...

 

[Legend-I-Aint]

I HAVE MY GUN HIDDEN IN THE BACK CLOSET and MY WIFE HASNT given me any IN 5 YEARS. I AM GOING TO PUMP my BABY UP and give it to YURI in his arse until he squeals like a girl.

This is what he meant to say.

:lol::bunnies:

 

[silver7]

BTJ If You're Going "Big Time" Get A 270 w/scope

You can shoot undetected from a distance. Good hunting.

 

[rickdee]

Some day this Russian is going to kick your ass and i hope you have enough balls to tell us.. Seeing you tell us about everything else you do like wiping your ass and shooting squirrels, this should be comical... I hope the squirrels raid your attic...

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS THIS AFTERNOON AT AROUND 5.30 PM 4 SHOTS WERE FIRED AT YURI'S ATTIC WINDOW TWO SHOTS HIT AND TWO MISSED.BOYS I GOT MY BINOCULARS OUT TO SEE THE HOLES THIS IS BEAUTIFULL YURI PROBABLY WONT NOTICE THESE HOLES UNTIL NEXT SPRING I KNOW HE DOESWNT USE HIS ATTIC IN THE WINTER.THIS B.B GUN MIGHT BE THE BEST THING I EVER BOUGHT AND THE POWER IS UNREAL IF I SHOOT SOMEBODY FROM 25 FEET AWAY IT WILL HURT LIKE HELL.TOMORROW I WILL BE GOING SQUIRELL HUNTING MAN WHO SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE A LONG WINTER IN BEANTOWN.BOYS I STRONGLEY RECOMEND A BB GUN FELLAS ITS GREAT FUN I ONLY WISH I COULD GET A REAL GUN BUT I HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD NOTHING SERIOUS BUT ENOUGH THAT I COULDNT GET A JOB WITH THE POST OFFICE hno:

I AM THINKING OF FIRING A COUPLE OF SHOTS INTO YURIS CAR WINDOWS IN THE NEAR FUTURE THIS IS GREAT AND WHO WOULD THINK A 48 YEAR OLD MAN WOULD HAVE A B.B. GUN.

BOYS TODAY IT WAS YURI TOMORROW I MIGHT FIRE A COUPLE OF ROUNDS AT MY OTHER NEIGHBOR (SAILOR BURKE) ANOTHER NAVY MAN THAT THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING HEY BURKE SEE HOW GOOD YOU TALK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF B.B.'S YOU F-CKING BIG MOUTH :missingte

 

[PBR]

Hey Rifleman, that BB gun should come in handy the next time Waxman overbills you.

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

WRONG PBR A REAL SHOT GUN WOULD COME IN HANDY FOR WAXMAN.SPEAKING OF WAXMAN MY INSURANCE WANTS ME TO SEND WAXMAN 68 DOLLARS THAT I OWE FOR MY CO PAYMENT MAN THIS F-CKING JEW BASTARD HE BILKS THE INSURANCE COMPANIES FOR THOUSANDS EVERYTIME I SEE HIM AND HE'S WORRIED ABOUT A LOUSY 68 DOLLAR CO PAYMENT.STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE WAXMAN YOUR NOT GETTING THE CO PAYMENT MONEY TAKE ME TO COURT PAL AND I WILL BLOW THE WHISTLE

 

[Gravy]

I can see the 11 PM Newscast leading off with this in Boston tonight:

"Racist RX Member found shot with BB Holes in his ass from angry Russian neighbor and Sailor.Wife had no clue that husband had a BB gun or why the neighbors would be mad at her husband."


WOW I hope that Russian kicks the living crap out of you soon and man I cant wait for that day to happen so I can laugh my ass off at you when you go on the RX and cry that my Russian neighbor kicked my ass for no reason you fricken loser.

 

[soonerfanjames]

A man with your heart condition should not own a firearm.

 

[festeringZit]

BOYS THIS AFTERNOON AT AROUND 5.30 PM 4 SHOTS WERE FIRED AT YURI'S ATTIC WINDOW TWO SHOTS HIT AND TWO MISSED.BOYS I GOT MY BINOCULARS OUT TO SEE THE HOLES THIS IS BEAUTIFULL YURI PROBABLY WONT NOTICE THESE HOLES UNTIL NEXT SPRING I KNOW HE DOESWNT USE HIS ATTIC IN THE WINTER.THIS B.B GUN MIGHT BE THE BEST THING I EVER BOUGHT AND THE POWER IS UNREAL IF I SHOOT SOMEBODY FROM 25 FEET AWAY IT WILL HURT LIKE HELL.TOMORROW I WILL BE GOING SQUIRELL HUNTING MAN WHO SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE A LONG WINTER IN BEANTOWN.BOYS I STRONGLEY RECOMEND A BB GUN FELLAS ITS GREAT FUN I ONLY WISH I COULD GET A REAL GUN BUT I HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD NOTHING SERIOUS BUT ENOUGH THAT I COULDNT GET A JOB WITH THE POST OFFICE hno:

I AM THINKING OF FIRING A COUPLE OF SHOTS INTO YURIS CAR WINDOWS IN THE NEAR FUTURE THIS IS GREAT AND WHO WOULD THINK A 48 YEAR OLD MAN WOULD HAVE A B.B. GUN.

BOYS TODAY IT WAS YURI TOMORROW I MIGHT FIRE A COUPLE OF ROUNDS AT MY OTHER NEIGHBOR (SAILOR BURKE) ANOTHER NAVY MAN THAT THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING HEY BURKE SEE HOW GOOD YOU TALK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF B.B.'S YOU F-CKING BIG MOUTH :missingte

Were you wearing your crocs?

 

[silver7]

BTJ, if you can't own a firearm get an pellet gun, much more powerful then the BB. Quiet, more distance, and velocity.