Beantown.

[JackDee]

Some of his sorry ass's all time best, for fear that the new sick gambler transfer might get us to see less of this ignorant bigot's very entertaining posts. (there's been a huge feud between the two for a long time)

Saturday, May 17, 2003 1:36 PM



WELL BOYS YOUR OLD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM IS BACK IN ACTION RUSSY AND I SAT DOWN HAD A NICE 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTER AT LEGAL SEAFOODS 2 ICE COLD CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIMES A COUPLE OF NICE CUBAN CIGARS MY TREAT. GUYS I CANT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I AM TO BE BACK HERE AT MAJORS PLACE MAN I SPENT 3 WEEKS OR SO OVER IN (LOSERVILLE) I MEAN THE RX WOW WHAT A PLACE THAT IS I WAS GETTING A HEADACHE OVER THERE JESUS CHRIST I WAS LIKE THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE FORUM.I NEVER READ SO MANY USELESS THREADS COULD YOU IMAGINE SOME JERK OFF STARTING A THREAD ASKING HOW MUCH YOU CAN BENCH PRESS WHO THE F-CK CARES I TOLD THE GUY I DONT CARE HOW MUCH YOU BENCH PRESS ILL STILL KICK YOUR ARSE.I COULDNT CONCENTRATE ON MY GAMBLING AT THIS OTHER FORUM IT WAS LIKE A BUNCH OF KINDERGARDEN KIDS TRYING TO TALK OVER EACH OTHER.

RUSSY I DONT HOLD ANY HARD FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU WHEN YOU BANNED ME I WAS FORCED TO GO TO LOSERVILLE BOYS EVERYTIME I POST AT THAT FORUM I GO SH-T HOUSE.I AM A VERY SUPERSTICOUS PERSON I SWEAR THAT FORUM IS A JINX.RUSSY THE DAY BEFORE I WAS BANNED I RENTED OUT A PRIVATE ROOM AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND EVERY TUESDAY AT 12 NOON I WAS HOLDING A GAMBLING SEMINAR WHERE I TAUGHT DEADBEAT LOSERS HOW TO GAMBLE AND WIN I WAS HOT AS A FIRE CRACKER.THE FIRST SEMINAR I HAD 10 GUYS ATTEND FOR AN OPEN TALK ABOUT OUR GAMBLING EXPERIENCES.WE HAD 2 ****** WORKERS WE HAD A BIG REAL ESTATE AGENT WE HAD BANKERS WE HAD A GREAT CROWD OF GAMBLERS ALL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BEAT OUR BOOKIES.BOYS I WAS A PUBLIC SPEAKER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I WAS LIKE A PROFESSOR LECTURING A CLASS OF LOSERS.BOYS THE FIRST WEEK I WAS ON FIRE GIVING THE CLASS WINNER AFTER WINNER I HAD MY PHONE AVAILABLE FOR PICKS FOR THE CLASS.THEN WEEK 2 CAME ALONG AND I MADE THE MISTAKE OF POSTING IN LOSERVILLE I EVEN GOT INTO A CONTEST OVER THERE WOW IMAGINE ME IN SOME MICKEY MOUSE CONTEST I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS DOWNHILL RIGHT AFTER I STARTED POSTING ON A REGULAR BASIS.WEEK 2 CAME ALONG IN MY GAMBLING SEMINAR I NOTICED MY CLASS WAS SHRINKING IT WENT FROM 10 DOWN TO 5 AND THE BOYS WERE GETTING RESTLESS I WAS GETTING ICE COLD I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO MY CLASS I WAS BEING JINXED BY A SPORTS FORUM CALLED THE RX.RUSSY SINCE I LEFT MAJORS AND JOINED FORCES WITH LOSERVILLE MY CLASS HAS BEEN CANCELLED WEEK 3 OF MY SEMINAR I WAS LEFT TALKING TO MYSELF NOBODY HAD ANY FAITH IN ME AND THEY LOCKED MY PRIVATE ROOM AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND SOMEBODY HUNG A SIGN UP ABOVE (THIS ROOM IS CLOSED BEANTOWNJIM HAS GONE CHASING) BOYS MY PUBLIC SPEAKING ON GAMBLING IS OVER FOR NOW.ITS UNBELIEVABLE I WAS ON FIRE THEN I WAS CURSED AT LOSERVILLE HOW THE F-CK COULD I CONCENTRATE ON MY GAMBLING WHEN SHRINK HAD SOME NIT WIT NAMED DENNIS THE DUNCE COMMENTING ON EVERYTHING I SAID JESUS CHRIST I WAS GOING BONKERS OVER THERE.SO BOYS I AM BACK AND FEELING GOOD.I AM OUT OF ACTION FOR NOW MY LOVELY WIFE AND I ARE GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO NEXT WEEK TO SEE BARRY BONDS I HOPE I AM LUCK ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO HAVE BREAKFAST WITH HIM MAYBE SICK GAMBLER CAN HOOK ME UP.

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING BEN WALLACE,KEVIN GARNETT,PATRICK EWING,OR TOM BRADY WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS (ITS NICE TO BE BACK BOYS)

 

[JackDee]

btw, this comes from a "historical" thread across the street with all members of the triplete posting, sick g., beaner and oldfriend.

http://www.majorwager.com/fusetalk/messageview.cfm?catid=22&threadid=56935&STARTPAGE=2

 

[JackDee]

Friday, April 04, 2003 6:16 PM



RUSSY I KNOW YOU HAVE ALWAYS TREATED ME LIKE A SON BUT LATELY I HAVE BEEN GETTING HEADACHES OVER WHAT HAPPENED.I AM MOVING ON FOR A WHILE TO COOL OFF.RUSS I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO CHARGE YOU FOR MY VACATION TIME THIS ONE IS ON THE HOUSE SO I WILL USE MY REAL VACATION TIME IN AUGUST PAID OGF COURSE RUSSY.I FEEL I HAVE ADDED A LOT TO MAJOR WAGER WHENEVER THERE HAS BEEN A BIG STORY IN THE SPORTS WORLD I WENT OUT AND GOT THE SCOOP.I MUST SAY I AM A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED IN THE SUPPORT I GOT IN THIS FORUM ABOUT MY PROBLEM FISHHEAD WAS THE ONLY TRUE PAL AND HE WILL ALWAYS BE WELCOMED AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AS MY GUEST JUST DONT TELL JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HIS HAIR IS GETTING A LITTLE LONG OR I WILL BE SCRAPING MY GOOD BUDDY FISH OFF THE FLOOR.RUSSY I WILL MISS THE BOYS BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS BASEBALL IS WHERE I EXCEL BUT I MUST GET THIS PROBLEM OFF MY MIND I HATE TO BE TAKEN FOR A SAP AND NOT BE ABLE TO FIST FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTS.I AM NOT SURE ON MY RETURN BUT RUSSY IF YOU EVER NEED ME TO BREAK A BIG STORY FOR YOU AND YOUR MEMBERS JUST GIVE ME A CALL ON MY CELL PHONE RUSS UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE RUSSY I AM THERE FOR YOU.SO BOYS IN CLOSING I JUST WANT TO SAY KEEP THE FAITH AND TAKE CARE.I MIGHT EVEN GO BACK TO THE CHURCH FATHER RYAN HAS BEEN ASKING ME TO COLLECT THE MONEY ON SUNDAY MORNINGS AT LEAST THE LORD KNOWS I AM A STAND UP GUY AND HONEST.SO LONG YOU BUNCH OF DEGENERATE,DEADBEAT,LOSERS

 

[JackDee]

Tuesday, March 25, 2003 9:53 PM



ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ME IN THIS FORUM WILL VOUCH FOR MY CHARACTER I AM THE ULTIMATE STAND UP GUY.NOW THIS BEING SAID I AM CALLING OUT THAT NO GOOD RAT BASTARD SICK GAMBLER THIS GOES BACK TO 1 YEAR AGO OPENING DAY 2002.AT ANOTHER FORUM I TOLD SICK GAMBLER AND THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE RX I WAS HAVING COFFEE AS I DO EACH THURSDAY MORNING DURING BASEBALL SEASON WITH MY BUDDY PETER GAMMONS.SO WE TALKED AND I TOLD PETER ABOUT THE FORUM I WRITE ARTICLES FOR AND I ASKED HIM WHAT COLOR SUIT HE WOULD BE WEARING THE FIRST NIGHT OF BASEBALL ON E.S.P.N.WELL SICK GAMBLER AND HIS YAHOO BUDDIES LAUGHED AT ME AND SICK GAMBLER MADE A SIDE BET WITH ME FOR 50 DOLLARS.FOR SOME REASON BASEBALL TONITE WAS DELAYED AND DIDNT COME ON UNTIL AFTER MIDNIGHT I COULDNT STAY UP BUT ACCORDING TO THIS DEGENERATE DEADBEAT SICK GAMBLER HE SAID PETER GAMMONS HAD ON A BLACK SUIT AND THAT I OWE HIM 50 BUCKS.I HAD 5 OTHER MEMBERS CONFIRM WHAT I SAID THAT PETER WAS INDEED WEARING A GRAY SUIT WE HAVE BEEN FIGHTING OVER THIS 50 BUCKS NOW FOR 1 YEAR STRAIGHT.IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME THIS LOW LIFE CALLED ME A WELCHER I COULD OPEN UP MY OWN OFFSHORE SPORTSBOOK.BOYS I AM PUTTING MY STELLAR REPUTATION ON THE LINE THIS WEEK ON OPENING DAY I WILL BE HAVING COFFEE WITH PETER GAMMONS THIS THURSDAY AND ONCE AGAIN I WILL ASK PETER WHAT COLOR SUIT HE WILL BE WEARING ON OPENING DAY ON E.S.P.N. I WANT TO PROVE TO EVERYBODY IN THE 2 MAJOR FORUMS THAT I DO INDEED KNOW THE GOD OF BASEBALL PETER GAMMONS.I WANT SICK GAMBLER TO HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOW HIS FACE AGAIN ON A DOUBLE OR NOTHING BET I WILL ANNOUNCE IN THIS FORUM WHAT COLOR SUIT PETER WILL WEAR DOUBLE OR NOTHING.NORMALLY I DONT GET INVOLED WITH KIDS GAMES BUT THIS NO GOOD FAT SLOB HAS THIS COMING TO HIM.SO SICK GAMBLER I AM CALLING YOU OUT BUDDY I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND WIN OR LOSE THIS BET I AM STILL COMING UP TO MONTREAL THIS SUMMER TO KICK YOUR ARSE

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING PATRICK EWING,BEN WALLACE,KEVIN GARNETT,OR SICK GAMBLER WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS (SORRY SICK GAMBLER ILL TAKE BEN WALLACE)

 

[JackDee]

Thursday, March 27, 2003 9:59 PM



BOYS I JUST PUT ON ESPN 2 AND I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE SERENA WILLIAMS MAN HAS SHE CHANGED.SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE MAN SHE MUST BE POUNDING DOWN THE RIBS,GRITS AND MACARONNI AND CHEESE.SHE USED TO HAVE A WORLD CLASS BODY NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE NEL CARTER FROM THE OLD DINER SHOW.WOW I WONDER IF SHE IS PREGNENT WITH SHAWN KEMPS BABY THERE IS SOMETHING THAT AINT RIGHT SHE IS ACTUALLY FAT I CANT BELIEVE IT.I LOVED THE OLD SERENA SHE WAS STRONG AND SEXY NOW SHE IS JUST ANOTHER FAT NIGERIAN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHE WILL BE BEATING UP HER KEED AS THEY SHOP IN K-MART MAN I JUST CANT BELIEVE HOW BAD SHE LOOKS.BOYS PUT ON ESPN 2 RIGHT NOW FOR THE SHOCK OF YOUR LIFE.BEANTOWNJIM

 

[JackDee]

Thursday, March 27, 2003 6:00 AM



WELL BOYS IT TOOK ME A LITTLE BIT LONGER TO MAKE 1000 POSTS THAN MOST PEOPLE MYSELF AND RUSSY HIT A FEW BUMPS IN THE ROAD ON OUR WAY TO 1000.ITS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT RUSSY AND I DIDNT ALWAYS SEE EYE TO EYE ON A LOT OF ISSUES I AM GLAD TO REPORT THAT WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE NOW.RUSSY I AM GLAD TO BE A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF MAJOR WAGER IN GOOD STANDARDS I MIGHT ADD I WAS ALSO ADDED TO THE MAJOR WAGER TEAM THIS PAST YEAR I AM THE (ACE REPORTER FOR THE FORUM) IT DOESNT PAY A LOT OF MONEY YET MAJOR AND I ARE STILL TRYING TO AGREE ON A CONTRACT.I SAY I AM WORTH 50 GRAND A YEAR WITH 8 WEEKS VACATION.RUSSY SAYS I AM WORTH 100 DOLLAR BONUS AT MAJORWAGER AND NO VACATION AND A 100 TIME ROLL OVER SO I HOPE WE CAN BALANCE THESE NUMBERS A LITTLE.SO RUSSY IN CLOSING I AM HONERED TO WORK FOR YOUR FORUM AND I HOPE TO HAVE AT LEAST ANOTHER 1000 POSTS WHILE WE NEGOTIATE MY CONTRACT.BEANTOWNJIM HAS MADE IT TO 1000 SO FREDDIE INSTEAD OF GIVING ME THE 100 DOLLARS BONUS FOR 1000 POSTS WHY DONT YOU COME TO BOSTON AND ILL INTRODUCE YOU TO ROGER BERKOWITZ THE OWNER OF LEGAL SEAFOODS AND WE CAN SIT DOWN AND YOU CAN BUY ME A 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTER AND A COUPLE OF ICE COLD CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIME AND WE WILL CALL IT EVEN HUH PAL.

ANYBODY WHO DOEST THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING PATRICK EWING,KEVIN GARNETT,BEN WALLACE,OR RUSSY FROM MAJOR WAGER WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[JackDee]

Saturday, March 22, 2003 6:07 PM



BOYS LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING ARNOLD PALMER IS LOOSING IT I THINK THE GUY IS CRACKING UP I MEAN REALLY GONE.TODAY I WAS WATCHING THE GOLF AND THEY INTERVIEWED ARNIE PALMER AND THE QUESTION CAME UP ABOUT HIS GRANDSON CADDYING FOR HIM ARNIE SAYS HE IS MY INSPIRATION AND THE KID CAN PLAY GOLF HE WON THE CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP AT BAY HILL FOR CHRIST SAKES ARNIE BEANTOWNJIM COULD WIN THAT TITLE FROM A BUNCH OF RICH OLD PROTESTANTS WHAT THE F-CK DOES THIS PROVE.THEN ARNIE SAYS WITH A WINK I THINK MY GRANDSON WILL GIVE TIGER A GOOD RUN HE IS THIS GOOD A PLAYER.AFTER THIS STATEMENT I HAD TO SWITCH THE CHANNEL BECAUSE I WAS FEELING SORRY FOR THE KING HE NEVER HAD A SON SO HE IS TRYING TO MAKE HIS GRANDSON INTO THE NEXT ARNOLD PALMER SORRY ARNIE YOUR GRANDSON SUCKS AND THE ONLY WAY HE GOT INTO WAKE FORREST ON A GOLF SCHOLORSHIP IS BECAUSE HE IS ARNIES GRANDSON. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE RICHEST GUY IN THE UNITED STATES AND HE LETS HIS GRANDSON TAKE A SCHOLORSHIP AWAY FROM A NEEDY KID TO SEND HIS BIG GOOFY FAG GRANDSON TO WAKE FORREST.BOYS I NEVER KNEW MY GRAND PARENTS BECAUSE THEY WORKED HARD ON THE RAILROADS AND DIED YOUNG I COULD ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH ARNIE SPOILED THIS BIG GOON (SAM) WHO THE F-CK NAMES A KID SAM WHAT IS THIS SHORT FOR SAMANTHA.IF I HEAR ARNIE EVER COMPARE HIS GRANSON TO TIGER WOODS AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY RIDE TO THE BAY HILL CLUB AND KICK THE CRAP OUT OF BOTH ARNIE AND HIS FAG GRANDSON (SAM) THE KID SHOULD BE A MIDDLE LINEBACKER FOR WAKE FORREST NOT A WIMP ON THE GOLF TEAM.I SAW HIM HE IS ABOUT 6 FOOT 3 AND WEIGHS ABOUT 230 AND ARNIE SAYS THE KID IS A FIGHTER MAN I WOULD LIKE TO PUT HIM TO THE TEST.SORRY I LOST MY COOL BOYS BUT I JUST CANT TO HEAR RICH F-CKS LIKE ARNIE TELL US ABOUT HIS SPOILED ROTTEN GRANDSON WHO NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HIS LIFE AND IS PROBABLY ALREADY WORTH MILLIONS.I HOPE THE KID DATES A BLACK BROAD THEN WAIT AND SEE HOW NICE A GUY ARNIE PALMER REALLY IS.

I DONT CARE WHAT ANY FAKE YUPPIES SAY (SAM) IS A FAG NAME ALL THE SINGLE LESBIAN MOTHERS NAME THERE SONS SAM NO WONDER WHY THEY ALL TURN OUT TO BE BIG FAGS

 

[JackDee]

Thursday, March 13, 2003 5:31 AM



BOYS LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING ITS NICE TO BE BACK I HAVENT HAD ANY TIME FOR FOOLING AROUND I HAVE BEEN GETTING WHACKED BY MY LOCAL LATELY AND I AM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE TO STAY IN ACTION THANKS TO THE OVER 186 LAST NIGHT IN PORTLAND.GUYS IS IT ME OR AM I SEEING A LOT OF THIS GUY JOHN SALLEY LATELY ALL OF THE SUDDEN EVEYWHERE I LOOK I SEE HIS UGLY FACE.HERES AN EXAMPLE LAST NIGHT I TURNED ON THE (BLACK ENTERTAINMENT STATION) TO WATCH THE HOOKERS DANCE BUT WHAT DO I SEE JOHN SALLEY INTERVIEWING A COUPLE OF BROADS DRESSED UP LIKE CHEAP HOOKERS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT HE WAS FLIRTING WITH THEM I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO PULL DOWN HIS PANTS RIGHT ON T.V.SO THEN I TURN TO THE BEST DAM SPORTS SHOW AND YOU GUESSED IT JOHN SALLEY TRYING TO LOOK UP LISA GUARREROS DRESS MAN THIS GUY IS ALWAYS AROUND BROADS.BOYS NOW THIS IS THE KILLER I WAS WATCHING SOME STUPID SHOW CALLED THE (ALL AMERICAN GIRL) WHERE YOU HAVE 3 COACHS AND YES JOHN SALLEY WAS A COACH PICK HIS ALL AMERICAN GIRLS EACH COACH HAD TO PICK 5 GIRLS OUT OF 50 TO BE ON HIS OR HERS TEAM.BOYS I SWEAR TO GOD AND I KNEW IT I GUESS JOHN SALLEY ISNT A RACIST HE PICKED 5 WHITE CHICKS OW I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT HE IS PROBABLY TRYING TO PICK THEM UP AFTER THE SHOW MAN THEY WERE ALL EXCITED ABOUT JOHN SALLEY PICKING THEM I COULD ONLY IMAGINE HOW EXCITED THE BROADS WOULD BE WHEN HE WHIPPS OUT HIS JOHNSON AND THIS AINT MAGIC.GUYS EVERYWHERE I LOOKED LAST NIGHT I SAW THIS BIG BALD BONE HEAD SINCE WHEN DID HE BECOME SUCH A STAR HE COULD NEVER BE MISTAKEN FOR BILLY D. WILLIAMS MAN THIS GUY IS HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THESE YOUNG WHITE CHICKS ON JOHN SALLEYS TEAM THEY WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING FOR HIM AND PROBABLY DID.I JUST FOUND IT IRONIC HOW HE PICKED AN ALL WHITE TEAM WHEN THERE WERE 20 BLACK GIRLS TO CHOOSE FROM THE %'S JUST DONT ADD UP.BOYS IF I AM EVER REINCARNATED I WANT TO EITHER COME BACK AS RAILBIRD OR JOHN SALLEY I WANT TO GO FROM ONE EXTREME TO ANOTHER.WHAT IS JOHN SALLEYS BACKROUND NO NOT ON THE N.B.A. COURT I WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY KEEDS THIS GUY HAS HE MIGHT BE CLOSING IN ON SHAWN KEMPS RECORD HE MUST HAVE AT LEAST 12 KEEDS HE IS SUROUNDED BY BROADS ON EVERY SHOW HE IS ON.HE IS THE OPRAH WINFREY OF THE BLACK ENTERTAINMENT SHOW.PINNACLE HAS A LINE OUT ON JOHN SALLEY.

(# OF KEEDS JOHN SALLEY HAS 500 DOLLAR LIMIT)
(OVER 9 1/2 KEEDS -480)
(UNDER 9 1/2 KEEDS +420)

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING JOHN SALLEY,PATRICK EWING,KEVIN GARNETT,OR TOM BRADY WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[JackDee]

Saturday, February 22, 2003 6:20 AM



BOYS I DONT CONSIDER MYSELF A DERMOTOLOGIST HOWEVER I DO KNOW WHEN SOMEBODY IS TINKERING WITH THERE FACE MAN WHAT I SAW LAST NIGHT ON THE CELEBERTY CHALLENGE BORDERS ON A LAW SUIT.I THOUGHT I SAW IT ALL IN THE MICHAEL JACKSON INTERVIEW BUT FOLKS THERES A WHITE GUY WHO HAS GONE JUST AS FAR.YES BOYS OUR OLYMPIC CHAMPION AND GOLD MEDAL WINNER (BRUCE JENNER) HAS DECIDED TO HAVE A SEX CHANGE THIS GUY LOOKS SCARY I DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE IS DOING BUT HE REMINDS ME OF TED WILLIAMS JUST BEFORE HE DIED HE LOOKS FAKE.I REALIZE HE USED TO HAVE A BABE FOR A WIFE BUT SHE LEFT HIM AND HE IS EXPLORING HIS SEXUAL IDENTITY.BRUCE CLAIMS HE IS STRAIGHT BOY HE WILL HAVE A HARD TIME CONVINCING SOMEBODY.I NEVER THOUGHT BRUCE JENNER WOULD TURN FAG ON US I THOUGHT THE GUY WAS AS MACHO AS THEY COME IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU NOBODY CAN TELL JUST LOOK AT ROCK HUDSON MAN I WOULDNT HAVE WANTED TO MEET ROCK IN A DARK ALLEY.AND WHATS UP WITH THIS OTHER CELEBERTY MELLISSA RIVERS SINCE WHEN DID SHE BECOME A STAR MAN SCOTTY BOY KNOW WONDER WHY JEWISH MEN SEEK OUT HOOKERS IF I HAD TO LOOK AT THIS JEW BROAD I WOULD BE LOOKING ELSEWHERE ALSO.SO BOYS I ENCOURAGE YOU TO WATCH TONIGHT AND SEE THE NEW FREAK SHOW BRUCE JENNER PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE SHINE ON HIS FACE HE REALLY LOOKS FAKE YOU WONT BELIEVE HE IS A REAL HUMAN BEING.

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR GAY BROTHER WAS DATING RUPAUL,KORDELL STEWART,MICHAEL JACKSON,OR BRUCE JENNER WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[JackDee]

sick gambler
Captain

Posts: 4188
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Thursday, February 27, 2003 0:07 AM
<<<Barbara is cute for 89 that is all i know>>>
She's actually not bad.... I'd bang her.. I don't care how old she is.. 29,49,69,89,99... who cares... I'd still bang her


beantownjim
Sergeant
Posts: 1197
Joined: May 2001
Thursday, February 27, 2003 0:11 AM

I AM SURE BARBARA IS FLATTERED THAT SOME LOSER IN A GAMBLING FORUM WITH NO MONEY LIVING IN A TRAILOR PARK UP IN MONTREAL WILL BANG HER.THE QUESTION IS SICK GAMBLER LIKE SO MANY OTHER WOMEN WILL SAY WHATS IN IT FOR THEM.I MEAN WHAT DOES BARBARA GET OUT OF IT ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION YOU DEADBEAT LOSER.

 

[JackDee]

Sunday, February 02, 2003 7:25 PM



BOYS I HAVE BEEN GAMBLING NOW FOR OVER 25 YEARS AND 3 YEARS AGO I INVENTED A BET I CALL IT (BEANTOWNJIMS IF LOSE BET) BOYS I HAVE BEEN WINNING WITH THIS THEORY OF MINE FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS WHEN I FINALLY HAD THE COURAGE TO ASK MY LOCAL BOOKIE IF HE TAKES IF LOSE BETS.HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS ON HEAVY MEDICATION AND ASKED ME WHAT THE F-CK I WAS TALKING ABOUT.THEN I EXPLAINED TO HIM HOW IT WORKS NOW THERE IS NO NEED TO BET IF LOSE IF YOU ARE OFFSHORE BUT IF YOU ARE BETTING WITH A LOCAL I SUGGEST IT TO ANYONE.YOU BOYS KNOW I AM A WINNER IN LIFE AND I TRY MY HARDEST TO CARRY OVER MY THINKING INTO MY GAMBLING CAREER.THIS IS HOW MY IF LOSE WORKS NOW PAY ATTENTION.

I TOLD MY BOOKIE I DONT LIKE THOSE SUCKER BETS PARLAYS,TEASERS,IF WIN BETS I NEED SOMETHING FOR ME.I SAID LISTEN PAL I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT WINNING ONE BET EACH NIGHT BUT JUST IN CASE I WANT TO PROTECT MYSELF THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO AND HE AGREED TO LET ME PLAY IF LOSE.ITS SIMPLE MY FIRST PLAY IS MY KEY GAME I HAVE TO LOVE THIS GAME TO PLAY IT THEN I SAY IF THIS GAME LOSES IT GOES DOWN TO MY NEXT PLAY TO TRY AND GET EVEN FOR THE NIGHT.(HOWEVER IF MY FIRST GAME WINS IT CANCELS MY SECOND PLAY AND I WIN THE AMOUNT I BET IN THE FIRST GAME.BOYS ANYBODY WHO HAS A LOCAL GUY AND HE LEAVES HIS OFFICE AT 7.45 I SUGGEST IF LOSE BETS I SAY I SPLIT 30% OF THE TIME I WIN 60% AND I GET DOUBLE DIPPED 10% MAN THE DOUBLE DIPS CAN REALLY HURT BOYS SO BE PREPARED EVERY NOW AND THEN TO WORK FROM BEHIND.I LOVE THIS BET AND THE LAST 2 WEEKS I HAVE BEAT MY BOY FOR 3500.DONT FORGET FELLAS YOU DONT NEED THIS TYPE OF PLAY OFFSHORE BUT IF YOUR LOCAL LEAVES EARLY GIVE IT A TRY AND WATCH THE MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS.(WE GOT IT ALL,WE GOT IT ALL)I GRIN WHEN I WIN

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR BLACK SISTER WAS DATING SCOTTY LANDAU,FREDDIE FROM MAJORWAGER,OR LEBRON JAMES WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS


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beantownjim
Sergeant

Posts: 1197
Joined: May 2001
Sunday, February 02, 2003 7:41 PM



OH I FORGOT TO MENTION THERE IS THAT TIME WHERE YOU MIGHT GO 2 FOR 2 IN A NIGHT AND KICK YOURSELF IN THE ARSE BUT I WOULD SAY THIS IS IN THE 20% RANGE.THE BET IS BASED ON HOW GOOD A GAMBLER YOU THINK YOU ARE I FEEL GOOD ABOUT PICKING 1 WINNER A DAY BUT 2 MIGHT BE PUSHING IT.I LOVE WHEN I WIN MY FIRST PLAY AND LOSE MY 2 ND ONE LIKE I DID TODAY THANK YOU HOUSTON ROCKETS GOING OVER THE 191 1/2.

ALWAYS TAKE A HIT ON 12 IN BLACKJACK NO MATTER WHAT THE DEALER IS SHOWING (BOYS THERE IS A HOT SPORTSBOOK OFFSHORE THERE MOVES ARE A POINT AND A HALF ON TOTALS THAN ANY OTHER BOOK AND THE GAMES ARE CLICKING) I CANT MENTION THE BOOK BECAUSE AS YOU DEADBEATS KNOW ITS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF IN THIS BUSINESS.LOOK AROUND FELLAS THERE IS A WISE GUY SPORTSBOOK OUT THERE (GREEK HAD 190 1/2 ON THE ROCKETS GAME SAME AS MY LOCAL BUT THE HOT SPORTSBOOK HAD 193 AT 1PM.I KNOW EVERYBODY CHANGED LATER IN THE DAY BUT TO LATE FOR MY LOCAL BOY TO GET THE CHANGE.MAN I LOVE THESE SUCKERS

 

[sickgambler]

Jackie baby, I love you kid, but what the hell you doing?? What's this, a BTJ highlight thread? Man, how long will this thing keep going. I hope it won't last throughout the night. Who cares what this illiterate hilbilly had to say in the past. I can't even understand what the hell this kid ever says anyways. All i know is that after trying to read this thread, my eyes are soar as hell and i am very dizzy, and I feel like throwing up now. These caps really take a toll on you after a while. Man, if you keep this up, you will be at post #4000 by 4 am tonight.

 

[JackDee]

"What's this, a BTJ highlight thread?"

yeap.

good to see you back sick, will probably post a couple more and then hit the sack.

 

[JackDee]

Thursday, January 16, 2003 5:26 PM



OH SH-T THERE GONE MAN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT THE SPACE SHUTTLE TOOK OFF THIS MORNING WITH THE FIRST JEW IN SPACE.I HAVE BEEN E-MAILING NASA FOR 3 MONTHS NOW ASKING THEM IF THEY NEEDED A COUPLE OF MORE JEWS ON THERE TRIP I HAVE 2 GUYS WHO MIGHT FIT YOUR REQUIREMENTS.I RECOMENDED THAT THEY TAKE SCOTTY LANDAU,AND FISHHEAD ON A ONE WAY TRIP INTO OUTER SPACE.COULD YOU IMAGINE SCOTTY AND FISH IN OUTER SPACE I COULD SEE IT NOW SCOTTY BOY TEACHING THE MARTIANS HOW TO MIDDLE SPACE GOLF MATCHS AND FISH TRYING TO PICK UP EVERY DESPERATE MARTIAN BROAD THAT COULD BREATHE.MAN SCOTTY I MADE 10 GRAND TODAY OFF SOME IRISH MARTIAN WE HAD AN OVER UNDER ON CRATOR COUNTING MAN THESE IRISH MARTIANS ARE AS DUMB AS BEANTOWNJIMS IRISH BUDDIES DOWN ON EARTH SOMEBODY GIVE ME A BEER AND A CHEAP HOOKER I DONT GIVE A F-CK IF SHE IS GREEN.AND LANDAU ANSWERS YOUR RIGHT FISH THIS IS JEW HEAVEN MAN THESE IRISH MARTIANS ARE DUMB I AM GOING TO OPEN A JEWISH SPORTBOOK HERE ON MARS I WILL CALL IT
(JEW-MAR SPORTS) I WILL CATER TO THE IRISH MARTIANS WHO KNOWS MAYBE BEANTOWNJIMS RELATIVES ARE UP HERE ON MARS FISH.OH BOY WHAT A THOUGHT I CAN SEE IT NOW OF COURSE WE HAVE TO GET STEVEN SPIELBURG INVOLVED WE CAN START A MINI SERIES CALLED (2 JEWS LOST IN SPACE)

SORRY BOYS I DID E-MAIL NASA AND BEG THEM TO TAKE A COUPLE OF MORE JEWS WITH THEM BUT NASA SAID ONE TOKEN JEW WAS ENOUGH MAYBE NEXT TIME FELLAS.

 

[JackDee]

Tuesday, January 21, 2003 11:12 PM



BOYS IT IS SAID THAT EVERY PERSON HAS 15 MINUTES OF FAME IN LIFE.WELL MAYBE I AM STARTING TO FEEL MY AGE I AM 42 YEARS OLD AND I AM STARTING TO REALIZE MY CHANCES OF BECOMING FAMOUS MIGHT NOT HAPPEN.IT IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE I WONT FIND A CURE FOR CANCER I WONT SCORE THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN IN THE SUPERBOWL,I WONT HIT A HOME RUN IN THE WORLD SERIES I GUESS I MIGHT BE CONSIDERED A REGULAR JOE IN LIFE.I LIKE MANY OTHERS ALWAYS WANTED TO BECOME FAMOUS I JUST WASNT BLESSED WITH MUCH TALENT.SURE I PLAYED ALL THE SPORTS GROWING UP BASEBALL,FOOTBALL,I LETTERED IN 2 SPORTS MY SOPHMORE YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS A GOOD ATHLETE BUT NEVER A GREAT ONE.HAS ANYBODY IN THIS FORUM EVER ACHIEVED GREATNESS.HERES THE 2 MOST EXCITING THINGS TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME. MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME ITS NOT MUCH FELLAS BUT IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
THE YEAR WAS 1982 I WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF A CHINESE RESTAURANT WHEN I LOOKED TO MY LEFT AND SAW A BLACK LINCOLN PULL UP WINDOWS GO DOWN AND BANG,BANG,BANG,3 SHOTS FIRED AND A MAN LIED DEAD 15 YARDS AWAY FROM ME AND I SAW EVERYTHING I CAN EVEN REMEMBER THE FIRST 3 NUMBERS OF THE LICENSE PLATE 108 I STOOD THERE IN DISBELIEF AS THE BOSTON DETECTIVES APPROACHED ME IT SEEMS SOME YUPPIE FAG POINTED ME OUT AS A WITNESS HE SAID I WAS OUTSIDE WHEN IT HAPPENED.THE COPS ASKED ME WHAT I SAW HERE I AM 22 YEARS OLD SCARED TO DEATH THE NEWS STATION WAS THERE AND THE PAPERS.I SAID LISTEN OFFICER I WAS STANDING HERE BUT IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING IMAGINE IF I HAD COME FOREWARD WHAT THE F-CK I PROBABLY WOULDNT BE HERE TALKING TO YOU GUYS TODAY.THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS A PICTURE IN THE FRONT PAGE OF THE BOSTON GLOBE THAT SAID WITNESSES ARE SHOCKED AS LOCAL MAN IS GUNNED DOWN AND YES THERE I WAS SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PICTURE.LET THIS BE A LESSON BOYS IF YOU EVER WITNESS A CRIME ALWAYS REMEMBER BEANTOWNJIMS 5 FAVORITE WORDS (I DIDNT SEE A THING) AND MY NEXT CLAIM TO FAME CAME 17 YEARS LATER.

ANYBODY FROM BOSTON CAN VOUCH FOR THIS THEY HAVE A LOCAL SPORTS PROGRAM ON CHANNEL 4 CALLED (BEAT THE PRO) WHERE DIFFERENT CELEBERTIES FROM THE BOSTON AREA HIT A SHOT ON A PAR 3 AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY THE COURSE THAT DAY TRY AND BEAT HIS SHOT IT IS BROADCAST ON T.V. THE PRIZES ARE UNBELIEVABLE THE WINNER GOT AN ALL EXPENSE TRIP FOR 2 TO PALM SPRINGS FOR 7 DAYS. WELL FELLAS YOUR TRULY BEAT OUT THAT BIG MUSCLEMAN FAG FROM THE PATRIOTS TED JOHNSON.HE WAS LIKE 15 FEET FROM THE PIN I WAS LIKE 7 FT 5 INCHES SO I ADVANCED TO THE FINALS.BOYS PICTURE ME IN THE FINALS ITS 10 GUYS FROM DIFFERENT COURSE WHO BEAT THE PRO ATLETES THAT DAY AND THE FINALS WAS A HALF HOUR SHOW TO BE AIRED PRIME TIME 3 PM ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON.I THINK MORE PEOPLE WATCHED THIS IN THE BOSTON AREA THAN THE SUPERBOWL IT WAS A MAJOR EVENT.EACH CONTESTANT HAD 3 SHOTS AND WHOEVER WAS THE CLOSEST AFTER 3 SHOTS WENT TO PALM SPRINGS TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT I WON SECOND PLACE A 32 INCH COLORED T.V. WICH I STILL HAVE.GUYS THESE ARE THE ONLY 2 TIMES I HAVE BEEN IN THE PUBLIC EYES NO I MAY NEVER BECOME FAMOUS BUT I STILL HAVE MY 2 FOND MEMORIES WHERE ALL THE BOSTON AREA COULD SEE ME.I WILL NEVER FORGET THE 3 CAMERAS AND THE HOST ASKING ME QUESTIONS ON N.B.C. CHANNEL 4 HERE IN BOSTON.HAS ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS PLACE EVER HAD THER 15 MINUTES OF FAME.BEANTOWNJIM

 

[JackDee]

Sunday, December 29, 2002 12:15 PM



WELL BOYS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 10 YEARS I AM HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY MARRIAGE I THINK MY LOVELY WIFE IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH OUR 20 POUND COCKER POO DOG.ALL DAY LONG I HERE COME HERE MY LITTLE BOYFRIEND I LOVE YOU BROWNIE YOUR SO CUTE.GUYS THE OTHER DAY I WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET WITH MY WIFE AND OUR DOG AND SHE RAN INTO SOMEBODY SHE KNEW AND INTRODUCED BROWNIE FIRST BEFORE ME SHE SAYS ISNT HE CUTE I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY AND THE SHE SAYS THIS IS MY HUSBAND JIM FIVE MINUTES LATER.GUYS IT GETS WORSE.
NOW THE DOG IS GETTING INTO MY DINNERS HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF LAST WEEKS MENU.

MONDAY I WAS WORKING LATE TRYING TO RENT MY APARTMENT SO WHEN I CAME HOME MY WIFE SAID THAT HER AND BROWNIE ATE ALL THE STEAK DINNER I HAD SPAGHETTI O'S OUT OF A CAN

TUESDAY MY WIFE AND BROWNIE HAD CHICKEN GRILLED ON A SALAD I AGAIN CAME HOME LATE SO THERE WASNT MUCH LEFT FOR ME SO I HAD A BOLOGNA AND CHEESE SANDWICH ON STALE BREAD

WEDNESDAY MY WIFE HAD TO WORK LATE SO BROWNIE WAS PISSED HE HAD TO EAT DOG FOOD I HAD A PIZZA

THURSDAY SAMETHING BROWNIE HAD DOG FOOD AND I HAD A WONG TONG SOUP HE WAS CRYING THE WHOLE NIGHT AS IF TO SAY THIS SUCKS WHERES YOUR OLD LADY I AM STARVING.

FRIDAY MY WIFE WHIPPED UP A FANTASTIC DINNER BAKED SCHROD FROM LEGAL SEAFOODS BOYS AS WE WERE ABOUT TO SIT DOWN I HAD TO RUN OUT AND LET A TENANT INTO HIS APARTMENT THE F-CKING IDIOT LOCKED HIS KEYS INSIDE.WHEN I CAME HOME MY WIFE SAID WE DIDNT KNOW HOW LONG YOU WERE GOING TO BE SO BROWNIE AND I ATE MOST OF THE FISH I HAD A TUNA SANDWICH MAN THIS DOG IS EATING LIKE A KING HE IS LIVING THE LIFESTYLE OF THE RICH ANFD FAMOUS AND I AM STARVING.HE HAS ALSO GOTTEN INTO THE HABBIT OF SLEEPING IN OUR BED MY WIFE ACTUALLY ASKED ME TO GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH BECAUSE BROWNIE WAS SQUISHED WHAT THE F-CK I HAVE TO GO TO WORK AND SHE IS WORRIED ABOUT A DOG WHO SLEEPS ALLDAY LONG.

BOYS I DECIDED I WAS ICE COLD IN MY FOOTBALL PICKS SO THIS WEEK I AM DOING SOMETHING UNUSUAL I AM LETTING MY DOG PICK MY GAME FOR ME AFTER ALL HE IS THINKING CLEARLY AND HE IS SMART HE IS LOADED UP WITH MY FISH DINNER.SO THIS IS WHAT I DECIDED TO DO. AND I REALLY DID THIS NO KIDDING AROUND.

BROWNIE LOVES TO POP BALLOONS SO WHAT I DID IS WROTE 10 TEAMS ON A LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER EACH BALLON GOT A TEAM AND THE FIRST BALLON BROWNIE POPPED THIS IS THE TEAM I AM GOING TO BET SO HERE GOES FELLAS MY LITTLE DOG BROWNIE POPPED BET ALL YOU WANT ON THIS PLAY ITS THE (CINCINNATI BENGALS +7)GUYS I HOPE HE IS RIGHT IF I WIN THIS BET BROWNIE WILL BE EATING ANYTHING HE WANTS UNTIL NEXT WEEKS PLAY.COME ON BROWNIE I NEED THIS GAME JUST TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR FOOD BILL.

BOYS THIS IS A FIRST FOR ME I AM GOING TO SIT AROUND THE HOUSE ALLDAY NO IRISH SOCIAL CLUB I AM HANGING WITH MY DOG I HOPE BROWNIE AND I ARE HIGH FIVING ALL DAY WITH OUT BENGALS LETS GO GET THE MONEY (BROWNIE)WE GET IT ALL,WE GET IT ALL (I GRIN WHEN BROWNIE WINS) CALL ME CRAZY BUT IT BEATS MY PICKS THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS.BEANTOWNJIM


BROWNIE HAS BEEN THROWN OUT OF THE HOUSE SINCE THE SCORE WAS 13 TO 0 HE IS CRYING OUT IN THE BACK YARD I AM PISSED I INVESTED A LOT OF DOUGH ON THIS GAME.I HAVE HAD 2 CALLS FROM NEIGHBORS SAYING DID YOU KNOW BROWNIE WAS OUT IN THE YARD CRYING AND BARKING I SAID YES I KNOW I DONT TELL YOU HOW TO DISAPLINE YOUR GRUBBY KIDS SO DONT TELL ME HOW TO DIAPLINE MY DOG.I CANT WAIT FOR YURI TO CALL IF HE HAS THE BALLS TO CALL ME I WILL MARCH OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND PUNCH OUT HIS RUSSIAN ARSE.I THINK I AM DONE IN THIS GAME I WILL PICK THE 4 OCLOCK GAME ON MY OWN.STAY TUNED THE 4 OCLOCK PLAY WILL BE UP SHORTLY.

(YEH RIGHT MANS BEST FRIEND MY ARSE) I FEEL LIKE USING BROWNIE FOR A FOOTBALL THIS AFTERNOON HERES THE KICK OH NO ITS WIDE RIGHT AND JUST LANDED IN YURIS YARD. I JUST CANT HIT ANIMALS SORRY BOYS I AM NOT THAT KIND OF A GUY .


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beantownjim
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Sunday, December 29, 2002 3:08 PM



BOYS I FOUND THE 4 OCLOCK PLAY WE ALL KNOW THIS GAME MIGHT NOT MEAN ANYTHING TO THE JETS BUT BRETT FAVRE AND THE PACKERS WILL COME OUT PASSING THEY HAVE TO WIN THIS GAME FOR HOME FIELD.I THINK THE PACK WILL THROW UP 40 POINTS ON THERE OWN THEN YOU ADD THE 14 THE JETS SCORE AND THIS ADDS UP TO A DEAD OVER 40 I LOVE A SHOOT OUT TODAY IN THE JETS AND PACKERS.THE JETS DEFENSE WILL BE SOFT THEY DONT WANT TO GET ANYBODY HURT GOING INTO THE PLAYOFFS.BOYS THIS MIGHT BECOME MY BET OF THE YEAR CAN ANYBODY IN THIS FORUM NOT SEE THIS GAME GOING OVER 40 I CANT THIS IS GOING TO BE A LAID BACK JETS TEAM HERMAN EDWARDS KNOWS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT GOING INTO THE PLAYOFFS SURE WE WILL PLAY OUR STARTERS FOR A QUARTER THEN YOU WATCH 90% OF THE TEAM WILL BE WALKING OFF THE FIELD WITH FAKE INJURIES.TAKE THE OVER 40 JETS AND PACKERS ENJOY YOUR MONEY FELLAS AND YES BROWNIE IS BACK IN THE HOUSE ITS COLD HERE IN BEANTOWN.

 

[JackDee]

YES FOLKS ITS A SAD DAY IN SOUTH BOSTON I AM SITTING HERE IN THE CHAT ROOM TOTALLY NAKED MY BOOKIE CLEANED ME OUT THIS WEEKEND I SAID HEY LOUIE LET ME GIVE YOU THE LAST 300 DOLLARS NEXT WEEK HE SAID NO WAY BEANTOWN GIVE ME YOUR 1500 DOLLAR ARMANI SIUT AND WE WILL CALL IT EVEN.BUT LOUIE MY LOVELY WIFE BOUGHT ME THAT SUIT SORRY JIM ITS THE SUIT OR YOUR RIGHT LEG YOUR CALL.IT BROKE MY HEART TO GIVE UP MY WISE GUY SUIT BOYS I GOT BURIED LAST WEEK IT WAS ONE OF MY HARDEST HITS HOW CAN I EXPLAIN TO MY LOVING WIFE I AM BELLY UP 7 DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.BOYS I WAS CURSED THE ENTIRE WEEK HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS FOR A FINAL BET ON SATURDAY NIGHT I HAVE OVER IN THE DALLAS MEMPHIS GAME MY BOOKIE GIVES ME 206 I WAS WATCHING THE LINES MOVE OFFSHORE THE GAME WENT UP TO 209 I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS ON THE RIGHT SIDE SO I BET ANOTHER DIME OUCH FELLAS BIG MISTAKE.HOW DOES THIS SOUND HONEY I JUST GOT ROBBED FOR OVER 4 GRAND AS I WALKED INTO OUR BANK TO DEPOSIT OUR MONEY SORRY DEAR I AM LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.THEN I KNOW SHE WILL SAY DID YOU SEE WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE I WILL JUST SAY HONEY HE WAS BIG AND HE WAS BLACK THATS ALL I CAN SAY SORRY ABOUT CHRISTMAS MAYBE WE CAN HAVE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES.GOOD NIGHT BOYS I HAVE TO THINK OF A STORY AS TO WHERE THE 4 DIMES WENT.

GOODNIGHT FELLAS (I SNOOZE WHEN I LOSE)

 

[JackDee]

beantownjim
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Friday, December 27, 2002 2:14 PM



I KNOW YOU GUYS KNOW MY STORY I AM 42 RETIRED LIVING OFF A COUPLE OF 3 FAMILIES I OWN BUT GUYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU I THINK I AM PULLING THE PANIC BUTTON THE ECONOMY IN BOSTON SUCKS THEY HAVE A HIRING FREEZE FOR ALL CITY JOBS. .I HAVE A SUNNY 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT FOR RENT HARDWOOD FLOORS LARGE DINING AREA NEAR CASTLE ISLAND A NICE APARTMENT AND I AM ONLY ASKING 1200 TWO YEARS AGO WHEN EVERYTHING WAS GOING GOOD I WAS GETTING 1450 AND I WAS TURNING DOWN DOCTORS,LAWYERS,DENTIST MY APARTMENTS WERE IN DEMAND.I WANT TO RENT THIS UNIT BEFORE THE FIRST OF JANUARY BECAUSE I WILL GET FIRST AND LAST MONTHS RENT WICH MEANS I WILL HAVE 2400 DOLLARS MY LOVELY WIFE WONT KNOW ABOUT SO I CAN SEND IT OFFSHORE AND GET BACK IN ACTION.WELL GUYS TODAY I HAD 5 PEOPLE LOOK AT IT AND I KNOW THESE PEOPLE DONT READ MAJOR WAGER SO I WILL LIST THE PEOPLES REAL NAMES AND WHAT THEY DO FOR A LIVING AND YOU GUYS TELL ME WHO YOU THINK I SHOULD TAKE.I AM REALLY IN A JAM I DONT WANT TO SETTLE FOR JUST ANYBODY BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO GO TO HOUSING COURT IF I LET THE WRONG PEOPLE RENT THIS UNIT.WELL THIS IS WHO I INTERVIEWED TODAY MAN I AM WORRIED.

1ST PERSON WAS A YOUNG MAN OF VIETNAMESE BACKROUND HIS NAME WAS TY HUYNH HE SEEMED LIKE A NICE KID BUT I WONT BE FOOLED I HAD A VIETNAMESE TENANT BEFORE AND BEFORE I KNEW IT THERE WERE COUSINS AND UNCLES MOVING IN 8 PEOPLE IN THE APARTMENT.HE WAS A PART TIME COOK CLAIMING HE MADE 30,000 A YEAR.VIETNAMESE ARE GOOD TENANTS BECAUSE THEY SCARE EASILY IF YOU WANT TO EVICT THEM ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS YELL IMMIGRATION AND THEY RUN LIKE HELL(TY HAS A CHANCE HIM AND HIS SISTER WILL BE LIVING THERE HE TOLD ME)MAYBE

2ND PERSON WAS A YOUNG WHITE BROAD HER NAME WAS LINDA ANDERSON A RED FLAG WENT UP WHEN I TALKED TO HER SHE ASKED ME IF THIS WAS A SAFE AREA I SAID YES ITS ALL WHITE WHY WHATS THE PROBLEM WELL I HAVE A POURTO RICAN BOYFRIEND AW WHAT THE F-CK I CAN SEE IT NOW I DONT WANT KIDS BECAUSE I HAVE LEAD PAINT IN THE BUILDING A YOUNG ATTRACTIVE WHITE GIRL GOING WITH A RICAN I KNOW KIDS WILL SO FOLLOW I HOPE SHE DOESNT CALL ME BACK ON HER APPLICATION SHE SAID SHE WAS A LEGAL SECRETARY MAKING 40 GRAND A YEAR YEH RIGHT SEE YA.GUYS ARE YOU STARTING TO SEE THE SH-T I AM GETTING LOOKING AT MY APARTMENTS.NEXT

3RD PERSON I KIND OF LIKE THIS GUY HE WAS 32 YEARS OLD SINGLE HIS NAME WAS DANIAL CASS HE SCOTTY LANDAU IS CASS A JEW NAME I LIKED THIS GUY BUT I AM RELUCTANT TO GIVE IT TO ANOTHER JEWISH GUY THE LAST ONE I HAD USED TO AND PARDON THE EXPRESSION JEW ME DOWN ON EVERYTHING WELL JIM I HAD TO FIX THE LOCK IT COST ME 22 DOLLARS PLUS MY LABOR TOTAL COST 50 BUCKS MAN THIS FRIGGING GUY USED TO TAKE MONEY OFF HIS RENT EVERY 2 MONTHS.I FINALLY SAID HE LISTEN PAL NO MORE DEDUCTING YOUR RENT I LL DO ALL THE WORK FOR NOW ON HE MOVED OUT 2 MONTHS LATER.SO SCOTTY IS CASS JEWISH NAME.

4TH PERSON WAS ANOTHER WHITE GIRL I JUST LOOKED AT HER AND SAID LISTEN LADY THE TRAILOR PARK IS ABOUT 5 MILES AWAY THANKS FOR FILLING OUT THE APPLICATION.NOT MARRIED 3 KIDS WITH A SECTION 8 VOUCHER UNBELIEVABLE THE BUMS I AM GETTING ONE OF HER KEEDS LOOKED MIXED ALSO THIS IS ALL I NEED IS A BLACK BOYFRIEND CALLING ME A RACIST IT WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME IN THIS REAL ESTATE BUSINESS.

AND NUMBER 5 JUST FORGET IT I WONT EVEN GO INTO IT. HIS NAME WAS COREY WILLIAMS AND HE WORKED AT BURGER KING AND HAD A NIGHT JOB IN SECURITY HE CLAIMS HE MAKES 34000 A YEAR

THERE YOU HAVE IT FELLAS I AM IN A JAM I HAVE TO RENT THIS UNIT BEFORE JANUARY 1ST SO I CAN GO OFFSHORE AGAIN I REALLY DONT WANT TO MAKE ANY MISTAKES WHO WOULD YOU GUYS CHOSE.I THINK ITS DOWN TO EITHER DANIAL CASS OR TY HUYNH MAN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD DAYS HERE IN SOUTH BOSTON WHEN I HAD TENENTS WITH THE NAME REILY,BURKE,AND O'MALLEY THIS SUCKS


and here's our very own ttinco's reply:

TTinCO
Captain
Posts: 4116 (nb that's a lot of posts)
Joined: Aug 2001
Saturday, December 28, 2002 2:59 PM
Good thing Black Lab can't post his plays in here, but this trash stays.......

i d rather gamble on my own picks and have this funny trash!