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</td> <td class="text" colspan="2"> A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.
Attention,
insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.
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