Illini said:
Agreed. That MFer is the funniest person I've ever met. Dammit, Skinsraj....get to work on your routine, cuz I'm gonna open a club in Vegas sometime, and you are gonna headline for it. I know a guy that is a stand up comedian, and I could get you in touch with him, if you would like.
I'm really not that funny, trust me. I just say retarded, perverted things on a regular basis, that's all. I'm more the type of person that's funny when hanging out with friends than I am stand-up funny. I actually a friend who does standup; shit is hilarious.
But thanks for the compliment man. I'll make sure to wear something tight and sexy at the Bash to accentuate my voluptuous man-titties. Don't worry.
And Illini, we gotta do the strip club thing again...that shit was HILARIOUS. When that stripper knocked your chair over/you fell over(drunk bastard), that was easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen. You are one funny drunk.