Ok swami, I am going to be a nice guy here and help you with everything you need to know about your trip to the greatest city in North America.. But you owe me Swami. For the info that I am about to give you that you can never get anywhere else, I expect you to call me when you're here and treat me for a nice steak..
Now forget about Grand Prix for girls. You must go to a strip club called Motel St-Jacques. Grand Prix is 25 min south of Montreal, whereas Motel St Jacques is 30 min north of Montreal. Montreal has by far the most beautiful girls in the world. It's a known fact. If you don't believe me, just walk on Crescent Street on a saturday night, and you'll think that you've died and gone to heaven... Not even girls out of a magazine are prettier. Not too many fat broads in this city, you'll see. Ste Catherine street is a place you must walk on. Great place to be.. Restaurants are great here. You must go to Delta Hotel on top of the city in a restaurant that turns and you can see the skyline. You must try out the smoked meat, go to Dunns, or The Main on St Lawrence Street for the smoked meat..You must catch a hockey game at the Molson Centre.. it is something to see. 7 minutes from there, is the Casino de Montreal. A beautiful casino, but they don't serve alcohol at the tables, just soft drinks and coffee.. For prettiest girls, go to Super Sexe, but there's no touching there. If you want action and touching, you must go to Motel St Jacques. Don't forget that name. Very sleazy girls there where you can do all you want with them for a very low price of 10 bucks. And the girls are not bad either.. If you want good quality Chinese food, go to Hot n Spicy, you'll thank me.. For saturday night outings in the bars, you must go to Crescent Street. You will totally freak out there. People come from all over Canada to spend one night on Crescent street. It is THEE party street of Canada.. For steak, right in the heart of downtown on Ste Catherine's street, it's called REUBENS.. try the cheese cake there too. Make sure you visit Old Montreal.. Great place to be and lots of good restaurants there too and places to sit down and have a drink outside or inside..
There is so much more places to go, and if you need to ask anymore questions about the greatest city in the world, just pull this thread back up and i will tell you. Till then, have a great time and don't break any hearts when you're here with the women please.
Till then, I will sit by my phone and wait for your call for my free steak dinner..
