Every year I have a team that leaves a sour taste in my mouth and I feel the need to call them out at the end of the season, just to let things go. Last year, for instance, I went 1-5 betting on or against the Air Force Falcons. I now proudly have a Falcons T-shirt hanging in my closet.
This year, I have just recently purchased a T-Shirt from the University of Georgia. I know there are a bunch of Dawg fans out there, but I need to call your program out. This isn't a thread to say that Utah should be number 1 or that OKie State is overrated, just to call out that team that caused you the most gambling pain, and to let it go...
Here's my call out, bulleted:
- You guys were preseason number 1. You have two of the top ten best players in the country. You have a solid receiving core and a good coaching staff. Why did you torment me so much?
- I had you as 7 point favorites at South Carolina and pushed. You shit the bed. How do you only put up 14 against the Ol' ball coach? Wofford scored 13 on South Carolina!
- I lost hope and swicthed on you, betting on Arizona State as 10 point dogs. You blew them out. Thanks, bastards.
- I took you as 6 point faves the next week against number 8 Alabama. The first half of that game was akin to taking lashings for peeing in a Singapore elevator.
- I watched you live, as 6 point dogs, lose the Cocktail party. I even sat on your side and cheered you on (in my Longhorns shirt). Then, you subsequently cursed me later that evening when I watched Tech spit on my horns.
- I hoped you could turn it around and blow out those dismal, defeated Auburn Tigers. You couldn't.
- Thanks for losing to Ga Tech. You were about to give me one for those other five you took away. But then I read my logs - Ga Tech -3.5 Georgia. You couldn't lose by another point, now could you?
To the Georgia Bulldogs...thanks for the 0-6 season of gambling on you. Can't wait for next year.
This year, I have just recently purchased a T-Shirt from the University of Georgia. I know there are a bunch of Dawg fans out there, but I need to call your program out. This isn't a thread to say that Utah should be number 1 or that OKie State is overrated, just to call out that team that caused you the most gambling pain, and to let it go...
Here's my call out, bulleted:
- You guys were preseason number 1. You have two of the top ten best players in the country. You have a solid receiving core and a good coaching staff. Why did you torment me so much?
- I had you as 7 point favorites at South Carolina and pushed. You shit the bed. How do you only put up 14 against the Ol' ball coach? Wofford scored 13 on South Carolina!
- I lost hope and swicthed on you, betting on Arizona State as 10 point dogs. You blew them out. Thanks, bastards.
- I took you as 6 point faves the next week against number 8 Alabama. The first half of that game was akin to taking lashings for peeing in a Singapore elevator.
- I watched you live, as 6 point dogs, lose the Cocktail party. I even sat on your side and cheered you on (in my Longhorns shirt). Then, you subsequently cursed me later that evening when I watched Tech spit on my horns.
- I hoped you could turn it around and blow out those dismal, defeated Auburn Tigers. You couldn't.
- Thanks for losing to Ga Tech. You were about to give me one for those other five you took away. But then I read my logs - Ga Tech -3.5 Georgia. You couldn't lose by another point, now could you?
To the Georgia Bulldogs...thanks for the 0-6 season of gambling on you. Can't wait for next year.
