Attn ALL Canadian SportsBooks

lander · Jul 25, 2003

Great news for you - I will be a free agent shortly.

If you are interested in a top tier web developer with a vast understanding of the industry please contact my agent, THE SHRINK.

Thank you.
Aye.

corey · Jul 25, 2003

Thats pronounced:

eh

And if you're thinking about Kanawake you should know the word "tabernac"

Halifax · Jul 25, 2003

And if you like the taste of the food:

"That's some good".

lander · Jul 25, 2003

Thanks for the memo Nanuk.

(AP) NY, NY - Lander Inc. has just issued a new statment to Canada.

Great news for you - I will be a free agent shortly.

If you are interested in a top tier web developer with a vast understanding of the industry please contact my agent, THE SHRINK.

Thank you.
Eh!

LogansRun · Jul 25, 2003

Also Labatt 50, poutine and smoked meat sandwiches are tasty and heart healthy!

lander · Jul 25, 2003

If you have to go number 1 or number 2, it's best to ask for the "washroom".

LogansRun · Jul 25, 2003

Little known CFL fact: We actually have 4 downs as in the NFL. We're just too polite so we punt on third down.

lander · Jul 25, 2003

Upcoming attractions for Lander
1. Tim Hortons
2. 19 year drunk girls
3. Moose - for when my buddy DickyW visits

4. legal Cuban cigars, fireworks & gambling
5. discovering what the hell the purpose of the CN tower really is

BettingProphets · Jul 25, 2003

Labatt 50? that is disgusting shit

BettingProphets · Jul 25, 2003

Labatts 50 is shit

HABSMAN · Jul 25, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BettingProphets:
Labatts 50 is shit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I agree, bottom of the barrell crap.
and Lander stay away from saying Eh, most Canadians are a little tired of that expression.
It was funny when Bob and Doug Mckenzie exploited it in the 80's, but it's gettin old.

BigRagu · Jul 25, 2003

Lander.. Before we can welcome you into our fine country we need you to answer a few simple questions.

1. What was the last year the Leafs won the Stanley Cup?
2. Name the two biggest Canadian Breweries
3. Which Canadian Invented the Goalie Mask?
4. If you could only hit one of the following Canadian Femmes which would it be. a) Pamela Anderson b) Shania Twain c)Trish Stratus 4)Celine Dion e)A,B&C
5. What are the 3 main ingredients of Poutine?

Anything less than 5 out of 5 and you will need Angelle to come along for us to let you in.

DesolationRow · Jul 25, 2003

Molson and labbat..for the 2 biggest brewery...
if you can try it...its delicious Laurentide..

The last year the Toronto leafs won was in 1967 Toronto vs. Montreal

Jacque Plante invented the Goalie Mask

The 3 ingredients for a Good Poutine are Nice greasy potatos, with little chunks of cheese covered by a thick brown sauce...ahh my god thats an indulgence.

I think now I will hit on April Lavigne..
TBC

MrKennedy · Jul 25, 2003

It's Avril

ya hoser.

Canadian women love US
Canadian men hate US

DesolationRow · Jul 25, 2003

April...Avril....who cares anyway she get on my nerves..

FairWarning · Jul 25, 2003

I think a trip to Canada is not complete without a trip to the strip bars in Windsor, a trip to Moose Jaw, and the place where they pirate DSS cards.

DesolationRow · Jul 25, 2003

Chez Pare in Montreal.....worth all the money in the world!!

FairWarning · Jul 25, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Here comes the blind commissioner:
Chez Pare in Montreal.....worth all the money in the world!!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That is why MLB needs the Expos.

DesolationRow · Jul 25, 2003

That's a good one!!
Now we found the reason why the Olympic Stadium is always empty...

lander · Jul 26, 2003

ok, 24 hours and not one Canadian book has stepped to the plate

Canuckers, let me put this in perspective for you ... this is like (a young) Wayne Gretzky offering to ditch the Kings to go back to Edmonton & being snubbed by all of Canada.

My agent, THE SHRINK, isn't going to take kindly to this disprespect.