Attention "H.I.P." - We have a MAJOR BABE alert!

winkyduck · Oct 31, 2003

starting monday - nbc is gonna have a new show wher 16 guys are gonna compete to win the heart of some babe. and a BABE is what she is! i would drink her bath water after she took one if i thought it would help me win her heart!

http://www.nbc.com/Average_Joe/bios/Melana_Scantlin.html

need more proof - here ya go!

her name is: Melana Scantlin

she was Miss Missouri in the 2002 Miss USA contest. here are some pix of her - as well as a link to her Miss MO section. simply put - she is a FIRST-CLASS MAJOR LEAGUE BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE! she is 25 and even gay guys would wanna marry this FOX!

to see her Miss Mo stuff:

http://www.missmissouriusa.com/formers/scantlin02.html

crazyivan24 · Nov 1, 2003

lander · Nov 1, 2003

"she is 25 and even gay guys would wanna marry this FOX!"

LMAO. I tested your theory on IM & you are 100% correct.

Lander : Will, is that chick that Winky posted a "FOX"?
WillFromHollywood : Is it a chick with a dick?

Lander : No, it's Miss Missouri
WillFromHollywood : Is she imbred like the others from Missouri?
Lander : I don't know man, she has the right amout of fingers so I doubt it.
WillFromHollywood : Oh. Does she have a single brother?
Lander : I don't know. So, do you think she's a fox?
WillFromHollywood : Yeah, I guess she's alright for a girl.
Lander : Would you marry her?
WillFromHollywood : If she had a cute brother ..
Lander : Ok, would you marry her if she had a cute brother?
WillFromHollywood : Yes, I guess.

Journeyman · Nov 1, 2003

She falls for a couple of "everyday Joe" types,lol...Some of her choices JJ GOLD, Beantown Jim,Butch,Kosar,Altice and a few other misfits...

She somehow finds a couple a keepers according to the preview.