HELLO MR INDIAN, i am inquiring about the listing for help in the bullpen.
SKILLS RELATING TO JOB OPENING: I AMVERY GOOD AT SITTING IN MY LIVING ROOM, IN MY RECLINER. I REALLY HAVE NO SKILLS REGARDING PITCHING A BASE BALL BUT THAT SHOULDN,T MATTER BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE CURRENTLY EMPLOYED IN THE INDIANS BULLPEN LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE THROWN A BALL BEFORE EITHER. I AM VERY GOOD AT WALKING PEOPLE, AS I HAVE LEARNED THIS IS EASIER THAN THROWING STRIKES OR GETTING OUTS, AS I NOTICED THAT GUYS THAT CAN THROW LOTS OF WALKS ARE AN ASSETT HERE IN CLEVELAND.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN CLOSING: AFTER READING MY RESUME YOU WILL SEE THAT U NEED AND WANT ME FOR YOUR BULLPEN. AFTER REVIEWING THIS RESUME U WILL SEE THAT I HOLD ALL THE QUALITIES TO PITCH IN THE CLEVELAND INDIAN BULLPEN. SOME OF THESE TOP QUALITIES ARE: 1:BEING ABLE TO WALK GUYS ON COMMAND, 2:GIVING UP LEADS OF 5 OR MORE AFTER THE 7TH in. LAST ON THE LIST I CAN ROLL THE BALL TO THE PLATE, WHICH IS A LOT BETTER THEN GIVING UP GRAND SLAMS. tHIS ROLLING METHOD WILL EFFICIENTLY ALLOW ME TO WALK BATTERS ON A MORE CONSISTENT BASIS.
SO CLEVELAND INDIANS, U KNOW I AM THE RIGHT FIT FOR YOUR BULLPEN AN I CAN SUM IT UP IN ONE REASON: BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER PITCHED BEYOND COLT BASEBALL IN MY LIFE, WHICH MAKES ME A WAY MORE QUALIFIED CANDIDATE THAN ANYONE ALREADY EMPLOYED IN THE CLEV INDIAN BULLPEN
AND THANKS FOR YOUR TIME CHIEF YAHOO
SKILLS RELATING TO JOB OPENING: I AMVERY GOOD AT SITTING IN MY LIVING ROOM, IN MY RECLINER. I REALLY HAVE NO SKILLS REGARDING PITCHING A BASE BALL BUT THAT SHOULDN,T MATTER BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE CURRENTLY EMPLOYED IN THE INDIANS BULLPEN LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE THROWN A BALL BEFORE EITHER. I AM VERY GOOD AT WALKING PEOPLE, AS I HAVE LEARNED THIS IS EASIER THAN THROWING STRIKES OR GETTING OUTS, AS I NOTICED THAT GUYS THAT CAN THROW LOTS OF WALKS ARE AN ASSETT HERE IN CLEVELAND.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN CLOSING: AFTER READING MY RESUME YOU WILL SEE THAT U NEED AND WANT ME FOR YOUR BULLPEN. AFTER REVIEWING THIS RESUME U WILL SEE THAT I HOLD ALL THE QUALITIES TO PITCH IN THE CLEVELAND INDIAN BULLPEN. SOME OF THESE TOP QUALITIES ARE: 1:BEING ABLE TO WALK GUYS ON COMMAND, 2:GIVING UP LEADS OF 5 OR MORE AFTER THE 7TH in. LAST ON THE LIST I CAN ROLL THE BALL TO THE PLATE, WHICH IS A LOT BETTER THEN GIVING UP GRAND SLAMS. tHIS ROLLING METHOD WILL EFFICIENTLY ALLOW ME TO WALK BATTERS ON A MORE CONSISTENT BASIS.
SO CLEVELAND INDIANS, U KNOW I AM THE RIGHT FIT FOR YOUR BULLPEN AN I CAN SUM IT UP IN ONE REASON: BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER PITCHED BEYOND COLT BASEBALL IN MY LIFE, WHICH MAKES ME A WAY MORE QUALIFIED CANDIDATE THAN ANYONE ALREADY EMPLOYED IN THE CLEV INDIAN BULLPEN
AND THANKS FOR YOUR TIME CHIEF YAHOO
