I doubt it will be around in 40 years anyway, that is the word atleast...I am not counting on my govt for anything....I can't imagine how far off the money system will be in 40 more years...houses have jumped 20 times in 40 years , so what will 40 more years be like, the avg house will cost 2-3 million minimum I guess....something has to give.
This post said 'avg man'. What is the "average man" ?
Hell, I've got friends who act OLD as hell, and they are younger than me.
It depends on what you do. I can tell you this = when you quit caring what you look like, that's a good sign. Another one, is when you quit using your fucking brain or your brain for fucking.
I should be falling apart, I have lived a fast, wild life (ROCK drummer from the 70's for a name act), and hell, I feel great, look about 38 (I'm 51), drink, don't over-eat, work out some, figure out sporting events, gamble, listen to every kind of music, Pain of Salvation, Muse, lots of newer bands (I already know all the old stuff by heart), I like Blue October, BuckCherry, looking at niceand ass, been married for 26 years to a great looking woman. (read: no fooling around, less stress, don't need to).
I like loud music, playing drums, drinking booze (don't smoke anything), but do like other shit, too, keep up with tech changes, read Charles Bukowski, keep my mind sharp =
That's probably the key = keep your mind sharp. Listen to lots of music, drink alcohol, keep the dick operating (even with Cialis, that shit is the bomb, dude), F-machine with that, even if you DON"T need it = do it for fun. Go see some concerts, eat some good food, just do some stuff.
stay away from yard work, stress, horseshit stuff, let some other bastard worry about that = get someone to mow your fucking yard, all that crap.
Over the Hill is when you quit caring about it all = especially yourself.
Now, get out there, get some booze in you, turn up BuckCherry, grab some ass, have a steak, take some Cialis and some Vicodin, and fucking pick some winners today!
Uncle Steve (I don't see no fucking HILL! )
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We got the same outlook but im a year shy of you!!:aktion033
Depends what you mean by "over the hill". Physically we're meant to be in our peak in our early-mid 20's, sexually it is meant to be about 18, financially it is usually 45+, social status 50+ etc. However if you don't start working out until you're 30 then your physical peak will be later, sexual peak will be later if you get into tantra etc, if you're born rich or are successful early then that changes things. On top of that what we need/want in life changes as we go through different stage in life (not that most guys don't want a ferrari with some 20yo hottie in the passenger seat driving off to his waterfront mansion).
Astute observations.
I got really pissed off when I got an app in the mail for the AARP.
Almost shit myself throwing it out the front door, then realized I get a discount at my local, fav golf course.
WTF? Do I use it or lose it ?
On one hand, I fucking hate the idea, on the other hand, I'll end up wearing black socks and white sneakers, bermuda shorts, those black fucking sunglasses that wrap all the way around China and your ever-balding head ( I don't have to worry about that, I got more fucking hair than Cochise!), and that wide-brimmed hat that Bobby fuck-head-coach for the Semi-Noles wears. I hate that fucking hat. Or, whatever the fuck that thing is. Put some fishing hooks in it, or some twat, or some damn thing. Hell, Bear Bryant's hat looked better than that wide-ass, Sunday-go-to-church-ass hat that is about 2 miles in diameter.
Face it = we are all gonna get older, then get old, then be old. But, I'll fucking tell you this much = I'm not gonna sit there and burn and move around like a fucking turtle on Rorer 714's, and wear a fucking hearing aid. I already gotta use some reading glasses to see this small-ass print on these lines.
By the way, WHAT THE FUCK happened to the Mets today ? buncha whores or they partied all nite. God-damn, they should have won that game, what, they leave abouot 12 guys on base ?
55 is the retirement-community age, you are right. However, did some of you guys know this (My wife works for local government - did you know this - you are kinda fucked if you were born after 1960. Gonna have to wait longer for any kind of Social Security, 1960 is the cut-off date. Fuck all that, too. What, I'd spend my $1400 on on weekend at the track, so thanks Uncle Sambo. 30-30-15 remembers.
Just get older easily = don't try and hang on to whatever, either. Damn, remember those white shoes/white belt wearing guys during the 70's in the disco ? Comb-over 40+ dickwads.
Now that I'm 50+, I see both sides clearly. I can rock (drumming) with anyone, but I still need sleep now and then more than I used to. Plus, can't do pounds of coke without my heart leaving for Haiti.
Drink some tequila, beer, martini's, have some box lunches (you know what I mean), take care of yourself, and try and win some fucking money. The rest will fall into place -
ONE MORE THING! IF you are single? Self-preservation, bro. LOOK out for yourself FIRST, then worry about any tang or tang-wants. You gotta be extra careful, they will bust your wallet in a heartbeat. Get some gal who likes to hang out, party a LITTLE bit, doesn't have a gaggle of kids, ex's, all that baggage shit, then likes to get it on occasionally. Remember, you are old, right? Can't be banging the Titleist hard every minute.
I had a good day. Even for an old ******. 51 years and still kicking it, stirring up some shit, but enjoying my ass. Hit some winners today, but the METS got me on the down-low, basement surprise. Perez got no support, or the METS just layed down.
Dating will cost you money you don't need to spend = don't do it. I rather wack it than pull out the VISA and hope for the best.
IF i pull out that VISA? IT's gonna be a Rita's Red Box Lounge at 3:00am for a 'local'. Not at Pappa's Bro's for a $160 steak that is gonna wipe me out, four martini's and a limp biscuit.
I say dating is backwards = you fuck BEFORE going out = that way, you are hungry, happy, and interested in what she has to say.
yeah, it's backward. Fuck BEFORE the date, then it will all work out. Movie is even better = you don't keep looking at your watch to see how late it is getting, knowing that (with every tick) your dick is losing some possible action, she's yawning, you are broke and your chances are slimmer than an a Boston marathon winner you are going to get even ONE stroke in.
Backwards. Knock that shit OUT b4 eating, drinking, socializing, fucking around, movies, any thing. That way, the MALE brain isn't 'fixated' for the entire evening on
and ass and getting laid. Right?
Right?
Uncle Steve :thumbsup:
