At TEXAS, this is how we do it...

[jblonghorn]

I love how all the guys got to the bar early at 8 pm to try and land the hottest girl in the joint, meanwhile TEXAS shows up at 1:30, drunk, with their shirt out and unbuttoned, drinking whiskey all day, walk up through all the yahoos and lands that girl.

We're TEXAS. We knew all along we didn't have to fire a coach back in September to get the hottest person on the market.

LSU had to choose an OC who was their 3rd choice (Jimbo, Herman 1 and 2). Saying that, I hope it works out for all schools involved.

The funniest thing about these turn of events is A&M is left at that bar holding their pecker. Once again. Like they always do.

 

[Denist.Lemieux]

Texas should have been pursuing Patterson all along.

 

[varkeyboy]

UT blows. They've been holding their peckers for YEARS now!

 

[Denist.Lemieux]

JB, Patterson has been the coach in Texas for awhile. They should have made him an offer he couldn't refuse at yesterday's game

 

[doogieboy]

Dickheads like you is what makes me pull for OU in Big 12
maybe Vince has a little cousin with his skill set that can make UT competitive again lol

 

[Denist.Lemieux]

i.e. Best coach in Texas!

 

[MantisToboggan]

I love how all the guys got to the bar early at 8 pm to try and land the hottest girl in the joint, meanwhile TEXAS shows up at 1:30, drunk, with their shirt out and unbuttoned, drinking whiskey all day, walk up through all the yahoos and lands that girl.

We're TEXAS. We knew all along we didn't have to fire a coach back in September to get the hottest person on the market.

LSU had to choose an OC who was their 3rd choice (Jimbo, Herman 1 and 2). Saying that, I hope it works out for all schools involved.

The funniest thing about these turn of events is A&M is left at that bar holding their pecker. Once again. Like they always do.

Nah, the funniest thing is that you're getting chesty about a program that gave Kansas their only FBS win of the season last weekend. Texas has won 5,8,9,8,6,5 games from '10-'15. LSU has won 11,13,10,10,8,9 games from '10-'15. LSU is 7-4 this year, Texas is 5-7. Texas is barely relevant.

 

[sdf]

Dickheads like you is what makes me pull for OU in Big 12
maybe Vince has a little cousin with his skill set that can make UT competitive again lol

we arent all dickheads. some of us are pretty reasonable.

Texas hired Strong 3 years ago as their 6th (?) option...though admittedly options 1-4 were never going to come here no matter how much money was thrown at them. So if Herman is indeed hired at Texas, at least this time they got the guy they wanted.

A&M is still the better team, so I'm not sure why JB is crowing. Perhaps next season under Herman he can start being the consistent insufferable braggart forum poster we know and love.

 

[rush__man]

I love how all the guys got to the bar early at 8 pm to try and land the hottest girl in the joint, meanwhile TEXAS shows up at 1:30, drunk, with their shirt out and unbuttoned, drinking whiskey all day, walk up through all the yahoos and lands that girl.

We're TEXAS. We knew all along we didn't have to fire a coach back in September to get the hottest person on the market.

LSU had to choose an OC who was their 3rd choice (Jimbo, Herman 1 and 2). Saying that, I hope it works out for all schools involved.

The funniest thing about these turn of events is A&M is left at that bar holding their pecker. Once again. Like they always do.

you lost to kansas. so basically you took home the gayest guy in the bar.

 

[bobbyjones2]

it takes very special person to be arrogant following a sub 500 season with more resources than NASA

take a bow, everything s bigger in Texas indeed

 

[TheNemesis]

I love how all the guys got to the bar early at 8 pm to try and land the hottest girl in the joint, meanwhile TEXAS shows up at 1:30, drunk, with their shirt out and unbuttoned, drinking whiskey all day, walk up through all the yahoos and lands that girl.

We're TEXAS. We knew all along we didn't have to fire a coach back in September to get the hottest person on the market.

LSU had to choose an OC who was their 3rd choice (Jimbo, Herman 1 and 2). Saying that, I hope it works out for all schools involved.

The funniest thing about these turn of events is A&M is left at that bar holding their pecker. Once again. Like they always do.

Yeah...they show up at the bar, take home a hot girl and then can't perform. Texas hasn't been relevant in years.

 

[Aflacc]

you lost to kansas. so basically you took home the gayest guy in the bar.

Great

 

[arniesarmy]

It's Texas vs. Notre Dame once again in the Irrelevant Bowl for the fourth straight year. Rematch of the season opener when Texas fans thought they were good when they beat the Drunken Irish. Fool's Gold. I haven't seen so many players rolling around the field crying after games since second - grade recess.

 

[jblonghorn]

Ups and downs all around baby. You kiddos probably don't remember Alabama in the 90's and early 2000's, but stuff happens. We're golden here in Austin. Just a few years of sub par ball. That KU loss was the best thing that could've happened to us. And to the buy crowing about how good A&M is, if that's "good" then I don't wanna be them!! Herman about to put together they greatest staff in the history of college football. Let's roll boys...

 

[tmader7]

you lost to kansas. so basically you took home the gayest guy in the bar.

Funniest post of the day, LMAO!

~T~

 

[StevieRay]

you lost to kansas. so basically you took home the gayest guy in the bar.

Lol

 

[DesertNole]

Meh....don't understand the hype.

 

[LecheMocha]

At first this would be funny laughing at the delusional short horn. But now it's just sad. A&M killed them when they left for the sec and passed them up in every measurable metric.

You can tell he does not believe the bs he posted but it's all that crappy fanbase has left. Being irrelevant for the next 100 years is their fate. Nothing will change that. A&M is their daddy now.

 

[MattyMatt]

you lost to kansas. so basically you took home the gayest guy in the bar.

Yeah...they show up at the bar, take home a hot girl and then can't perform. Texas hasn't been relevant in years.

lmao! Thanks fellas.

 

[rolltide]

of course the much better analogy is that the Texas guy indeed pulls what he thinks is the 5-star hottest girl in the joint at 1:30am but he's so shitfaced that he doesn't realize she has a penis until she's balls deep in his shitter at 2:15am wearing an aTm visor

good luck in your bowl game, Wronghorn!