At age 39 and over 100 chicks nailed, now this...

[Tchocky]

A buddy of mine knocked up a chick when we were in college and she had been messing around with a black dude at the same time. She had no idea who the father was until the kid came out. My buddy was in the delivery room and was completely unsure whether he wanted a white baby or black baby to come out. Turned out to be his.

:lolBIG: Chocolate or vanilla? I can't make up my mind.

 

[5starbomb]

I am not trying to brag by all means, as usual, I get over excited {ohio st and oden overrated thread I posted], and now this. Wish I would have worded it a little differently now, espically with all the shot's being taken on me. But I deserve and enjoy a good bashing now and again. Can't wait for the rx bash now so I can meet some of you clowns. Clowns make me laugh. You dork's. I will be attending by myself so none of you clowns get any goofy idea's about my women once you get drunk. lol. Peace out.

Ill be with your lady while your at the bash!


:bunnies:

 

[sean1]

1/4 chicks has herpes. If you bang one with no condom you probably have a 1/4 chance of getting it. Thus each chick is a 1/16 chance of getting herpes!

100 chicks = 15^100/16^100

His chances of not having herpes are about 0.15%

-Sean

 

[WVU]

25% of all women have herpes? I don't believe that. Herpes are for life

 

[fhmesq44]

25% of all women have herpes? I don't believe that. Herpes are for life

yeah, but it can lay dormant for long periods of time and, from what I understand, you are unlikely to contract it unless an outbreak is occurring at the time you bang around.

 

[sean1]

Not that unlikely...
If active - prob 80%. Inactive maybe 10-15%. No one knows for sure since you can't really do a study.

http://www.cdc.gov/STDConference/2004/MediaRelease/Trends.htm

National average is 17.6%. Men 11.3%. They don't list women, but unless we are counting dogs, that puts women around 24% - and it is higher now than in 2004.

-Sean

 

[WVU]

wow 24% seems high. Dirty sluts

 

[docmercer]

I knew a chinese guy this happened to....He named it Sumting Wong

Be extra careful with that joke - it's an antique.

 

[royboy_3831]

25% of all women have herpes? I don't believe that. Herpes are for life

"Herpes are for life." :lol: If I ever have a daughter I'm gonna make a bumper sticker with this on it and put it on her car.

 

[BabyLang]

Im betedgeonly's fiance. I've learned alot from this thread thats for sure.

 

[Buster]

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[blueedwards]

Hopefully it will be a girl that one day can be call an ungly chick that got nailed without a condom....

wow

 

[blueedwards]

now that's funny.

but, maybe they're a nice couple who couldnt have kids so they adopted a poor black baby. worked for madonna...

either way, its still pretty damn funny.

 

[Journeyman]

:scared1: Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Im betedgeonly's fiance. I've learned alot from this thread thats for sure.

 

[betedgeonly]

Im betedgeonly's fiance. I've learned alot from this thread thats for sure.

Not anymore after this thread. Brandi said the same thing. On your knees women!:youmad:

 

[betedgeonly]

:scared1: Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

She runs like a duckuppy: .

 

[5teamparlay]

Congrats BEO and babylang, you are both very lucky. I pegged you at a lot less than 39 when we met. Being a recent father myself glad I waited, enjoy every minute of it. Keep us updated.