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Maybe they can hypnotize Jack straight......
 

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I was actually going to ask him if he could help you with your erectile dysfunction. Your girl called me the other night to make fun of you.
 

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My wife is a funny lady thats for sure....
 

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kingbill, what kinda stuff can you guys do?

What I can do and what the masters can do leaves a pretty big gap, I focus on personal development, weight loss, stop smoking, stop drinking or drinking less, confidence around women, confidence in everyday life.

I looked into Hypnobirthing, where the woman doesn't take drugs but uses hypnosis for pain control but I had no interest in hanging in a delivery room for kids that weren't mine.

People have been hypnotized instead of using general anesthetics for surgery...the list is really endless.

Some people online are touting hypnotic breast enhancements but really I haven't seen it and really you would be better off hypnotizing the women to feel more confident with the body she has...unless she's an A cup and she has to get that shit fixed.

We all have things we want to change in our lives, stop smoking eating less etc.

We all say consciously "Today I'm not going to pig out" and inevitably we do...

Think of your conscious mind like a girl at the customer service counter when you are trying to return something.

She'll say no no no until you ask for the manager

Then the manager comes out and give you the Return no questions asked.

Your subconscious is like that manager, the one that can really get things done but won't come out of his office until he's asked.
 

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I was actually going to ask him if he could help you with your erectile dysfunction. Your girl called me the other night to make fun of you.

Yes I could probably help with that...don't worry it's completely confidential...
 

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I can testify to having a pretty decent webcam hypnosis session with KBILL a couple weeks ago.

But I need to know how many more nights will I begin clucking like a chicken for five minutes promptly at 11pm?
 

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I can testify to having a pretty decent webcam hypnosis session with KBILL a couple weeks ago.

But I need to know how many more nights will I begin clucking like a chicken for five minutes promptly at 11pm?

It will stop as soon as you pay me...but not through paypal because I don't want my account to turn into a premier account and because I want you to jump through some other stupid hoops...
 

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You should help Jack with his (IAD).

Internet addiction disorder (IAD), or more broadly Internet overuse, problematic computer use or pathological computer use is excessive computer use that interferes with daily life.

Maybe he doesn't have IAD cuz he ain't got no life!!
 

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You should help Jack with his (IAD).

Internet addiction disorder (IAD), or more broadly Internet overuse, problematic computer use or pathological computer use is excessive computer use that interferes with daily life.

Maybe he doesn't have IAD cuz he ain't got no life!!

I broke my leg asshole. There´s not much I can do.
 

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Kingbill you can really help me quit smoking?

Thought jack was kidding about the hypnosis thing. Know a few people that have quit thru hypnosis.
 

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Kingbill you can really help me quit smoking?

Thought jack was kidding about the hypnosis thing. Know a few people that have quit thru hypnosis.

Do you want to quit? We can give it a go only if you are serious...

Sometimes it will work as quick as one session other times it takes as many as five.

I'm of to Nicaragua this week but let's touch base next week and arrange something.
 

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Im off the the next week so when i get back from vacation i'll be in touch. I keep quitting for several days at a time then end up slipping and having some. Maybe the hypnosis will help. Thanks
 

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