Anyone have any good slogans or sayings that you or your buddies made up and you still use....

[trytrytry]

Anyone have any good slogans or sayings that you or your buddies made up and you still use.....

 

[EverFresh]

"Buy the ticket, take the ride"

 

[trytrytry]

i forgot to add mine


"Shoot me some Material"

 

[SrMuny]

Fukk, Fight, or hold the light

 

[BillDozer]

If you bring the fat chick home from the bar..Don't feed her.

 

[max1234]

After a night of beer and White Castles...

" I need to take a Railbird, anyone got any paper? "

 

[Chadster]

come on......take one for the team

 

[BeverlyHillsBookie]

Pete told me this one. One of his buddies always asks if he's been "acting up."
"You guys have been actin' up haven't you?"
Meaning - going out, partying and getting drunk.
Justin
-BHB

 

[BeverlyHillsBookie]

Puff, puff, give.....puff, puff, give!
I got that from Sr Muny

.
Justin
-BHB

 

[Kiss1]

I got new one ...

If you find yourself posting way more than usual you've been ...

*** Landering ***

 

[IntuitionBET]

"It's not ALL gravy"

or "It's not all gravy you know"


"Don't stick your dick in her mouth"

 

[ericdixon]

"Don't sweat the small stuff and remember its all small stuff"!

One of my southern friends gave me this, "fat girls need lovin too"!

"Don't put a limit on your expectations but just don't expect too much"!

My Favorite bookie gave me this, "Only bet what you can afford to win"! And

"Even a blind squirel finds a nut once in awhile"

And two from my Dad, "Even if you corner a rat, it will bite back"!

"Family is not the only thing, its everything"!

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

My friend was Chinesse so I know a lot of those sayings....

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

Man who go to sleep in doghouse often wake up in cathouse.

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

What else...

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

And my all time favorite.......

<insert drumroll please>



Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.

 

[ericdixon]

McPatrick, Oldies but goodies,lol!

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

Yep, back when I was a a kid so that was LONG ago.

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

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[Journeyman]

It wasn`ta slogan but my favorite when playing basketball...FAAAAAAACE! As in..."I just put one in your face" One word , short sweet and to the point.... nothing you can do but take it!

Sometimes I hear Marv Albert say "a facial" cracks me up...