Anyone Ever Wonder What Beatown looks Like And Does In Real Life?

[jjgold]

I will tell you exactly what he looks like.

He is 5-11 about 220, brown hair, buzzed cut
reddish face, some freckles, probably has a tool about 8-9 inches, bulky looking, but soft, little puff belly and as strong as nails and every word out of his mouth is fuk this , fuk that. Definately tough looking and a chip on his shoulder all the time.

 

[RPM]

i figure jim to be a 55 year old fat guy named bob

with a best friend named neil...

 

[PanchoSanza]

I picture Joey Buttafucco.

 

[THE SHRINK]

Where is Uncle B when we need him?

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

SHRINK IT TOOK YOU 2 YEARS TO FINALLY START A FUN THREAD MOST OF YOUR POSTS I JUST PASS BY BECAUSE YOUR USUALLY WAXING UNCLE LENNYS SHOES.BOYS BEFORE I TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF I COMPILED A LIST OF MY OWN.THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE POSTERS NO LIST CAM BE COMPLETE WITHOUT STARTING WITH DENNIS THE DUNCE

DENNIS THE DUNCE-I WOULD SAY DUNCE LOOKS LIKE BILLY BOBBIT IN ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST.THE STUTTERING YOUNG GUY WHO HAD NEVER BEEN LAID(HE,HE,HE DDDDEAF AN AN DUMDUMM INDIAM

LENNY FROM CASCADE ILL BET HE IS A BIG DUMB G-NNY WHO WALKS AROUND WITH FAKE GOLD TELLING EVERYBODY ILL BUY YOU AND SELL YOU FOR THE 660 DOLLARS I STOLE FROM BEANTOWNJIM(SONNY FROM A BRONX TALE)IS WHAT ILL BET HE LOOKS LIKE

GENERAL- ILL BET HE RUNS AROUND SAYING I COULD HAVE BEEN A MARINE YOU BUNCH OF FAG CIVILIANS THANK GOD I DIDNT SEE VIET NAM I WOULD HAVE PISSED MY PANTS BUT I GOT OUT OF BOOT CAMP (ILL BET HE LOOKS LIKE SGT DUFFY FROM THE BEST MOVIE EVER THE FIGHTING 69TH)FIRM AND STONE FACE

JUDGE WAPNER-ILL BET THIS GUY IS LIGHT SKIN NIGERIAN ABOUT 40 YEARS OLD RUNNING AROUND COSTA RICA SAYING DID YOU HEAR WHAT BEANTOWNJIM SAID ABOUT LENNY O.K. WAPNER HERES 2 BUCKS NOW GO GET ME SOME MANGOS(BOB MARLEY BUT LIGHTER BLACK SKIN HE PROBABLY HAS A LOW SLOW VOICE

NOW MY FAVORITE JOURNEYMAN ILL BET HE LOOKS LIKE THAT BIG GOON WHO USED TO BE IN THE JAMES BONDS MOVIES HE WAS ALSO IN THE LONGEST YARD I COULD PICTURE JOURNEYMAN SAYING THIS CLASSIC LINE (I THINK I BROKE HIS F-CKIN KNECK I DID BREAK HIS F-CKING KNECK)EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS GUYS FACE I JUST DONT KNOW HIS NAME.

HAMNEGGS WHEN I THINK OFF HAMNEGGS I VISULIZE A REAL FAG WHO SUCKS UP TO EVERYBODY I NEED SOMEBODY REALLY GAY LOOKING WHO IS VERY FRIENDLY WITH ANYBODY WHO CAN DO SOMETHING FOR HIM MAYBE HE LOOKS LIKE A YOUNG (SCOTTY HAMILTON

MAX1234 HE REMINDS ME OF THE OLDMAN OF THE SEA SO I WILL SAY THIS OLD GROUCH MUST LOOK LIKE ERNEST HEMINGWAY AND HIS SIDE KICK ANGELLE MIGHT LOOK LIKE HIS LESBIAN DAUGHTER MURIAL

THE SHRINK EVERYTIME I THINK OF OUR BOSS MAN I THINK WOMEN ILL NEVER FORGET THE TIME HE TOLD US HE WAS MAKING OUT WITH A TRANSVESTITE I FEEL THE GUY HAS FANTASIES OF DRESSING LIKE A WOMEN SO I WILL SAY SHRINK WANTS TO LOOK LIKE DR.RENE RICHARDS THE TENNIS PLAYER

MY GOOD BUDDY ACROSS THE STREET RUSSY HAWKINS A WANT TO BE TOUGH GUY BUT HES A BIG FAG SO I WILL SAY RUSSY BOY LOOKS LIKE A RUGGED (LIBERACE)DIAMONDS AND GOWNS SAYING BEANTOWNJIM I WARNED YOU

NOW BEND OVER

AND FINNALY UNCLE BUTTERNUTS I HAVE NOTICED MOST GAY MEN ARE COMPUTER WIZZES AND NOBODY IS BETTER THAN BUTTERNUTS WITH ALL HIS PICTURES ILL BET THIS GUY LOOKS JUST LIKE (PAUL LYNDE)

BOYS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD OTHERS AND LATER ON I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I LOOK LIKE MY WIFE USED TO SAY WITH MY POWDER BLUE EYES I LOOKED LIKE A YOUNG PAUL NEWMAN AND I WOULD SAY JEEZ DEAR DO I LOOK THAT JEWISH

 

[hamneggs]

Jim, I picture you looking like Richard Simmons

BUT not in the shape that he is in and ur pants r tighter

 

[Angelle]

Bean-
I picture him sitting at his computer with his worn hugh hefner type robe, which is worn in the ass. His gut hanging out over the tie. I imagine he wears nursing home type sleepers in baby blue. He wonders around the house eating ice cream and waiting for the wife to come home and give him his allowance.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Angelle,you put a beer on his stomach and I think you got him.Beantown,you could not be more wrong about me,I am a light skinned Etheopian.

 

[Journeyman]

ROTFL- Jim is one of a kind man....

Paul Lynde, oh man Jim thats funny stuff

 

[Angelle]

oh he does need a beer

PAPS Blue Ribbon...

But then again he might not be a beer drinker ... thinking MAD DOG bananna red

 

[TTinCO]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jjgold:
I will tell you exactly what he looks like.

He is 5-11 about 220, brown hair, buzzed cut
reddish face, some freckles, probably has a tool about 8-9 inches<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm not quite sure why you find it necessary to size up his "tool", but I'm starting to figure out why you haven't been laid in 11 years.

Angelle.....My money is on your pic being 90% accurate-at the very least.

 

[Angelle]

TTinCO-
lmao!

you might be right

jj- better start talking real fast

 

[dennistheman]

bean i bet he is some clostet fag that gets poked in his poper every night by some fag.
or before ben wallace took his wife as a slave his wife used the toy they like best the dobule dong.
then when they where done stupid and the old bag slave whould lick the doble dong clean.
and stupid whould say i love the way u ass taste .
also see jim as the bigest shit talker around.
he is probaly some boton yuppy and is cheap as shit.
He tips 10% probaly out at dinner at best.
Gives the barber 1.00 probaly after he cuts the little bit of hair stupid has left on top.
Stupid has no hair on each side and the back of his melon head.
Thats from his closet fag friend always grabs his head when STUPID gives him head.
And he has pulled out all of stpids hair in the back.
This is from when he does his ass doggie style
Also see him whith his family not likeing him at all.
Also jim probaly smokes a lot of poles around the boston area.
stupid just leave the kids alone.
He probaly cuts lawns and in the winter he is
himshelf a bum.
Anyone want to give some $$ so jim can buy back the old bag from big ben wallace?

 

[jjgold]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I'm not quite sure why you find it necessary to size up his "tool", but I'm starting to figure out why you haven't been laid in 11 years.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tico that was actually funny, I am detailed in a lot of posts.

Angelle too shy to describe woman body parts and it is not polite.

 

[SAFETANA]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by THE SHRINK:
Does he look like Cary Grant or Tiny Tim?THE SHRINK<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
oNE TIME HE TOLD ME HE LOOKS LIKE oMAR sHARIEFF!



i THINK oMAR IS 97 YEARS OLD NOW

 

[truthteller]

Satan, Although I think you are a low life, that was funny

 

[Vegasguy]

Word has it he is around 23, skinny and works at Radio Shack.

Could be true.

 

[Angelle]

maybe I will take his offer for the one way ticket to the motel 6..

just to see what he looks like...

Don't think I have the balls for that...
after looking at him I might DIE!

 

[ericdixon]

Bricklayer, mid-forties, 25-30 lbs. overweight, mustache, wears golf cloths on his days off, drives a 4 wheel drive truck or suv, and still hangs with his high school buds talking about the old days. Just a guess!

 

[max1234]

I know what he looks like.... banned for two weeks unless Dante was bullshitting, which I hope he wasn't.