Anyone else have awesome neighbor stories?

[JakeT.]

Mine just brought me over two large sausages, BBQ chicken, and some steaks. Also invited me over for beer. I have never been happier.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

You mean more happier than that night at Chipp n Dales in Las Vegas?

 

[JakeT.]

You mean more happier than that night at Chipp n Dales in Las Vegas?

Jake: 1 plate of BBQ
Viejo: plate-less

 

[stolidog]

I have awesome neighbors. Always grillin and having deck and pool parties. My neighbor two doors down was a Navy Seal and apparently was involved in some intense recovery ops - nicest guy in the world but he just has that look he is one bad MFer.

 

[Wynn]

Does a hot MILF across the street who leaves her blinds open a lot at night count?

:massage:

 

[Betallsports]

Mine just brought me over two large sausages, BBQ chicken, and some steaks. Also invited me over for beer. I have never been happier.

Happier then The Olive Garden ? %^_

 

[JakeT.]

Happier then The Olive Garden ? %^_

That's too tough of a call to make.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Seriously, what heterosexual man would list the sausages first there.

My neighbor brought over steak, chicken and sausage.

Do you intentionally try and make your threads subtly homosexual or is it a gift?

I'm trying my hardest to convince everyone you are hetero, but man is this tough work.hno:

 

[Betallsports]

That's too tough of a call to make.

Thought so hno:

 

[FuriousDrew]

Jesus where do I find neighbours like these? My current neighbours are an asian couple that are absolutely scared shitless of my Great Dane, never seem go out, are in bed by 9:30 and come knocking on our door when we have the stereo above 3.

 

[ThePhatMan]

My neighboors are not awesome. They are always drinking/fighting and calling the cops on each other.hno:

 

[quantumleap]

I've always had bad neighbors. Except for the time my neighbor let his teenage daughters come over to my apartment to clean it.

 

[ThePhatMan]

Jesus where do I find neighbours like these? My current neighbours are an asian couple that are absolutely scared shitless of my Great Dane, never seem go out, are in bed by 9:30 and come knocking on our door when we have the stereo above 3.

Have you tried playing some Asian music?

 

[ThePhatMan]

I've always had bad neighbors. Except for the time my neighbor let his teenage daughters come over to my apartment to clean it.

:wink:

 

[JakeT.]

Seriously, what heterosexual man would list the sausages first there.

My neighbor brought over steak, chicken and sausage.

Do you intentionally try and make your threads subtly homosexual or is it a gift?

I'm trying my hardest to convince everyone you are hetero, but man is this tough work.hno:

:nosepicki

 

[Dante]

Seriously, what heterosexual man would list the sausages first there.

My neighbor brought over steak, chicken and sausage.

Do you intentionally try and make your threads subtly homosexual or is it a gift?

I'm trying my hardest to convince everyone you are hetero, but man is this tough work.hno:

jake is not gay... one of the hotties girls he had was rubbing all over him at the club.... unless she was doing it to fake people out im saying the odds are


Jake is not gay -1400

 

[C.P.]

lets be honest, there is NO Utopia.

Each n'hood has it's sh*t, plain and simple.

I hate this fvck gossip whore across the street.hno:

I just stand down.

 

[ThePhatMan]

jake is not gay... one of the hotties girls he had was rubbing all over him at the club.... unless she was doing it to fake people out im saying the odds are


Jake is not gay -1400

Maybee, she was his extremely hot cousin.....just doing him a favor...thus making him appear...not gay?:think2:

 

[Seymour]

Seriously, what heterosexual man would list the sausages first there.

My neighbor brought over steak, chicken and sausage.

Do you intentionally try and make your threads subtly homosexual or is it a gift?

I'm trying my hardest to convince everyone you are hetero, but man is this tough work.hno:

What? Your neighbor never brings over his sausage?