Anyone else flying solo today?

[JakeT.]

I technically have a Valentine but she doesn't get off work til midnight and I only agreed to be her Valentine if I didn't have to take her out or buy her anything. So yeah, working out nicely for me.

 

[FairWarning]

I technically don't and I can't get too messed up tonight. Going to the Chicago Auto Show tomorrow.

 

[Betallsports]

I technically have a Valentine but she doesn't get off work til midnight and I only agreed to be her Valentine if I didn't have to take her out or buy her anything. So yeah, working out nicely for me.

What ! No Olive Garden Valentines Day Dinner ? Cheapo

 

[JakeT.]

Haha call me cheap all you want but at the end of the night I'll have $50 more for beer then the schmucks that took out their girls.

 

[Betallsports]

Haha call me cheap all you want but at the end of the night I'll have $50 more for beer then the schmucks that took out their girls.

$50 ?? What can you Get for $50 for Two ?

Oh....Forgot who I'm talking to. hno: Olive Garden Man

 

[Rev_Al]

No.

My G/F and I are sitting here in front of the computer, to read therx.

We initially had dinner & movie plans, but we decided to cancel. I had a dream last night that hacheman would go on a thread starting spree and the premonition payed through. Hallelujah.

 

[JakeT.]

$50 ?? What can you Get for $50 for Two ?

Oh....Forgot who I'm talking to. hno: Olive Garden Man

You kids and your $500 Diesel pants... I keep it simple.

 

[Jack Herer]

My girl is in the US, but she´ll be here next week.

 

[Betallsports]

My girl is in the US, but she´ll be here next week.

You want me to Babysit her for you Jack ? :grandmais

 

[Jack Herer]

You want me to Babysit her for you Jack ? :grandmais

She´s used to my 10 inches, so I don´t know, you tell me...

 

[pubguy]

She´s used to my 10 inches, so I don´t know, you tell me...

What do you do, kick her with your boot?

 

[Betallsports]

I wear a Size 12 Shoe, so I don't think there will be any Problems :drink:

 

[Jack Herer]

Hahaha. Idiots. Now both of you go take care of your Valentines aka ¨your hand¨.

 

[steaktartar]

No.

My G/F and I are sitting here in front of the computer, to read therx.

We initially had dinner & movie plans, but we decided to cancel. I had a dream last night that hacheman would go on a thread starting spree and the premonition payed through. Hallelujah.

:nohead:

 

[MikeB]

Why do Jake and Jack refer to each other as their "girl"?

 

[JakeT.]

Get this. Not only was I smashed to hell once she finally showed up at like midnight, but she bought all my drinks, was cool with me ignoring her to hang out with my buddies, bought me roses for some reason, and then got me breakfast in the morning.

My friends, that is how you do it. Money spent on V-day: $0.

 

[pubguy]

You're a regular Romeo, Jake. lol

 

[Jack Herer]

Cheap ass homo.

 

[parlayin]

Get this. Not only was I smashed to hell once she finally showed up at like midnight, but she bought all my drinks, was cool with me ignoring her to hang out with my buddies, bought me roses for some reason, and then got me breakfast in the morning.

My friends, that is how you do it. Money spent on V-day: $0.

she must be hot

 

[MikeB]

she must be hot

She is a donut shy of 300 lbs.