He used to crack me up but haven't heard from him lately.
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</td> <td valign="middle">Order In The Court </td> <td valign="middle">4/30/2007</td> <td valign="middle">
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</td> <td valign="middle">Free Membership </td> <td valign="middle">2/5/2007</td> <td valign="middle">
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</td> <td valign="middle">I'm Sorry for Charging </td> <td valign="middle">12/29/2007</td> <td valign="middle">
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</td> <td valign="middle">Doing a Good Job </td> <td valign="middle">12/4/2006</td> <td valign="middle">
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</td> <td valign="middle">Starbucks 2 </td> <td valign="middle">1/21/2006</td> <td valign="middle">
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</td> <td valign="middle">Gas Prices </td> <td valign="middle">5/1/2005</td> <td valign="middle">
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</td> <td valign="middle">Bat Day </td> <td valign="middle">5/5/2004</td> <td valign="middle">
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</td> <td valign="middle">Ink Spots </td> <td valign="middle">12/11/2006</td> <td valign="middle">
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</td> <td valign="middle">Shit Hole </td> <td valign="middle">12/6/2006</td> <td valign="middle">
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</td> <td valign="middle">Playstation </td> <td valign="middle">11/20/2006</td> <td valign="middle">
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</td> <td valign="middle">Go F... Yourself </td> <td valign="middle">11/11/2005</td> <td valign="middle">
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</td> <td valign="middle">The Blind Sheik </td> <td valign="middle">12/15/2006</td> <td valign="middle">
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</td> <td valign="middle">Freedom </td></tr></tbody></table>