A friend of mine was wondering.
billhill999 New member Joined Jun 2, 2006 Messages 29,253 Tokens Sep 2, 2008 #2 "Friend" is code for NES and tell your 'friend' to stay away from betting road favorites so you'd have enough cash to buy a four pack of Charmin.
"Friend" is code for NES and tell your 'friend' to stay away from betting road favorites so you'd have enough cash to buy a four pack of Charmin.
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 17,024 Tokens Sep 2, 2008 #3 10) I will forward your advice to my friend.
GasMan Member Joined Apr 14, 2006 Messages 26,039 Tokens Sep 2, 2008 #4 Very easy solution. Get kerosene. Pour onto sheets. Mash sheets with feet. Light cigarette. No more shitstains. (PS you must follow directions very carefully)
Very easy solution. Get kerosene. Pour onto sheets. Mash sheets with feet. Light cigarette. No more shitstains. (PS you must follow directions very carefully)
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 17,024 Tokens Sep 2, 2008 #5 3) I see where you are going with this but I, er I mean "he" wont want to put his feet in shit.
kidslick New member Joined Oct 20, 2002 Messages 11,881 Tokens Sep 2, 2008 #6 NES said: A friend of mine was wondering. Click to expand... Use BLOOD especially from a female or animal:aktion033
NES said: A friend of mine was wondering. Click to expand... Use BLOOD especially from a female or animal:aktion033
jordan17 Rx Local Motion Joined Oct 17, 2007 Messages 46,313 Tokens Sep 2, 2008 #7 throw it away!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lolBIG:
steaktartar powdered milkman Joined Aug 4, 2006 Messages 22,984 Tokens Sep 2, 2008 #8 GJ has silk sheets??
HarryCaray EV Whore Joined Apr 18, 2006 Messages 19,918 Tokens Sep 2, 2008 #9 steak tartar said: GJ has silk sheets?? Click to expand... hahaha nice
JakeT. New member Joined Apr 21, 2002 Messages 28,149 Tokens Sep 2, 2008 #10 Urine will get the shit out.
realestatepro Banned Joined Aug 7, 2008 Messages 944 Tokens Sep 2, 2008 #11 Are you trying to say a republican won't get out of your bed? I mean your friends bed.
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 17,024 Tokens Sep 13, 2008 #12 Jake was right, I pissed on it and the shit came right out.
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 17,024 Tokens Sep 13, 2008 #13 Anyone know how to get piss stains out of silk sheets?
Masxmenos This place isn't paradise... trust me. Joined Jan 23, 2006 Messages 6,437 Tokens Sep 13, 2008 #14 NES said: Anyone know how to get piss stains out of silk sheets? Click to expand... Get Rupert Pupkin to lick them out.
NES said: Anyone know how to get piss stains out of silk sheets? Click to expand... Get Rupert Pupkin to lick them out.
ChristianTroy RX. Junior Joined Apr 8, 2008 Messages 1,298 Tokens Sep 13, 2008 #15 use a smaller dildo
MichaelScott Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin Inc. Joined May 11, 2007 Messages 401 Tokens Sep 13, 2008 #16 Christian Troy said: use a smaller dildo Click to expand... What the fuck does shit stains have to do with a dildo? You scare me, you know too much about this matter.
Christian Troy said: use a smaller dildo Click to expand... What the fuck does shit stains have to do with a dildo? You scare me, you know too much about this matter.
ChristianTroy RX. Junior Joined Apr 8, 2008 Messages 1,298 Tokens Sep 14, 2008 #17 bigger dildo equals more damage to the bumhole, you need to take care of your sphincters, common knowledge.............
bigger dildo equals more damage to the bumhole, you need to take care of your sphincters, common knowledge.............
ChristianTroy RX. Junior Joined Apr 8, 2008 Messages 1,298 Tokens Sep 14, 2008 #18 otherwise it will start leaking...............
OnePocket I never ever got beat-I just run out of Money Joined Jun 17, 2007 Messages 1,076 Tokens Sep 14, 2008 #19 gets anything out Last edited: Oct 18, 2008
billhill999 New member Joined Jun 2, 2006 Messages 29,253 Tokens Sep 14, 2008 #20 OnePocket said: gets anything out Click to expand... Rather safe initial RR post.
