Anybody else here have "Big Shitting Capacity"?

[RunMaker]

Been to a few hotels and cities recently and my shits are much bigger than normal. Clogged up 5 toilets.

Had to call hotel maintenance twice at two different hotels and the plumber at one house. (And we're talking stand alone shits, not "paper-added".... b/c obviously that would congest the toilet pipes)

Now I'm a positive-minded kind of guy.... so why not turn this into a positive?


God has called upon me to single-handedly help out the plumbers of this world!

 

[DNoonan]

been putting out some impressive work myself now that I have a better diet and this squatty potty....boyheee!

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[Haystacks]

Been to a few hotels and cities recently and my shits are much bigger than normal. Clogged up 5 toilets.

Had to call hotel maintenance twice at two different hotels and the plumber at one house. (And we're talking stand alone shits, not "paper-added".... b/c obviously that would congest the toilet pipes)

Now I'm a positive-minded kind of guy.... so why not turn this into a positive?


God has called upon me to single-handedly help out the plumbers of this world!

you gotta start Insta flush as soon as you're halfway through log one

 

[HarryCaray]

I've been laying out some beasts lately myself. My house has a weak flush, I've been putting in a lot of plunger work.

 

[RunMaker]

you gotta start Insta flush as soon as you're halfway through log one

This is expert advice. I've resorted to this recently.

 

[Haystacks]

I dropped such a big deuce this morning it was more like a deuce and three quarters

 

[JohnnyMac]

Use an outhouse.

 

[pocketrockets]

This is expert advice. I've resorted to this recently.

+1

 

[Mr_Mark]

courtesy flushes

 

[wilbur]

Been to a few hotels and cities recently and my shits are much bigger than normal. Clogged up 5 toilets.

Had to call hotel maintenance twice at two different hotels and the plumber at one house. (And we're talking stand alone shits, not "paper-added".... b/c obviously that would congest the toilet pipes)

Now I'm a positive-minded kind of guy.... so why not turn this into a positive?


God has called upon me to single-handedly help out the plumbers of this world!

Maybe one of the elderly mods can recommend an adult diaper for you

 

[Haystacks]

Maybe one of the elderly mods can recommend an adult diaper for you

reading comprehension not one of your strong suits Wilbur

 

[Mobdeeper7239]

been putting out some impressive work myself now that I have a better diet and this squatty potty....boyheee!

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Look at that raised heel. Makes all the difference

 

[MattyMatt]

Courtesy flush.stall one, courtesy flush, stall one, please...

 

[REDEYE]

this is always a fear when visiting someone else's house and bathroom. If you're having to take a dump outside of you're own confines or hotel it can be stressful, because in all likelihood you " have to go ", and go bad , which usually means you're really unloading, trying to get it over with in record time, and not leaving any " evidence " behind....its already an uncomfortable feeling since you're not sitting on your own throne relaxing for 10-15 min waiting for that golden moment....

 

[wilbur]

reading comprehension not one of your strong suits Wilbur

I've heard you don't have to flush diapers.

 

[wilbur]

look at that raised heel. Makes all the difference

lmao

 

[wilbur]

You fuckers are funny

 

[packer2012]

In the famous words of Cousin Eddie......

"Merry Christmas..... The shitter was full!"

 

[Haystacks]

After he left an upper decker ?

 

[pocketrockets]

You learn the "tactic-flush" technique usually on your teens after one of those all you can eat pizza nights... when the shit finds an island to land you better flush the mush