Any women on this forum?

[HERINDOORS]

Just wondered what your getting your Partner's for Xmas. I'm flummoxed what to get Winbet, normally I get him cheap underwear with Homer Simpson or Bart printed on them, or something similar. :missingte Sadly the back passage accidents are not only becoming more numbered but also with more intensity so, that looks like its going down the medical route. :sad3:

I've asked him if He's interested in getting a Book and all I get in reply is that he's already got enough outs at the moment :think2: and you can forget the sexy lingerie as I'm no Mrsoscowboy.hno: I did think of a great Idea last week, a signed Photo of all the Moderators that he could hang above his PC :aktion033 but the next night I found him screaming at the PC, "F***ing Ba****d Mods, banned me again W****rs, I'll swing for that Coco geezer":shocked: so that appears out of the question now.

Look forward to any Ideas and a Merry Xmas everyone.

PS: Quantumleap, Any more derogatory Pictures of Me and I'll be on your case. :nono5:

 

[JudgeWapner]

I'm thinking you can't go wrong with a bottle of Knappogue Castle 51.

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

this is a mens only forum if you want to talk to fake women go over to shrinks place and journeyman will put on his dress and act like a broad for you.

her in doors sounds like a f-g wilheim keep an eye on this character we dont need any trouble makers in this forum.

 

[MikeB]

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[BadCo]

Mel Brooks Box Set Collection [8 Discs / WS][Widescreen Dubbed Subtitle] - DVD



<dl><dt>Rating</dt><dd>R </dd><dt>Format</dt><dd> DVD </dd><dt>Length</dt><dd>772 minutes</dd><dt>Screen Formats</dt><dd>Enhanced Widescreen for 16x9 TV/Full Screen/Black & White</dd><dt>Genre</dt><dd> General Comedies </dd><dt>Studio</dt><dd>20th Century Fox</dd><dt>Aspect Ratio</dt><dd>2.35:1/1.85:1</dd></dl>
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Includes:The Twelve Chairs (1970), MPAA Rating: PG
Blazing Saddles (1974), MPAA Rating: R
Young Frankenstein (1974), MPAA Rating: PG
Silent Movie (1976), MPAA Rating: PG
High Anxiety (1977), MPAA Rating: PG
History of the World -- Part I (1981), MPAA Rating: R
To Be or Not to Be (1983), MPAA Rating: PG
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993), MPAA Rating: PG-13

 

[celticGreen+]

Includes:The Twelve Chairs (1970), MPAA Rating: PG
Blazing Saddles (1974), MPAA Rating: R
Young Frankenstein (1974), MPAA Rating: PG
Silent Movie (1976), MPAA Rating: PG
High Anxiety (1977), MPAA Rating: PG
History of the World -- Part I (1981), MPAA Rating: R
To Be or Not to Be (1983), MPAA Rating: PG
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993), MPAA Rating: PG-13

No Space Balls?!?!? wtf?!?!

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Her in Doors

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[quantumleap]

PS: Quantumleap, Any more derogatory Pictures of Me and I'll be on your case. :nono5:

A thousand pardons m'lady. I wouldn't want you on my case for anything. Please accept my apology as I make it up to you by posting a more reasonable likeness of you:

 

[Dante]

Your a bad man quan!

 

[FairWarning]

No Space Balls?!?!? wtf?!?!

Spaceballs is a must.

 

[winbet]

Nice try QL but I'm afraid Joey is nearer the mark. :sad3: Of course She was only joking about that back passage stuff :grandmais nothing wrong with me. :nono5: :drink:

 

[joeyfitzclick]

She uses the word 'dingy', doesn't she ?