Any tips for smuggling booze onto a cruise ship??

[The Great One returns]

I got threatened to be put in "cruise jail" because I demanded to see the captain of the ship as I wanted the ship to make a detour.

And the same night, i pissed on a drunk girl.

 

[mrwho]

i think my friends did this..took unopened bottles of water...made small whole on bottom and let water out..poured in clear alky. since bottle is unopened, most people will just scan it real quick.

 

[KingofNicotine]

What me and a friend did was just get large bottled of bottled water and then fill them up with vodka....They willl have mixers on the cruise.

Awwwe, cruises. Where you basically run your country and can do whatever you want without any repercussions

Someone threw his wife overboard and got away with it.

 

[The Great One returns]

Someone threw his wife overboard and got away with it.

what?

 

[Murphy8276]

was at a port in St. Thomas... so just like at the Airport, you go through security... with x-ray machine and these guys were trying to get Booze on the ship.
security guy sees 2 bottles of Listerine.. he asks the guys what's this ? one guy says it Mouthwash ...MAN !
The security guy says are You Sure ? the other guys says... Yeah Can't you Read ???

Security guys says Yeah... COOL MINT

Only problem was the liquid was BROWNISH , like Jack daniels !!!
which one of the kids told us later on. @)

LMAO

-murph

 

[shdw01]

Someone threw his wife overboard and got away with it.

i'm signing up for a cruise as i type this

 

[The Great One returns]

I have noticed on cruises, they could be quite dangerous as it would be one of the easiest ways to kill someone disguised as an accident. Once overboard, ocean is a very big place.

Cruises are an absolute blast though. i went to Presidents club for work on 1 of them and alcohol was included....Ending up doing 2 co workers and a couple other skanks from Jacksonville and Philly.

Its great because you can treat them like complete shit as well. Fun times.

 

[Murphy8276]

I have noticed on cruises, they could be quite dangerous as it would be one of the easiest ways to kill someone disguised as an accident. Once overboard, ocean is a very big place.

Cruises are an absolute blast though. i went to Presidents club for work on 1 of them and alcohol was included....Ending up doing 2 co workers and a couple other skanks from Jacksonville and Philly.

Its great because you can treat them like complete shit as well. Fun times.

what were your guy friends from work names?



just teasing puff_>>

Felt the need to mess with you a bit since I couldn't find any hidden dramatics in your post....was disappointed hno:


-murph

 

[mnmike]

What do they charge for drinks on a cruise? i could see it could get expensive if you just run up a tab and pay at the end.

 

[KennyB]

Guys, these are the greatest flasks designed for smuggling onto cruise ships. Check these out:

http://www.rumrunnerflasks.com/flasks.aspx

 

[pocketrockets]

I have noticed on cruises, they could be quite dangerous as it would be one of the easiest ways to kill someone disguised as an accident. Once overboard, ocean is a very big place.

Cruises are an absolute blast though. i went to Presidents club for work on 1 of them and alcohol was included....Ending up doing 2 co workers and a couple other skanks from Jacksonville and Philly.

Its great because you can treat them like complete shit as well. Fun times.

You are fucking crazy, plus you sound like you hate women. Maybe you should get out of the closet buddy.

 

[Betallsports]

What do they charge for drinks on a cruise? i could see it could get expensive if you just run up a tab and pay at the end.

bottle Beer on Avg. $5.23, Frozen mixed drinks $6.25-$8.00
of course they also have drink specials...

One thing that you Can bring on board is Wine... and if you bring the bottle to Dinner with you, they charge a Cork fee.

 

[Betallsports]

Guys, these are the greatest flasks designed for smuggling onto cruise ships. Check these out:

http://www.rumrunnerflasks.com/flasks.aspx

Think these are Great !! Nice find

 

[RaoulDuke]

I would have to have a extra suitcase for those flasks.

 

[moocow]

If you are old or have a limp

 

[Recon792]

bottle Beer on Avg. $5.23, Frozen mixed drinks $6.25-$8.00
of course they also have drink specials...

One thing that you Can bring on board is Wine... and if you bring the bottle to Dinner with you, they charge a Cork fee.

So basically - its Yankee Stadium prices

 

[Recon792]

If you are old or have a limp

ope:

 

[moocow]

My friends father has season tickets to yankees. He has been using a similar cane for years lol. Should work on a cruise as well.

 

[scottcarter]

 

[scottcarter]