After 40 years betting I have had everything that can go wrong go 
up, unbelieveable comebacks, serious mishappenings, I cant count how many times through betting I lost out on a tasty bit of stuff because I had no money to take her out, friends calling me a loser, I have walked out countless times from Racetracks with not even the fare home and I will even throw in the crying late at night in self pity.
The biggest mountain in Gambling is overcoming the losing run, many people have spent eons tackling the problem. On the RX the normal answer is, take some time out, but thats as far as it goes, what they dont tell you is when to come back, what to do when you come back and what you do when your out.After testing all ways of detecting etc, the following solution was born.
DR WINBETS LOSING RUN ANTIDOTE
CAUSES:
Are completely random, the virus can hit anybody any time. At higher risk are not only dopes but seasoned H'cappers who get arrogant. There seems to be a spate of incidences early in any sport season when expectations are ludicrisously high.
SYMPTOMS:
I could get technical but from a layman's view, irrational behavior like kicking the Dog, kicking the PC, kicking the Wife. Forgetting to flush the Toilet, leaving the TV on when going to bed, uttering the words, "I fucking dont believe it" on more than Two occasions in a Day. An even worse situation is when one slips into a state of stupor, this is like when your in a Dodgem Car, everything is going great and then you get hit. All of a sudden even though you turn left to get out of trouble, the car turns right, straight into another hit. Another example is like someone in protective care found aimlessly wandering about the community, the normal joe bloggs question of " are you OK mate" is not good enough.
REMEDY:
It has to be understood that these remedies have come about through not only painstaking research over 30 years but some early ugly Human testing .Firstly there is no time limit on this, take things in their strides.
1) Take a bottle of Bubble Bath ( radox etc ) selotape a written label on to it reading, ANTI-LOSS, ANTI-BAD LUCK, WIN ENHANCING BATH FORMULA.
2) Have a bath in this before bedtime preferably listening to some Quiet Wagner Orchestrations, 1/2 hour minimum.
3) In the Bedroom, focus on your pillow for a few minutes, realising that the negative side is up. Turn over the pillow in the knowledge that you are now getting positive vibes.
4) In the Morning, go for a walk and wallow in the feeling that all your bad luck has been washed away and you have spent the night dreaming positive thoughts. Now test the water by silly things like guessing the colour of the next Dog you see, flipping a coin etc. Dont force the issue, you will know when all of a sudden, things are back in the zone.
5) If you dont feel like things have turned, keep up the procedure for 4 days. After that the only cure is step 6
6) Sit at the PC with the games on screen, close your eyes, stick a non-mouse finger up your arse and randomly pick a selection, theory being if your that bad, at least you get something out of your betting.:drink:
up, unbelieveable comebacks, serious mishappenings, I cant count how many times through betting I lost out on a tasty bit of stuff because I had no money to take her out, friends calling me a loser, I have walked out countless times from Racetracks with not even the fare home and I will even throw in the crying late at night in self pity. The biggest mountain in Gambling is overcoming the losing run, many people have spent eons tackling the problem. On the RX the normal answer is, take some time out, but thats as far as it goes, what they dont tell you is when to come back, what to do when you come back and what you do when your out.After testing all ways of detecting etc, the following solution was born.
DR WINBETS LOSING RUN ANTIDOTE
CAUSES:
Are completely random, the virus can hit anybody any time. At higher risk are not only dopes but seasoned H'cappers who get arrogant. There seems to be a spate of incidences early in any sport season when expectations are ludicrisously high.
SYMPTOMS:
I could get technical but from a layman's view, irrational behavior like kicking the Dog, kicking the PC, kicking the Wife. Forgetting to flush the Toilet, leaving the TV on when going to bed, uttering the words, "I fucking dont believe it" on more than Two occasions in a Day. An even worse situation is when one slips into a state of stupor, this is like when your in a Dodgem Car, everything is going great and then you get hit. All of a sudden even though you turn left to get out of trouble, the car turns right, straight into another hit. Another example is like someone in protective care found aimlessly wandering about the community, the normal joe bloggs question of " are you OK mate" is not good enough.
REMEDY:
It has to be understood that these remedies have come about through not only painstaking research over 30 years but some early ugly Human testing .Firstly there is no time limit on this, take things in their strides.
1) Take a bottle of Bubble Bath ( radox etc ) selotape a written label on to it reading, ANTI-LOSS, ANTI-BAD LUCK, WIN ENHANCING BATH FORMULA.
2) Have a bath in this before bedtime preferably listening to some Quiet Wagner Orchestrations, 1/2 hour minimum.
3) In the Bedroom, focus on your pillow for a few minutes, realising that the negative side is up. Turn over the pillow in the knowledge that you are now getting positive vibes.
4) In the Morning, go for a walk and wallow in the feeling that all your bad luck has been washed away and you have spent the night dreaming positive thoughts. Now test the water by silly things like guessing the colour of the next Dog you see, flipping a coin etc. Dont force the issue, you will know when all of a sudden, things are back in the zone.
5) If you dont feel like things have turned, keep up the procedure for 4 days. After that the only cure is step 6
6) Sit at the PC with the games on screen, close your eyes, stick a non-mouse finger up your arse and randomly pick a selection, theory being if your that bad, at least you get something out of your betting.:drink:
