Annoying Touts....Is the "Duke" the worst?

[max1234]

This sqeaky voiced piece of human flotsam wears me out. I listen to talk radio and he's on there constantly. I have the urge to strangle his little ass everytime I hear his voice. Anyone else have this same urge?

 

[Journeyman]

Hell yes Maxx...I haven`t seen him in a few years for some reason...I wondered where he went...if its the same guy,he has curly hair, total geek...pounds his fist in the air, looks like he couldn`t throw a spiral to save his life,lmfao...

 

[VOLTITAN]

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...LOOOOOOOOOOOVE THESE GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU DON'T CALL RIGHT NOW TO SBG GLOBAL..." LOL.

 

[max1234]

LOL, he's not touting SBG when I hear him, just his tout service. " Six time Las Vegas handicapping champion" ..... it's that f*cking voice and knowing he's a lying piece of shit that makes me want to tie a porkchop around his nuts and let my pitbull get busy.

 

[jeffry22]

I havn't seen him in awile but I always enjoyed watching him. I can still hear him yelling "DO YOU LIKE MONEY. I LOVE MONEY" I'm sure he is a phoney but he was amusing

 

[winkyduck]

max - he pissed me off, too.

so i did something about it - as i am known to do

http://therxforum.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=100090022&f=771094022&m=95310035

fyi - i have a few more lined up for the next few weeks. can't say who or when - just really soon i have a few set up to hit on days when they say they are giving away GOYs for free - and i know they won't!

 

[Jigsaw]

He is in the same office as Joe Wiz so that might tell you something.

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

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.....it's that f*cking voice and knowing he's a lying piece of shit that makes me want to tie a porkchop around his nuts and let my pitbull get busy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[greatlooking]

I was with him a few years ,he never did as well as he said he would,showed me a small small profit always telling me I would get crushe myself,but he sure was likable and funny you geeks that said his voice makes you sick probably dont like steinfeld and raymond

 

[greatlooking]

Is he still on tv,he sure was funny lokinlike mr magoo?

 

[max1234]

Geeks? You compare his voice to Seinfeld's ? That's like saying Granny Clampett and Brittany Spears look alike because they're both women.

 

[lostucanes]

Lets all calm down a bit. Especially winkyduck. Winky, if you continue to expose these touts, a major source of entertainment could be taken away from me(even though your reports on touts are funny as well). Stu Feiner, the Duke, the Professor, Jack Price et al are hilarious. What comic relief.

In the early 80's a friend of mine received a call from "the profitline". The "advisor" said that they run the games through a computer and every possible outcome has been accounted for. Thus, WINNERS, WINNERS, and more WINNERS. He went on to describe a college student from Syracuse that just "sat on his ass and made $ from the profitline and all the girls wanted his dick". Also, the "advisor" asked my friend what he would do with all the potential profits. Choices like coke and whores were possible places to spend all this money. What do you think? I think these guys are funny.