Angelle - What's the WORST pick-up line someone has tried on you?

[CharlieMaxwell]

Angelle - Would you share this so others won't make the same mistake. And while we are at it, what was the best pick-up line someone has tried on you?

 

[Angelle]

hahhahaha-

hmmm- only 1


isn't any pick up line a bad pick up line?

 

[Angelle]

I am not the type of girl to use a pick up line on...

I usually giggle and walk away..
They don't work well with me..

Guys usually have a much better chance just talking to a girl than trying something like a pick up line..

well unless the pick up line is just so cheesy it cracks me up and at least you have me laughing

 

[CharlieMaxwell]

So humor IS important????????????

 

[Fishhead]

Doesnt anybody bet hockey on Friday nights???

 

[CharlieMaxwell]

Strut - bet the Stars game 'under'...so far, so good

 

[Fishhead]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Charlie Maxwell:
Strut - bet the Stars game 'under'...so far, so good<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pull it in Charlie!!

 

[winkyduck]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Charlie Maxwell:
Angelle - Would you share this so others won't make the same mistake. And while we are at it, what was the best pick-up line someone has tried on you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

"hi, angelle, my name is winkyduck."

i sense that might be it

 

[Angelle]

hahahahah-

no, with a name like winkyduck how can it be a bad pick up line

it just screams creativity

 

[lander]

Back when I was 21 I worked at this bar during college on the lake (Erie). Anyways, one night this flirtatiuos middle aged lady (I'd guess late 30's early 40's) was hammered, as she always was.

She rubbed my chest and said, in her best sexy drunken void, "you have no idea what I could do to you" ....

I replied, "like what? introduce me to your daughter

".

she slapped me across the face, called me a little asshole and stumbled away .... lol

 

[Angelle]

hehehehe-

that wasn't nice

 

[soccerbob]

lander- You let one get away. You could have nailed a MILF that night.

 

[Dante]

I have always liked this one


Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!


or the coveted


If you were a booger I'd pick you first. and Got two nipples for a dime?

 

[rugby]

How you doin? I'm beer.......want some beer nuts?

 

[BillDozer]

anyone ever say...

"damn your fat! wanna go get a hoagie?"

 

[jimbutorac]

"For a fat girl, you don't sweat much"

 

[Angelle]

nope never heard that one...
I think I would slap someone if they said that

 

[jimbutorac]

One time a friend of mine tried a pick up line on a girl at a bar and it didn't work.

She said something to the effect of, "Not if you were the last man on earth".

"Baby, if I was the last man on earth, I'd be on tour right now" was his reply.

 

[winkyduck]

angelle - how do you like your eggs in the morning - scrambled or fertilized?

angelle - are your pants made of glass for i can see myself in them?

angelle - did you hurt yourself on your fall from heaven?

 

[THE SHRINK]

Angelle,

How about, " Do you suck as badly as the New Orlean Saints?"