And they said it was impossible..Well, I Just BEAT a hair follicle test! Find out how

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Hello guys, I come with some good news for those who like to indulge in a few of natures finest. Drug tests are a PITA for those of us who like to unwind after a hard day. More importantly, it has prevented some of us from getting good jobs due to the nature of the HAIR Follicle test, a test which can trace back 90 days of use, in which NOTHING could be done to mask results.

Its unfortunate for people....good people, who are told they have the test in the comming weeks or even months, where even if they stopped completely, they would still fail (my situation). Well I did a little research, and found something that had pretty good success. So I tried it, and I PASSED!

I was a regular smoker, and then went 3 weeks clean. So if anyone is worried, I hope this can revive you!

I found the process on a marijuana forum, its called the G-Man procedure. Its been around for over a year now, but it is just now starting to get some solid positive results. Something like 15 pages of a thread and only 2 failures out of about 18.

***Six Step Procedure*** Do Steps 1-5 once before the day of the test. Then Do steps 1-6 the day of the test. You can do it more then twice if you are a skeptic.

1) Apple cider vinegar (soak your head in it, then put on a shower cap and keep it there) Wipe up anything that drips down. Leave in for 30 min.

2) Clean & Clear Astringent (THE PINK KIND ONLY....IT HAS 2% SALYSILIC ACID!!) Put this on WHILE THE VINEGAR IS STILL IN YOUR HAIR, BUT AFTER 30 MINUTES OF IT SOAKING!!!, so that means don't rinse out the vinegar.

**Caution, this sh^t burns....suck it up. Massage it into your hair and use shower cap..wipe up stuff that drips. Leave in for 30 min, then rinse it all (clean & Clear + Vinegar) out.

3) Tide original Liquid Laundry Detergent. Glop some on and scrub scrub scrub. do this for another 30 min.

(Your hair will feel crappy now, but dont worry your hair will not be damaged for good. Your hair WILL go back to normal a day or two after the test!)

4) Neutrogina TSal Shampoo. This has 3% salysilic acid in it. I Lathered up with this for another 30 min. Scrub Scrub Scrub...if it looses it's soapiness, just put your hand under some water and it will soap up again. Rinse it out afterwards.

5) Mix baking soda with some water, till it's a fine paste. Put that in your hair and massage it in for like 20 min. This direction came with the stuff I bought, apparently it's a great way to open up the hair, as if salysilic acid shampoo isn't...HAH!! Rinse it out afterwards.



DAY OF TEST Complete Steps 1-5 and Step 6

6) Okay, now for the stuff I bought. I got the hair mudd and shampoo from www.passhairtest.com for $99. It has a 4oz bottle and this can of powder sh^t with three little bottles in it. Save the can with the powder and small bottles for the day of your test..... I used some of the shampoo, though. Directions will come with the hair mudd package....NOW there HAVE been some people who have passed without this step. But one of the two failures was a person who did not use this step.


I got this MUDD stuff because it is supposed to be the strongest stuff they had...it gets rid of coke, meth, mdma, opiates....and has a pretty good success rate. They said 97% for marijuana, and like 86% for the other drugs. Now I didn't have anything but THC in my system, but like I said I COULDN'T fail this test!! I'm not endorsing the product, just letting you know that it worked for me. Do what you want.

More hair length equals more history to check and more room for error. They NEED at least 1.5 inches though. Keep in mind that they can take hair from ANY AREA of your body.....thats right. Pits, pubes, legs, chest, back, ass. ANYWHERE!! And since that grows slower, 1/2 in holds more history..... I trimmed it all, used the almost shortest piece on my beard trimmer, so it was like 1/8in on my body....yes pits too dammit. That sucked ass......

Now even tho they need 1.5 inches, just make sure your hair is between 1-1.5 inches(some people can get away with just an inch, it is risky though) but if your body hair is to short, they will have to take the hair from your head.

If you want to be EXTRA safe, buy a bottle of Nexxus Aloe Rid TREATMENT(NOT THE SHAMPOO) and use that nightly..starting a week before the Hair Test!

Please note I am just passing some information along. Take it with a grain of salt, it is not 100%, but its DAMN CLOSE. My intention is to help a fellow RX'er beat the system, considering thats why we are all here in the first place!
 

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Haha man that sounds like a bigger pain in the ass than just stopping smoking. Then again I'm addicted to beer I suppose so who am I to say "just give it up".
 

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This reminds of a joke

An aids victim goes to Mexico to get treated as hears there an unconventional method not approved by FDA.

The doctor tells him to drink 5 gallons of molasses,eat a 2 pound jar of peanut butter a gallon of yogurt and after that a box of exlax.

He ask how will this cure my aids.

Doctor says it won't but at least you'll know now what your ass is for!

I know ............Lame but
 

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what a pain in the ass if you have long hair.....

time for a new doo ?

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It still does

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for only 99.00.............

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why does this work ?

1. The most important part is the Vinegar. Make sure it is Apple Cider viegar, it reacts with the Clean and Clear much better.
Acedic acid is the same chemical used by laboritories to begin their extraction prodedure. The acedic acid, combined with heat of up to 95 degrees celcius, initiates what the labs call acedification, which leaves the follicle susceptable to interactions with other acids. Here is a link to the extraction procedure. http://www.astm.org/JOURNALS/FORENSIC/PAGES/697.htm

In other words, keep using the vinegar, the purest acidic form you can buy, but induce the most intense heat that you can tolerate on your head with a hairdryer for about 5 minutes afterwards. This prepares your hair to interact with the THC (which scientists actually test for the compound THCCOOH)

2. Clean and Clear (Salicylic acid) is a step in the right direction, as it enhances the acedic effect of the vinegar, but isn't the right type of acid to be adding to the hair to bring out with THC. According to a follicle testing lab, "After cooling, samples were extracted by nhexane/ethyl acetate after acidification with acetic acid." This means, a different type of acid actually brings the THC out, not salicylic acid, but ethyl acetate. Ethyl acetate is a common ingrediate found in nail polish remover and other solivents, but not all. My recommendation is to combine the Clean and Clear with a chemical known to contain ethyl acetate.

3. Tide. The reason Tide works, in my opinion, is because it is a detergent, which acts as an emulsifier to clean. In other words, it allows water and oil to mix so that it can all be washed away. Substitute "oil" for any chemicals that are in your hair that shouldn't be. The mixing occurs because detergent lowers the surface tension of water so that other chemicals can be mixed with it that normally wouldn't be able to. Tide also contains cleaning enzymes which probably help with the cleansing process.

4. Introduction of more salcylic acid..People who repeated the salcylic acid portion probably had the best results.

5. Baking Soda- Interesting element to the procedure that I think can be extremely effective because the point of baking soda is to react with acids. The baking soda may be changing the chemical composion of the hair, and in the process transforming the THC.

6. The Mudd- Who knows. There's no ingredients listing on the internet. You may be wasting $100.

7. My recommendation of another thing to do is add a form of shampoo, toothpaste, shaving cream or acne cream that contains PEG, as a scientific report that I painfully read indicated that PEG can neutralize THC, as well as Vitamin E, yet PEG is 1000% more effective then Vitamin E according to the study. I am currently testing Suave Cucumber Melon Body Wash as it not only contains Vitamin E, but a form of PEG as well. Toothpaste is actually the best place to find PEG.
 

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I got tested for pre-employment for "six -----". I'm not a regular smoker but lit one up 3 days before the test. Freaken bastards didnt tell me I was going to take a test.

I just went on-line and bought some hair shampoo for like $40, followed the directions and I was golden. My bro and his friends were talking about the apple vinegar and all that stuff but I aint doing that shit for some job unless they were gonna pay me shit load.

And yes, I did beat it - just using the shampoo
 

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Shave your head.

And by that I mean FEED YOUR HEAAAAADDD

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There's a much easier way to beat the test. Just goto TeddyKGB's house, they all have lice. Rub your head against Teddy's head (not his penis, he will try and talk you into this) once your infested, don't try and kill them for 2 Weeks, then kill them and wash your hair with Head and Shoulders and you may want to go get a test for Herpes/Hep C and Gonaria. Teddy's lice are a special species, they have been passed down over many generations, they destroy any evidence of drugs in hair follicles. There's a pic of Teddy in my avatar, he shaved his head in an attempt to rid himself of the lice he's had all his life, he failed.
 

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Keep it in the RR clown.........and lose the avatar or im reporting you to Wil
 

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