-- AMERICA -- shows the WORLD who's the BEST...again

IntuitionBET · Jul 27, 2003

And the strongest.

Make it five: Armstrong coasts into Paris

Armstrong is the toast of Paris. (AP)

Lance Armstrong did it again. For the fifth consecutive year, the 31-year old Texan captured the Tour de France, tying Miguel Indurain's record. It wasn't an easy Tour, but Armstrong smiled broadly as he rolled into Paris during the race's final stage, a traditionally ceremonial ride where no one challenges the overall leader. His closest challenger, Jan Ullrich, could only smile with the rest as the race wound down.
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Go TEXAS !

France you can KISS my American Ass!

-Slim- · Jul 27, 2003

Cool, is he representing Canda, Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Belize, Colombia, Peru, Brazil, Venezuela, Suriname, Guyana, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Trinidad and Tobago, Jamaica, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Cuba, Martinica, St Vincent, Bahamas, and a couple other countries I might be forgetting?

IntuitionBET · Jul 27, 2003

SlimBrain - LOL. Well he is sure isn't representing France! or Europe for that matter.

I suggest you pull out a map dude...since when is Jamaica, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Cuba, Martinica, St Vincent, and the Bahamas (UK) part of the America's??? And yeah you forgot P.R.

The world press considers the Word America to mean North American countries even though in my mind I include central and south America as Americans...but some only consider the USA when they hear or read the word America.

You don't need to put the Bong down today dude 'cause it's Sunday...enjoy yourself

grantt · Jul 27, 2003

The U.S. also leads the world in obesity. What's your point? You've got a few fit ones. Big deal.

IntuitionBET · Jul 27, 2003

Grantt - When are YOU going to STOP being a NAZI and sail over to the land of the FREE you jealous little man.

So how are you doing playing our FUNK music mr. faker?

I play FUNK like a GOD compared to your ALWAYS-MAD-AT-THE-SIDE-THAT'S-WINNING sorry ass?

What happened to you did an American women turn you down?

lander · Jul 27, 2003

I think France should have wasted their taxpayers hard earned dollars & shown the true extent of their intellect & capacity to lead by renaming Lance Armstrong to France Armstrong

FunkSoulBrother · Jul 27, 2003

Grantt.. statistics to back that obesity rate up?

I would venture a guess that it is higher in Monaco where the rich get FAT!

IntuitionBET · Jul 27, 2003

lander - You're cracking me up dude! Your humor is getting better all the time. I think you should consider doing stand-up with some of this stuff...really

grantt · Jul 27, 2003

Intuit land of the free are you kidding me. I can't even ride a bike down the street there without a helmet. Smoking a joint will get you jail time, homosexuality is against the law in many states.
Funk here's your stats open your front door and look around. Go to a beach in Hawaii.

lander · Jul 27, 2003

Thanks, but I can't Inst ... I have a knack for pissing everyone off.

Plus, I'm more of a pretty boy like JJ & I'm not really that big, so me versus a mob wouldn't be a pretty sight

wilheim · Jul 27, 2003

Recent studies show more than 64% of adult Americans (US kind) are overweight or obese. Check it out.
Obeisity Stats.

wil.

FunkSoulBrother · Jul 27, 2003

I'm opening my front door and I see fit people biking and jogging by.

Maybe its because I live in Colorado, I couldn't tell you, but your anecdotal evidence FAILS.

...As for the "land of the free" stuff.. I'm all with you there, I'm ashamed people have to hide a silly bong here.

lander · Jul 27, 2003

Anybody know shat ever happened to the fat guy that sued McDonalds?

If this gambling thing doesn't work out, maybe Kenny could start a Fat Forum.

lander · Jul 27, 2003

Funk, of course you only see fit people outside ...
the rest of them have their obese asses parked in front of TV waiting for their Dominos order to arrive.

truthteller · Jul 27, 2003

"undisclosed in protest of the PATRIOT ACT"?

More like undisclosed cause you got something to hide.

wilheim · Jul 27, 2003

Have you been playing hide the salami again? You know that can cause unwanted pregnancy, so be careful.

wil.

lander · Jul 27, 2003

"undisclosed in protest of the PATRIOT ACT"?

More like undisclosed cause you got something to hide.

Hence the reason that your location is so clearly NOT listed???

What a tool.

JackDee · Jul 27, 2003

"The U.S. also leads the world in obesity. What's your point? You've got a few fit ones. Big deal."

Lmao Grantt.

Post of the week material.

IntuitionBET · Jul 27, 2003

lander wrote: "Thanks, but I can't Inst ... I have a knack for pissing everyone off."

That will be the best part of your routine, 1st you piss them off or just get their attention...and then you deliver a punchline...whether it be sarcastic, goofy, 2nd guessing etc.
Many great comics have used that formula.