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[C.P.]

Listen, I was in your house last night. You need to pick up more Half & Half

Thanks

must have been my neighbors house...as I don't drink coffee ...(no need for half & half)

come to think of it...she did report a break-in last night...hmmmm

You must have left just before We got there. Must've been You that used all the Milk then. Nearly full box of Cap'n Crunch and just a sliver of Milk left.

Why do You have Six (6) damn Remote Controls C.P.? Took almost 20 minutes to figure out how to change the channels on the friggin' T.V.

I'm a Reese Puffs kind of cereal guy...

as far as the remotes....lol...

I have 8 flat screens in the house (1 in the garage)....and

lol...the 1 in the front room you speak of I use to have 6 got it down to 4 remotes ....lol

 

[Betallsports]

must have been my neighbors house...as I don't drink coffee ...(no need for half & half)

come to think of it...she did report a break-in last night...hmmmm

Well then, you must be screwing around with your Next door neighbor, because I saw a Wet Cell phone on the table

 

[MattyMatt]

Lawsuit waiting to happen.

FedEx and UPS has policies in place forbidding their drivers/helpers from entering a home. Huge reasons why,and I agree...

 

[HarryCaray]

must have been my neighbors house...as I don't drink coffee ...(no need for half & half)

come to think of it...she did report a break-in last night...hmmmm



I'm a Reese Puffs kind of cereal guy...

as far as the remotes....lol...

I have 8 flat screens in the house (1 in the garage)....and

lol...the 1 in the front room you speak of I use to have 6 got it down to 4 remotes ....lol

Get a Logitech Harmony remote and you will be down to 1

 

[ML Dog]

Well then, you must be screwing around with your Next door neighbor, because I saw a Wet Cell phone on the table

Not AGAIN.. This dude's approx. location could be narrowed down by just uncovering which Verizon Store has had to deal with the largest number of cell phones destroyed by other people throwing them into a pool. Why when this guy has a disagreement with a person is it always next to a pool? Is he a Lifeguard? More specifically: An Unpleasant Lifeguard who makes people mad?
And how do his adversaries keep gaining possession of his Cell Phone?


Rafael & Cheyanne tweeted me an hour and a half ago from inside Your Condo down in Florida asking me to ask You where your Heavy Duty Carpet Cleaning Solvent is cuz Brutus pooped on the carpet in Your Living Room, theres nothing Heavy Duty enough under the sink to get the stain out and they can't get into your garage because Your Hang-Glider (apparently) fell over so its blocking the door, they can't get it open.

 

[ML Dog]

I have 8 flat screens in the house (1 in the garage)

My Advice to You is to not let anyone in Your House. And especially when You are Not There.

 

[C.P.]

Well then, you must be screwing around with your Next door neighbor, because I saw a Wet Cell phone on the table

guilty as charged...

that was her phone on her kitchen table after we had sex there...

now I have to buy her a new phone...

go figure...me and phones....

Get a Logitech Harmony remote and you will be down to 1

Harry...I'm going to look this up....THX....

 

[ML Dog]

I think this is an awesome concept. If there weren't computer hackers and data breaches every other month I'd sign up for this in an instant.

This is a Very Solid Point.

Create a Means to get into Your Home via a Code punched into a Keypad


then put that code into a Database. Within that "Internet of Things" Online Cyberspace Whatever.

 

[ML Dog]

Get a Logitech Harmony remote and you will be down to 1

Jeebus if this Thread somehow results in C.P. amalgamating multiple Remotes into a Single Effective Remote this is gonna be among the Greatest Thread Triumphs in RXFarm History.


Yeah, "amalgamating" prolly ain't the right word there ^^^ but I just wanted to use the word amalgamating, cuz I never had before and it sounded like it'd work there.

Spellcheck doesn't redUnderline it (amazingly) so apparently it is an actual word. I had some serious doubts that it was.

 

[Betallsports]

Not AGAIN.. This dude's approx. location could be narrowed down by just uncovering which Verizon Store has had to deal with the largest number of cell phones destroyed by other people throwing them into a pool. Why when this guy has a disagreement with a person is it always next to a pool? Is he a Lifeguard? More specifically: An Unpleasant Lifeguard who makes people mad?
And how do his adversaries keep gaining possession of his Cell Phone?


Rafael & Cheyanne tweeted me an hour and a half ago from inside Your Condo down in Florida asking me to ask You where your Heavy Duty Carpet Cleaning Solvent is cuz Brutus pooped on the carpet in Your Living Room, theres nothing Heavy Duty enough under the sink to get the stain out and they can't get into your garage because Your Hang-Glider (apparently) fell over so its blocking the door, they can't get it open.

If you ever want to see a picture of C.P, just walk into any Verizon store and his photo is on the Wall. It says "DO NOT SELL THIS MAN A PHONE" lol

it's just a long running joke between me and him

 

[ML Dog]

guilty as charged...

that was her phone on her kitchen table after we had sex there...

Awwww so THATS WHY this was cued up to Loop on the yuge Flat Screen TV in Your kitchen

Ah, The GrassHopper Understands Now. :toast:

 

[ML Dog]

If you ever want to see a picture of C.P, just walk into any Verizon store and his photo is on the Wall. It says "DO NOT SELL THIS MAN A PHONE" lol

it's just a long running joke between me and him

Yeah, that Joke gonna result in him throwing Your Phone in a Pool someday.

 

[C.P.]

lol...

this thread has jumped the shark...

you fvckers are crack heads....lol

I'm going back to cappin' CFB....

 

[ML Dog]

lol...

this thread has jumped the shark...

you fvckers are crack heads....lol

I'm going back to cappin' CFB....

Yeah Bro where you're at in the Standings you need to do that. A Star In That Sky.....shining above......we see You. from way down here.


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