Ali Landry - a.k.a. "The Doritos Girl"

[winkyduck]

i swear - i don't make this stuff up:
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Congratulations to Mario Lopez and Ali Landry. Thanks to their whiplash uncoupling, the decidedly downmarket celebs, both 30, have joined an exclusive club populated by such commitment-phobic A-listers as Britney Spears and Nicolas Cage. The toothy twosome, who have been together for six years, split up less than two weeks after tying the knot in a romantic Mexican ceremony on April 24, says both People and Us. Landry is reportedly seeking an annulment.

"He's cheated on her for several years, and she just found out last week," a Landry insider tells People. "They never had a honeymoon, and he was out at a club last week without his wife." Another pal tells Us, "She didn't want to believe it, but she was given really strong evidence this time. She is devastated." A planned segment on the wedding set to air on "Oprah" has been yanked, although we're still puzzled how the onetime Doritos girl and the ex-"Saved by the Bell" co-star rated inclusion on Oprah in the first place.
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simply put - this guy is a first class SCHMUCK. i'm sure we've all seen what she ali landry looks like - but for those who haven't - here are pictures. after looking at these - i ask the peanut gallery here: if you were her hubby (and the last pic is of him - at their weding), would YOU cheat on her? as for me - F**K NO! when you are married to filet mignon - why go looking for salisbury steak? if i were her hubby i'd never have the chance to cheat on her for all we'd be doing the rest of our lives is

 

[Mr.Jones]

He looks queer. That's probably what it really was.

 

[SteelVagina]

Isn't that Slater from "Saved by the Bell"? Not that I ever watched that show.

 

[TheGeneral+]

Did you guys see Joanna Krupa in Stuff this month?

She is a babe.

 

[theswami]

Just goes to show....after a while NO MATTER who you marry..."it" becomes..

the same ole snapper.

I don't think we (men) were meant to be faithful. I was at a bachelor party in LV and the bacherlor asked all the married guys (approx 10 guys) in the room to tell him the toughest thing about marriage. One guy mentioned being faithful to his wife and he's on his second marriage and has already cheated on wifey #2 after being married for only about a year.

Just think about it Hale Berry is rich and hot and she's had two husbands cheat on her...David Justice and Eric Benet(sp?) (who would have been better off $$$ if he stayed with her).

 

[agreeen]

Whenever you see any smoking hot chick just remember "Someone is sick of ****ing her"

 

[SubZaero]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Whenever you see any smoking hot chick just remember "Someone is sick of ****ing her" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What's your point???

I'm definitely not "someone".

 

[bettorstalk.com]

She's getting the marriage annuled from what I heard.

And Mario Lopez was accused of rape about 10 years ago.

 

[Skyweasel]

of Gene Wilder's character in "The Woman in Red", who realizes at the end of the movie that he's throwing his life away, "and for what... a PIECE OF ASS!"

In the end it's just a piece of ass, not much more.

 

[codeworks]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by agreeen:
Whenever you see any smoking hot chick just remember "Someone is sick of ****ing her"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think the quote is "someone is sick of putting up with her shit" NOT fu ck i ng her

 

[JESUS]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theswami:
Just goes to show....after a while NO MATTER who you marry..."it" becomes..

the same ole snapper.

I don't think we (men) were meant to be faithful. I was at a bachelor party in LV and the bacherlor asked all the married guys (approx 10 guys) in the room to tell him the toughest thing about marriage. One guy mentioned being faithful to his wife and he's on his second marriage and has already cheated on wifey #2 after being married for only about a year.

Just think about it Hale Berry is rich and hot and she's had two husbands cheat on her...David Justice and Eric Benet(sp?) (who would have been better off $$$ if he stayed with her).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You have mentioned some dumb remarks like we (men) weren't meant to be faithful, what is this a generic flaw in us (men)? The next one you mentioned you referred to women as the same ole snapper i understand what you're saying in reference to the woman you're with is the only woman you will spend the rest of your life with, but no way do i get bored of my ole snapper, no way. I believe based on what i have seen men that have cheated on their girlfriends, wifes and so on have seen and done the same as their fathers, im just speaking from personal experiences and those men that do cheat on their girlfriends and wifes we'll then maybe the problem is you? not the snapper.

 

[JESUS]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Jones:
He looks queer. That's probably what it really was.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know through personal experience from friends that have had sexy girls the guys have cheated on them to show that "look i have a hot girl and i can fool around on her because im the shizznit" when reading the quote, read it in a dumb macho voice so you can picture the guy saying this and looking and sounding dumb. For myself i have a girl a very sexy girl but there's more to her then just the looks that im attracted to her, this is what keeps me with her. I have many opportunities to cheat on her with other sexy girls and there's no way she would know, but the only thing stopping me is my values and i wouldn't like it if she was cheating on me. Just think about the girl you're with being in another man's arms, you should lose some sleep thinking about this and i have had my doubts about my girl but nothing big. Now if the girl you're with is cheating on you and you know for a fact then do what i did when i was with this one girl and she wanted to play the field while trying to play me, sleep with her MILF and her cousin and her sister and then finish the relationship off by tapping her in the ass, although she didn't agree to this in the beginning of the relationship, she agreed in the end.

 

[TIGER]

LOOK AT THE PICTURE....HE IS GAY!!

 

[RobFunk]

that is actually fairly solid advice jesus. except when the said members are ugly.

 

[WalkofLife]

Walk: What do you mean why I came on your eyeball? You said to not come in your mouth
Doritos chick: But...
Walk: No "buts" honey... go make me a sandwich and bring some doritos with it...

Nice job, Winky... I'd hit that like a piñata, then I'd drive to General's place, I'd steal his blue pills, I'd pop them like Skittles and I'd hit that once again...

Same treatment I gave to Lander's wife