Ages old baseball TRICK question......

[PatrickMcIrish]

(Don't answer if you know it until the newbies can try)


Three old ladies decided to go watch their beloved Cubs play a game. To make it interesting they picked up a bottle of Jack Daniels for the game. They would buy cokes and mix their whiskey in, they were having a grand old time. As the game went on they continued on with this and started feeling no pain. Finally after ordering up a couple of cokes later on one of the ladies SCREAMED we are out whiskey!

Question: What inning is it and how many are on base?

 

[Jazz]

Figured it out, Pat, but I won't post it as requested. Being a JD drinker of long time helped

 

[JoeWager]

bottom of the fifth ... the bags are loaded

 

[Journeyman]

LMAO ,Good one Sir Patrick.

 

[EarlySpeed]

Baseball Quiz

First two are dead easy--third one requires some thought.

Who has the record for most home runs lifetime?

Yup--Hank Aaron

Who has the most wins by a pitcher lifetime?

Cy Young, of course!!!

Here is a tricky one--

Most balls to the head lifetime?

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Rock Hudson

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWager:
bottom of the fifth ... the bags are loaded<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Right on. My niece was 10 when she told me that and it stumped the hell out of me.

Early Speed that is hilarious. BTW you guys know where Greg Louganis was born don't you?

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I don't know either but heard he was reared in San Fransisco.

 

[EarlySpeed]

 

[blueedwards]

i thought liberace had a few more than hudson. he certainly had more appearances

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

You know how you get 700 cows in a barn?

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(My Grandmother hates this joke.....)

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Put up a BINGO sign outside.

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

Who knows why sex ed and driver's ed is not taught on the same day in Afghanistan??

The camels are exhausted by lunch time.

 

[lander]

Billy Beane took more balls to the head that Hudson

 

[EarlySpeed]

What is the difference between a woman from Little Rock Arkansas and a hippopotamus?

one tooth

 

[IntuitionBET]

Patrick McIrish - I love this stuff!

Please come up with more

 

[sickgambler]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWager:
bottom of the fifth ... the bags are loaded<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, I'll bite. I am embarassed to say it, but I don't get the joke fully. I know I am not the sharpest cookie in the world, but can I just ask one question pls...

How are we supposed to know it's the bottom of the 5th? I get the bags are loaded part, but how'd you get the bottom of the 5th??

 

[JoeyC]

Sick Claude:

You're forgiven on this one. In Canada bottles are sold in liter measurements.

In the US, a standard bottle of liquor is 1/5th of a quart, therefore the expression for a normal full sized bottle of liquor is "A Fifth".

Bottom or end of the 5th is a play on words.

JC

 

[HABSMAN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by blue edwards:
i thought liberace had a few more than hudson. he certainly had more appearances

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I heard early in his life Liberace traded in his piano for an Upright Organ.......

 

[sickgambler]

Thank you Mr Joey, I don't feel as stupid anymore.. Man, I sat there for hours last night in bed thinking of this joke, and wondering why I don't get it. I felt so dumb, but I indeed have never heard of that expression of a fifth..

Thanks again, and what the hell was that all about calling me Sick Claude..

It's ok, I forgive you, but don't do it again..

 

[JoeyC]

Ok, how about sick 1 ??

 

[sickgambler]

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[DarrylParsons]

Joey, it's a fifth of a gallon, no?

Patrick, hilarious jokes...made my day, thanks