A rednecks toking thread

[NES]

Got up this morning took a shit, showered, rolled a fatty and hopped on the bus. Got off the bus and eyefucked the little teeny boppers in their little catholic school girl outfits in front of the school and lit up a cigarrette just to look cool. Headed through the park and then followed this really hot bitch two blocks in the wrong direction just to get a better look at her ass and tried to get in front of her to scope the boobies but she took a quick left and twarted my efforts to do some future spank reference recon. Fired up my doobie and and walked the final five blocks of my journey and pulled up to the office just in time to crack my energy drink and smoke another cig. And now here I am, hitting refresh like a motherfucker wishing you stupid SOBS would post something funny. FAIL

 

[Devilwoman]

lol....You still don't drive!

 

[NES]

Cars and Gas are almost double the price here, plus driving here is insane(try a YouTube search), and no I dont cuz I suck but the good news is I only pay about 60 cents round trip. Bitch.

 

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At least it is a pimped out bus!

 

[C.P.]

I beleive this is his bus.

http://theretardbus.ytmnd.com/

 

[C.P.]

or maybe this

http://getretardedwithbus.ytmnd.com/
:smoker2:

 

[NES]

Enough bus jokes fellas, can we move on now?

 

[Devilwoman]

Cars and Gas are almost double the price here, plus driving here is insane(try a YouTube search), and no I dont cuz I suck but the good news is I only pay about 60 cents round trip. Bitch.

Well it may cost me more...but at least I can get in a car and go somewhere without having to wait on the short bus. Ass.

 

[NES]

Hows that $5 a gallon treating you? Whore.

 

[Devilwoman]

Hows that $5 a gallon treating you? Whore.

Hey it's $3.73 today. I can afford it! Loser.

 

[MikeB]

Do they make you wear a helmet?


Do you lick the window?

 

[barman]

Gotta give a guy credit for walking five minutes out of his way in hopes of getting a fresh deposit for The Spank Bank.

 

[Devilwoman]

Gotta give a guy credit for walking five minutes out of his way in hopes of getting a fresh deposit for The Spank Bank.

Not when he is married.

 

[Jack Herer]

He rides "Bang Bus - the Gay Redneck Edition".

 

[raidermattk]

I respect you alot more after reading this NES

 

[barman]

Not when he is married.

Married guys need a heavily loaded Spank Bank to help keep them from cheating with Real Live Girl Things.

 

[greenshoes]

Got up this morning took a shit, showered, rolled a fatty and hopped on the bus. Got off the bus and eyefucked the little teeny boppers in their little catholic school girl outfits in front of the school and lit up a cigarrette just to look cool. Headed through the park and then followed this really hot bitch two blocks in the wrong direction just to get a better look at her ass and tried to get in front of her to scope the boobies but she took a quick left and twarted my efforts to do some future spank reference recon. Fired up my doobie and and walked the final five blocks of my journey and pulled up to the office just in time to crack my energy drink and smoke another cig. And now here I am, hitting refresh like a motherfucker wishing you stupid SOBS would post something funny. FAIL

................must be nice to have somthing to toke on .........you backwoodssheepmolestingbastard!!!! ..... where is at ness .. you fucking jizzz stain!!! :fckmad::fckmad::fckmad::fckmad::fckmad:

 

[NES]

Sorry GS no luck yet, Im willing to split my stash with you though since I love your inbred hippy redneck ass so much.