A new dawn in the science of handicapping.

[winbet]

As most of you veterans know, I am always at the cutting edge of the Capping Coal-face, going places where no capper has gone before. Well, over the last 2 Years I have been testing a Handicapping Theory based on the mechanics of Quantum Physics with Oxford University. This entails microscopic evaluation of the matter unseen by the outside World, formulating it into a comprehensible figure which when compared to the Books price, shows a hitherto incalcuble value estimate.

Without further ado, the initial test has unearthed just ONE PLAY in the College Card this Week which once e-mailed to our Friends in NASA will become one of Slim's Steam, THE PLAY,

BYU M/L :drink:

 

[-Slim-]

and hurry folks, before you end up laying "in the neighborhood of -1800"

 

[goodcall]

trap game...the books WANT you to think BYU is the better team

UNLV M/L to the bank...thank me later guys

 

[TTinCO]

I'm not too excited about either team. BYU will certainly win this game, but by 23? I'm surprised to see the # that high-really surprised actually.

It's a "Pass" for me

 

[macb]

BYU M/L
:lolBIG:

enjoy that cup of coffee u might winhno:

 

[whalewager]

thought u were going to go out on a limb and come with cal ml...interesting

 

[winbet]

A WIN here for the computation on the matrix, however I must divulge to the Forum that a dead Spider was found in the filtering system after Kick Off time, something that is unacceptable.

We will be working over night to fix the glitch but as of today, the machine is
1-0 arty:

 

[whalewager]

very good spot and great pick...I was thinking on taking this but was too risky for my nature

 

[winbet]

very good spot and great pick...I was thinking on taking this but was too risky for my nature

Thats the problem. Human nature makes us wary of any situation where We may get our nuts squeezed but the Randomless Two Turn Coagulator negates any long term itchiness to the Scrotum. As the plays success rate grows, so the nutsack becomes a lovely soft squidgy, balls float all over the place when squished.

Compare that to the balls disappearing up the guts, leather like scrotum type plays and you can see how this technology is not only beneficial to your Bankroll but also your Health. The Spider has been removed but during the operation one of its legs got caught in the Toilet Roll Inner which conducts the Two Smarties(orange flavour)into the selection chamber. All this means no further bets Today but hopefully things will be sorted in time for an NFL run.

To Date: 1-0 + 162 Units :drink:

 

[macb]

Win, enjoy that fuckin ham sandwich u won. ur balls were tingling with two mins. left:toast:

 

[LLXC13]

Talk about juice...