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Rx .Junior
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( I didn't do the math on this...but it sure makes ya think)

I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to American Citizins instead We Deserve a Dividend.





To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.


Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child.





So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..


So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.


My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It. It will be our tax dollar Dividend......................................





Of course, it would NOT be tax free.


So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.


Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.


That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.


But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.


A husband and wife has $595,000.00.


What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family ?


Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.


Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads Put away money for college - it'll be there Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.


Buy a new car - create jobs


Invest in the market - capital drives growth Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else





Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.





If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.





If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!


As for AIG - liquidate it.


Sell off its parts.


Let American General go back to being American General.


Sell off the real estate.


Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.


Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.


Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."


But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!


How do you spell Economic Boom?


I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in WashingtonDC .


And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.


PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!

 

Rx .Junior
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But any Moron with a calculator can figure out that 85 Billion divided by 200 Million is $425 not $425,000..

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That font and size and typeface is the universal symbol for "I'm a fucking douchebag moron who has something really fucking stupid to say so I'm going to forward it to every idiot in my yahoo e-mail address book so they can forward to 100 more of their idiot friends". :youmad:
 

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some people should never call others "challenged"

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