A man's guide to women

[GoSooners]

I wish I had this guide 30 years ago... Be careful of girls named Tiffany. They be crazy...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU&app=desktop

 

[Mr_Mark]

very informative

 

[GoSooners]

"Above the crazy line" should be mandatory teaching for father's who's sons are getting ready for the dating scene. Get the dry erase board out. The "Danger Zone" is your redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffany and hairdressers. "This is where your car gets keyed. You get a bunny in the pot. Your tires get slashed, and you wind up in jail." Pure gold!

 

[Redagger029]

Be wary of green eyed girls. Red flag. Seriously.

 

[MikeB]

That was great

 

[mplastered]

Chapter 1.
Run like Hell. Don't look back.

 

[Bruins4Life]

Good thing my wife is only an eight. Any higher, and she would be a tranny, and I would be gay.

Very informative lesson.

 

[Danny_Boy]

I dated a Tiffany for a year and she was the craziest chick ever. bi-polar!

 

[CoachCB]

Good stuff. I've been in a lot of those zones....especially the Danger Zone!

 

[scottcarter]

 

[TheFalls]

didn't read...but i'll add my .02 that I was told and learned years ago...

never trust chicks who drive jeeps or civics...

 

[pocketrockets]

didn't read...but i'll add my .02 that I was told and learned years ago...

never trust chicks who drive jeeps or civics...

+1

Any chick driving a jeep is at least an 8 on the crazy scale.

My personal discoveries: Never trust groupies, any chick driving a motorcycle is cool as fuck but if she catches you cheating she will cut your balls, never date a Pamela, any chick named Daniela is usually, a hot fuck.

 

[MikeB]

Red on the head,
Fire in the hole.


True words

 

[GoSooners]

Good thing my wife is only an eight. Any higher, and she would be a tranny, and I would be gay.

Very informative lesson.

They used to have a saying when I was younger that said "go ugly early." I wish I had followed that motto. The higher maintenance 8's and above just aren't worth it in the end. Although they were a good time while they lasted.

 

[GurlGoneWild]

That was funny!!!

 

[JDeuce]

I've met insane fat girls and normal hot girls before...but this guy presents an interesting matrix. Nonetheless, there's a much simpler way to determine a woman's craziness, and I mean this sincerely...

The more cats she has, the more likely it is she's a total lunatic. I'm dead serious. One cat is OK, two is questionable, three or more begins to get downright weird. I dare anyone to tell me I'm wrong.

 

[pocketrockets]

I've met insane fat girls and normal hot girls before...but this guy presents an interesting matrix. Nonetheless, there's a much simpler way to determine a woman's craziness, and I mean this sincerely...

The more cats she has, the more likely it is she's a total lunatic. I'm dead serious. One cat is OK, two is questionable, three or more begins to get downright weird. I dare anyone to tell me I'm wrong.

+10000000000000000000

 

[Samhain]

Be wary of green eyed girls. Red flag. Seriously.

So true...So true!!!
Dated one once. She was so cool and great and then one day flipped out...

 

[TimTom]

So true...So true!!!
Dated one once. She was so cool and great and then one day flipped out...

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