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You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?

Think before you continue reading...

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.

However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

However, The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop sign, then drive off with the old friend for some beers.
 

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Or,

You help the old lady into the front passenger seat, you pick up the hot lady and carefully place her into the TRUNK of the car telling her that she must hide so your WIFE doesn't seee her (if she is the girl of your dreams, she'll go along with this type of scenario) and you hogtie your buddy to the roof racks because his only reason for saving your life was so that you'd pay him back the 2 dimes you borrowed to wager on the NFL!
It's all about perspective I guess.
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I was thinking outside the box but my answer wasnt as good.

Take the old lady to the hospital and why shes there buy her some implants then take her to the bar and booz with her until shes your best friend.

Maybe she could pop off your bottle tops with her dentures.
 

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