Off Devilwoman's Blog...
A fat girl will never get on a bike in public. A fat girl has a tough time getting on the stationary bike at the gym, because the seat is so damn small, it hurts their ass crack. In fact, a fat girl rarely exercises. Before you go off on me, there are exceptions to the rules. I exercise regularly. My sister does too. We are the exception because we are trying to be ex-fat girls. A REAL fat girl only exercises when she ate too much that day, or rather, when she knows she went over the fat girl end as far as food goes. For example, going overboard is eating 3 burgers with four 100-calorie-packs of Oreos and a low fat chocolate milk. In that case, she will get up and go begrudgingly to the gym. On all other days, she will find a reason to not exercise. Another reason why she is so fat.