A candid interview with Doc Murtha

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This interview with Rx Congressman Doc Murtha was conducted in the basement of his home.

007: Nice office you have here.
Doc: ASU ...
work on graduating from HS
you indeed are living proof that being a Republican does not involve anything to do with an IQ above 20

007: Doc, this is me, 007 not ASU.
Doc: Really?

I'm a Moron?

Anytime / anyplace your Hick ass wants to debate

BRING IT ON ..... Please do !!

007: Doc, I didn’t call you a moron, I call you an ignoranus, remember?
Doc: You're the clown who touts his Military Record
McCain sold out his fellow POWers
Bush trashed his record

Love it ... You clowns from the Right remind me of the cast from the NITE OF
THE LIVING...

007: Can we stay focused on your office. Beautiful desk you have there, must have cost a fortune?
Doc: MSNBC reporting a tape has surfaced with McCain at a picnic in LA
with Jindhal and McCain clearly heard stating the following about
Laura Bush:

"she is dumb enough to be Married to this guy .......

007: What does Laura Bush have to with your desk?
Doc: Her video is due to hit the same time as the video showing you having sex
with a women ...
In other words ... both events have never occurred in this lifetime

007: The desk, I was taking about your desk.
Doc: Love it ....

007: Good, now we’re getting somewhere.
Doc: Ohhh yeah ...

Nothing like 4 more years of FAILED BUSH POLICIES to be implemented
by McCain to wake up America

007: Never mind. How do see the 2008 presidential election shaping up.
Doc: We Has Been Saved As Pat Robertson Predicted!!!

The Good Lord Told George ... "the Key To Getting
Into Heaven Is To Get My Old Buddies Them Fields
In Iraq ... George ... Ya Fucked Up Spreading Democracy
So Ya Think Ya Can Handle This Assignment?"

007: Doc, you do know the candidates are Obama and McCain?
Doc: Great ....

so I guess Bush will apologize to the American families who lost kids in Iraq?

007: Bush isn’t running, McCain is.
Doc: McCain hates this country and got caught on tape admittting that
McCain wants to APPEASE Hamas and got caught on tape admitting that
McCain wants to keep the troops in Iraq for 100 yrs and got caught on tape stating that
McCain wants to bomb Iran and got caught on tape stating that
McCain admits nothing about economics and caught on tape admitting that

YEAH ... VOTE FOR MCCAIN IF YA LIKE HOW FUCKED UP THE COUNTRY IS RIGHT NOW

007: All right then. It seems your going to support Obama?
Doc: Best thing Obama did was admit he did Cocaine ....
that issue died as have most of the other bullshit issues like "bitter", "Rev Wright" and other crap that has no bearing on the direction of this country

007: I suppose that’s a positive point.
Doc: Sure it is ...

Bush has pissed all over the Constitution ...
Bush endorses torture ...
Bush used 935 lies to illegally invade and occupy Iraq ....

Bush is a mentally sick fuck and has been his entire life ... from blowing
up frogs as a kid to getting arrested 3 times by the Police to having
Daddy cover his 850k Insider Trading Scandal as a Board Member at
Harken Energy to outing a CIA Operative to firing Attorneys for Political
Purposes to planting fake media stories in Iraq .....


He is an embarrassement to this country and mankind itself

007: Uh, McCain is running not Bush, I thought we established that?
Doc: Sure he is .... Ya seen Bush in action the last few yrs?

Phone rings and Doc puts it on speaker.

Doc: Hello?
Mack: Hi Doc it’s Mack how’s it going?

Doc: Why not Kuninich?
Hes the only one right now with much in the way of guts
2 yrs they should have taken out Bush, Cheney and Rice
Mack: It's all too late now (the making of history moves on).

Doc: History indeed will tag this as THE MOST SECRETIVE and CORRUPT
ADMINISTRATION in the history of this country
Mack: Holy "horseshit" , I didn't know that; those sons a bittches

Doc: I dont want to hear ONE Rightie bitch when our kids are captured
Great country .... Invade countries illegally and tell the Genevea
Convention to go to hell
Our kids are fucked literally if they are captured due to BUSHCO
Mack: That is why the "cage" method is the best way to go (at the Bash); when it is over the contestants have to "shake hands" and have a drink together

Doc hangs up.

007: Where were we?
Doc: Lets see ....
Bush illegally invades and occupies a Muslim country he publically admits had nothing to do with 9-11
He authorizes rape and torture ... he displaces over 2,000,000 and kills hundreds of thousands

The interview ends because the Bozone is starting to affect my senses.


Barman:
Eight more posts and you go from CasualLurkerWithMaybeARealLife into PoliticoPubPunditPutz just like most of the rest of us.
This one is dedicated to you. :toast:
 

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Dave you left out the part when he asked you why your ass isn't over in Iraq right now. Otherwise, great job! Have a Pabst Blue Ribbon and don't forget Brit Hume starts in 19 minutes!
 

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This interview with Rx Congressman Doc Murtha was conducted in the basement of his home.

007: Nice office you have here.
Doc: ASU ...
work on graduating from HS
you indeed are living proof that being a Republican does not involve anything to do with an IQ above 20

007: Doc, this is me, 007 not ASU.
Doc: Really?

I'm a Moron?

Anytime / anyplace your Hick ass wants to debate

BRING IT ON ..... Please do !!

007: Doc, I didn’t call you a moron, I call you an ignoranus, remember?
Doc: You're the clown who touts his Military Record
McCain sold out his fellow POWers
Bush trashed his record

Love it ... You clowns from the Right remind me of the cast from the NITE OF
THE LIVING...

007: Can we stay focused on your office. Beautiful desk you have there, must have cost a fortune?
Doc: MSNBC reporting a tape has surfaced with McCain at a picnic in LA
with Jindhal and McCain clearly heard stating the following about
Laura Bush:

"she is dumb enough to be Married to this guy .......

007: What does Laura Bush have to with your desk?
Doc: Her video is due to hit the same time as the video showing you having sex
with a women ...
In other words ... both events have never occurred in this lifetime

007: The desk, I was taking about your desk.
Doc: Love it ....

007: Good, now we’re getting somewhere.
Doc: Ohhh yeah ...

Nothing like 4 more years of FAILED BUSH POLICIES to be implemented
by McCain to wake up America

007: Never mind. How do see the 2008 presidential election shaping up.
Doc: We Has Been Saved As Pat Robertson Predicted!!!

The Good Lord Told George ... "the Key To Getting
Into Heaven Is To Get My Old Buddies Them Fields
In Iraq ... George ... Ya Fucked Up Spreading Democracy
So Ya Think Ya Can Handle This Assignment?"

007: Doc, you do know the candidates are Obama and McCain?
Doc: Great ....

so I guess Bush will apologize to the American families who lost kids in Iraq?

007: Bush isn’t running, McCain is.
Doc: McCain hates this country and got caught on tape admittting that
McCain wants to APPEASE Hamas and got caught on tape admitting that
McCain wants to keep the troops in Iraq for 100 yrs and got caught on tape stating that
McCain wants to bomb Iran and got caught on tape stating that
McCain admits nothing about economics and caught on tape admitting that

YEAH ... VOTE FOR MCCAIN IF YA LIKE HOW FUCKED UP THE COUNTRY IS RIGHT NOW

007: All right then. It seems your going to support Obama?
Doc: Best thing Obama did was admit he did Cocaine ....
that issue died as have most of the other bullshit issues like "bitter", "Rev Wright" and other crap that has no bearing on the direction of this country

007: I suppose that’s a positive point.
Doc: Sure it is ...

Bush has pissed all over the Constitution ...
Bush endorses torture ...
Bush used 935 lies to illegally invade and occupy Iraq ....

Bush is a mentally sick fuck and has been his entire life ... from blowing
up frogs as a kid to getting arrested 3 times by the Police to having
Daddy cover his 850k Insider Trading Scandal as a Board Member at
Harken Energy to outing a CIA Operative to firing Attorneys for Political
Purposes to planting fake media stories in Iraq .....


He is an embarrassement to this country and mankind itself

007: Uh, McCain is running not Bush, I thought we established that?
Doc: Sure he is .... Ya seen Bush in action the last few yrs?

Phone rings and Doc puts it on speaker.

Doc: Hello?
Mack: Hi Doc it’s Mack how’s it going?

Doc: Why not Kuninich?
Hes the only one right now with much in the way of guts
2 yrs they should have taken out Bush, Cheney and Rice
Mack: It's all too late now (the making of history moves on).

Doc: History indeed will tag this as THE MOST SECRETIVE and CORRUPT
ADMINISTRATION in the history of this country
Mack: Holy "horseshit" , I didn't know that; those sons a bittches

Doc: I dont want to hear ONE Rightie bitch when our kids are captured
Great country .... Invade countries illegally and tell the Genevea
Convention to go to hell
Our kids are fucked literally if they are captured due to BUSHCO
Mack: That is why the "cage" method is the best way to go (at the Bash); when it is over the contestants have to "shake hands" and have a drink together

Doc hangs up.

007: Where were we?
Doc: Lets see ....
Bush illegally invades and occupies a Muslim country he publically admits had nothing to do with 9-11
He authorizes rape and torture ... he displaces over 2,000,000 and kills hundreds of thousands

The interview ends because the Bozone is starting to affect my senses.


Barman:
Eight more posts and you go from CasualLurkerWithMaybeARealLife into PoliticoPubPunditPutz just like most of the rest of us.
This one is dedicated to you. :toast:

:pope::pope::pope:

Great Post!!
 

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Dave007, I think you have yourself getting far too many words in, plus doc would be swearing and insulting a lot more, tons more.

Still like it :103631605
 
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ScottL .... Miss Tocco .... WILMA99 all with back to back to back answers

When is the last time that we had 3 great minds working together?


 

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THAT is how you build post count. One word at a time!

By the time you read this, we could be getting #500

:party:

The counter was changed, it was 500 when it came up. You don't think I would have done it for 498 do you. :wink:
 

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