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Boston College wins the National Title, and other things that won’t happen this College Football season

By Bo Vandy | July 28th, 2008

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All apologies to a friend of mine, who inadvertently gave me the idea for this article. I informed my friend that I was stuck on what my initial writing should be for the NCAA Outsider, and being the Boston Sports Homer that he is, his reply was a suggestion to call it “How Boston College will shock the World and win the National Title.” I replied that I didn’t want people to think I was a drooling mouth breather right out of the gate, and surely such an article would convince people that’s exactly what I am. (At least those outside the New England area.)
So now that we’ve established, in no uncertain terms that B.C. will not be hoisting the BCS National Championship Trophy, here are five other happenings you can take to the bank as things that will not occur during the upcoming season.
1. Tim Tebow will not win the Heisman:
It has become incredibly difficult for an underclassman to win College Football’s most coveted individual award. It will prove impossible for one to win it two years in a row. Tebow will most likely put up big numbers in Urban Meyer’s spread offense, but can you imagine the kind of numbers he would have to have in order to impress the Heisman committee enough to give him the award again? It simply won’t happen.
2. LSU will not repeat as National Champions
Yes, LSU always comes stocked with a ton of talent, but the bottom line for the Bayeux Bengals is that they have a ton of question marks on both sides of the ball this year, the biggest being at quarterback after heir apparent Ryan Ryan Perrilloux was booted from the team. Whispers are circulating that in the long run, his replacements may be better than he was, but there is still going to be an adjustment period.
Another strike against the Tigers is their loss of one of the top defensive coordinators in the country in Bo Pelini. LSU fans claimed to be relieved when he left, saying his defenses weren’t all that great. In order to say that they had to ignore the fact that his defense ranked 2nd in the SEC in points per game allowed, 1st in the SEC in yards per game (3rd in the nation) and 1st in interceptions made. (7th in the nation) His presence will be missed.
3 . Bo Pelini will not return Nebraska to the top of College Football (yet)
Bo Pelini is a very good defensive coordinator, and eventually he’ll be a very good head coach, but for this season, I’ve heard far too many Husker fans who think NU has a legit chance at 10 or 11 wins. Pelini and his staff don’t have a bare cupboard on offense, and assuming Joe Ganz is really as good a quarterback as he showed at the end of last season the “O” will be able to put up some points.
However the defense right now is a mess, and it’s one that will take some time to clean up. Pelini is the man for the job, but Nebraska should consider this season a success if it wins 8 games, especially with a brutal schedule that has four pre-season top 10 teams on it.
4. Illinois will not a be one hit wonder
Ron Zook seems to finally have his Fighting Illini going in the right direction after woefully bad records in his first two seasons in Champaign. If Illinois can find someone to replace last year’s “out of nowhere Heisman candidate” Rashard Mendenhall, than the Illini offense will again be formidable.
It doesn’t hurt that after Missouri, Illinois’ non-conference schedule is made up of teams the Mormon Tabernacle Choir could take out most Saturdays, or that the Big 10 in general is going through a bit of a down cycle after the usual biggies like Michigan and Ohio State. A spot in the upper half of the Big 10 standings is ripe for the Illini’s taking
5. Paul Johnson’s Triple Option offense will not lead Georgia Tech to an ACC Championship
I like Paul Johnson, and I like his Triple Option offense, if for no other reason than it hearkens back to the day when teams like Nebraska, and Oklahoma were running some variation of the option. Truly the golden age of College Football.
However, there is a reason why almost no other team in football today runs the triple option. Defenses are faster, bigger and stronger than they were 10 years ago. Linebackers run 4.4 forty times, and defensive ends aren’t much slower. Sure there will be some team that gets upended by it this season that shouldn’t have, but I think the Yellow Jackets will be hard pressed to win many games in a very tough ACC.
There’s also the little detail that no one on his current team has ever run anything close to this type of offense at the College level.
So that my friends are five (or six if you count my assurances that Boston College will not win a National Title) things that will not occur during the College Football season which is so rapidly approaching. Tell your friends, pretend like you came up with them, and at the end of the year, look like a genius, I won’t be offended.
 

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i agree with all of it

but let me ask why none of it even mentions west coast football? surely that author knows they play out west ? i mean not a single pac-10 team is mentioned even one time, are they not a player in the big picture? does the rest of the world not even care?

i think tebow has a shot at the heisman , thats one thing i could see happening. alabama will beat LSU and shit all over thier undefeated season. write that down.
 

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i agree with all of it

but let me ask why none of it even mentions west coast football? surely that author knows they play out west ? i mean not a single pac-10 team is mentioned even one time, are they not a player in the big picture? does the rest of the world not even care?

i think tebow has a shot at the heisman , thats one thing i could see happening. alabama will beat LSU and shit all over thier undefeated season. write that down.
Like the author of the article said, Teabow will probably have another great year. And although I'm sure he will be sitting in New York at the Heisman celebration, the politics of this overhyped trophy giveaway tells me somebody else is going to get it...Probably a player who isn't in direct competetion with him at the QB position, like RB Beanie Wells. As for the PAC-10 not getting mentioned in the article, I don't know what to tell you...Maybe he thinks their possibilities are endless.
 

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5 more things that won't happen:

- Phil Fulmer will lose 50lbs during the season and get his waist line under 42.

- Utah State won't win the National Championship.

- No team will go 12-0 ATS.

- The Pac-10 will not have 4 teams ranked in the preseason polls (or post-season polls).

- Whoever wins the starting QB job at LSU will not win the Heisman Trophy.

There you have it.......

(Here I go again!)......


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.....Baylor will NEVER win the Big 12 South

.....Les Miles still won't be able to keep his mouth shut this year.

......Chase Daniel will not stop picking his boogers on national television.

.....Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno still won't get any younger

....Mark Mangino won't be doing any Nutri-Systems commercials this year.
 
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5 more things that won't happen:

- Phil Fulmer will lose 50lbs during the season and get his waist line under 42.

- Utah State won't win the National Championship.

- No team will go 12-0 ATS.

- The Pac-10 will not have 4 teams ranked in the preseason polls (or post-season polls).

- Whoever wins the starting QB job at LSU will not win the Heisman Trophy.

There you have it.......

(Here I go again!)......


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what up Coach :toast:
 

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Meyer has stated several times that Tebow will not get nearl yas many carries as he did last year. So if Tebow is going to put up Heisman numbers, he's going to have to do it with his arm. Which probably ain't gonna happen.
 

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Mr. Cleo....

I'll be doin' some heavy drinkin' at the RB on Wednesday! Will you be there??

Only 10 days! I can't wait!!

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-This guy really didn't go out on much of a limb here. I mean to say a Nebraska team that won 5 games won't win 10 or 11 games is really pushing the envelope let me tell you.

-A GT team with a new head coach,DC,OC,sceme,QB,RB,new WR's, in the same division as VT,MIA,UNC and playing FSU & Clemson from the othr side, throw in 2 sec opponents Miss St and UGA. You mean they won't win the ACC coastal?? thats a shocker

-Illinois will win 5 of their 6 home games that leaves road games @ Mizzou, @ Penn St, @ Mich, @ Wisconsin, @ Wst. Mich, @ Nw. Assuming they beat NW and WM thats 7 wins. To say as the author did that Illinois will finish in the top half of the Big Ten I mean who couldnt finish in the top 5 behind OSU, Penn St, Wisconsin hell they may finish in the top 3 that would have been a bolder prediction thatn top half of the league.

-LSU will not repeat as NC. Really a team that lost two games last year, lcuked thir way into the NC, lost their DC, best defensive player, QB and might have one of the dumbest coaches in the SEC won't repeat as NC. As if it were easy to do that anyway.

-Tebow not winning the heisman. Well I guess we can call that going out on a limb but as for the other "predictions" I can't believ people get paid to write this stuff

If they want to sell magazines go with these things that wont happen this year in college football

-UGA wont win the NC in fact they wont be in the SEC title game
-USC will be undefeated going into the BCS Championship game
-VT will again go to the ACC championship game making it 3 of the 4 years it's been implimented.
-Missouri will be 6-0 going into Austin where a win may push them to a 12-0 record going into the Big 12 championship
 

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The Pac-10 WON'T have 2 BCS teams, and the one that gets "left out" despite thinking they deserve to be in will once again lose by 3 TDs or more in the Holiday Bowl to the Big 12
 
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CB...that's still in the air. i will shoot you an e-mail sometime wed from work to let you know.
 

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alabama will beat LSU and shit all over thier undefeated season. write that down.

I'll take as much of that action as you would like to wager. Seriously, put up your cash.
 

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Yea if someone is willing to take Bama @ LSU I want some of that. Bama may very easily have 4 losses by this game.

Saban doesn't =:pope: the savior or een the pope
 

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The Pac-10 WON'T have 2 BCS teams, and the one that gets "left out" despite thinking they deserve to be in will once again lose by 3 TDs or more in the Holiday Bowl to the Big 12


Yawn. Got anything else junior?
 

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The Pac-10 WON'T have 2 BCS teams, and the one that gets "left out" despite thinking they deserve to be in will once again lose by 3 TDs or more in the Holiday Bowl to the Big 12
Quite a bold prediction you're making there.
 

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If USC goes to the NC game, then the Rose Bowl will take Oregon provided that they rank #12 or higher. They will take them for the same reasons stated last year when they picked Illinois -- "it's the Rose Bowl tradition" meaning a traditional B10/P10 game. That could mean OSU/UO if USC beats the Buckeyes in W3. This time there's nothing that Mack Brown can do about it.
 

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Trojans "D" May Be Top 3

If USC goes to the NC game, then the Rose Bowl will take Oregon provided that they rank #12 or higher. They will take them for the same reasons stated last year when they picked Illinois -- "it's the Rose Bowl tradition" meaning a traditional B10/P10 game. That could mean OSU/UO if USC beats the Buckeyes in W3. This time there's nothing that Mack Brown can do about it.
but their "O" is not a top 10 IMO. NC gm OU vs OSU. RB USC vs PSU! OSU 17/SC 10. A wk & a day now boys, jeez it's been a long MLB season.
 

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