27 amendments to the U.S Constitution a Summary

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I: Say whatever the fuck you want.

II: You can buy a gun so you can keep the King of England out of your face.

III: We can’t force you to let soldiers crash at your place.

IV: The government needs a reason to go through your shit. A good reason.

V: If you break the law, you don’t have to admit it.

VI: You always get to talk to your lawyer first.

VII: You can let 12 randoms decide your fate instead of a judge.

VIII: The government can’t do Jack Bauer shit to you.

IX: You have rights we don’t talk about here. Like, if you get your girlfriend pregnant, you can take her to Planned Parenthood.

X: The states have rights too. We’re gonna ignore them, though.

XI: States don’t have to pay their debts. Good luck if one owes you money.

XII: So, we fucked up the 1800 election, but they’re gonna run smoothly from here on out, we promise.

XIII: If you do work, they gotta pay you.

XIV: Everyone is equal under the law. Good luck if you live in the South though.

XV: Black people can vote. But white people can still try hard to prevent them from from doing so.

XVI: Sorry, gotta pay taxes

XVII: State legislatures can’t elect senators. Nobody pays attention to state assembly races.

XVIII: You can’t drink.

XIX: Women can vote. They’re smarter than us, anyway.

XX: If the president dies, somebody who got elected should probably replace him.

XXI: Fine, you can drink.

XXII: The president can only serve two terms. Otherwise we’d be England, and we still think they suck.

XXIII: If you live in Washington, DC, you get to vote for president. Only the Democratic candidate, though.

XXIV: Now it’s a little harder to prevent black people from voting.

XXV: If the president dies, the new president can appoint a VP. Otherwise the Speaker of the House would take over, and he’s usually an idiot.

XXVI: College kids can vote for president. They actually care about that shit.

XXVII: It’s harder for Congress to give itself a pay raise. They’ll still do it, though.
 

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every power not expressly given to Congress rests with the liberals in Congress, and the states have no rights

(superseding Amendment 10)

if interested, here's what it really does say

http://www.usconstitution.net/const.html

no left leaning individual wants to go down this path

unless maybe you're talking about the constitution of Costa Rica, IDK
 

Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit
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VIII: The government can’t do Dick Cheney shit to you.
 

Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit
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every power not expressly given to Congress rests with the liberals in Congress, and the states have no rights

(superseding Amendment 10)

I "think" you're making a funny here, eh?
 

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I: Say whatever the fuck you want.
Not exactly, you can't ask someone to kill a person, you can't incite people to break laws, you can't yell fire in a theater full of people...etc.

II: You can buy a gun so you can keep the King of England out of your face.

And to keep our own government in line.


III: We can’t force you to let soldiers crash at your place.

In peace time.

IV: The government needs a reason to go through your shit. A good reason.

V: If you break the law, you don’t have to admit it.

VI: You always get to talk to your lawyer first.

VII: You can let 12 randoms decide your fate instead of a judge.

IN a criminal trial.

VIII: The government can’t do Jack Bauer shit to you.

IX: You have rights we don’t talk about here. Like, if you get your girlfriend pregnant, you can take her to Planned Parenthood.

X: The states have rights too. We’re gonna ignore them, though.

XI: States don’t have to pay their debts. Good luck if one owes you money.

XII: So, we fucked up the 1800 election, but they’re gonna run smoothly from here on out, we promise.

XIII: If you do work, they gotta pay you.

Unless we lock you up first.

XIV: Everyone is equal under the law. Good luck if you live in the South though.

XV: Black people can vote. But white people can still try hard to prevent them from from doing so.

XVI: Sorry, gotta pay taxes

XVII: State legislatures can’t elect senators. Nobody pays attention to state assembly races.

XVIII: You can’t drink.

XIX: Women can vote. They’re smarter than us, anyway.

XX: If the president dies, somebody who got elected should probably replace him.

XXI: Fine, you can drink.

XXII: The president can only serve two terms. Otherwise we’d be England, and we still think they suck.

Unless you are the president when we passed this.


XXIII: If you live in Washington, DC, you get to vote for president. Only the Democratic candidate, though.

LOL

XXIV: Now it’s a little harder to prevent black people from voting.

XXV: If the president dies, the new president can appoint a VP. Otherwise the Speaker of the House would take over, and he’s usually an idiot.

XXVI: College kids can vote for president. They actually care about that shit.

XXVII: It’s harder for Congress to give itself a pay raise. They’ll still do it, though.

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Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit
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I: Say whatever the fuck you want.
Not exactly, you can't ask someone to kill a person, you can't incite people to break laws, you can't yell fire in a theater full of people...etc.


Old wives tale....Depending on circumstances, you most certainly can yell "Fire!" in a theater full of people without fear of criminal charges.

Also, you can incite people to break laws provided they're not doing harm to persons and/or property

And you can without fear of arrest, ask someone to kill a person. What you cannot do is offer them any form of reward or compensation for the act. And said reward or compensation is not limited solely to monetary offerings of course.
 

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