Wow, i can't believe it is only 16 days now left before my big breakfast sit down with my Barry. Now I know I've been in the spotlight here at rx for the last 5 days, which I am NOT proud of, but I am here to tell you boys that I am starting to feel the heart beating faster and faster as I approach the big moment. This will be my 3rd and final breakfast with the man, and if I told you I am not excited, i'd be lying. I am almost as excited as a kid getting his first toy. I have a lot to say to Barry this year like last years world series choke by him, I just hope he don't sucker punch me when I tell him this.. This Barry is twice my size and he looks nuts..
So i am all ready to go now boys.. I am sure Barry is counting the days too till he meets me on Aug 16 (yeah right). It should be great.. I am just about prepared now. Today I went out and bought myself a new electric razor, so i can be nicely clean shaven. I also bought a new electric toothbrush so i can have fresh breath for my Barry, bec i don't want to have stinky breath for my buddy, and wouldn't want to see him leave the table on acct of me..I also bought a new set of toenail clippers so i can have nice clean toes. I already have my shirt picked out that i will be wearing hung up nicely in my closet, along with the cologne that i am sure Barry will love. I will look my best that day so Barry likes me.. I even have an appointment with my hairdresser on the night before the event so I can hope Barry finds me handsome and not brush me off. So this is it boys, 16 days till the last time I see my buddy Barry ever..should be great..
BTW, i was going to the Vegas trip instead, which happens the same day, but now I am not going to probably go because I have too many enemies now, and I'd be scared to leave the casino at 4 am and have 14 posters pull me into a dark alley and beat the crap out of me. So i could easily get set up here, so i think i will stay in mtl where i am safe with my buddy Barry, who will protect me if anyone ever came and attacked me.
So i am all ready to go now boys.. I am sure Barry is counting the days too till he meets me on Aug 16 (yeah right). It should be great.. I am just about prepared now. Today I went out and bought myself a new electric razor, so i can be nicely clean shaven. I also bought a new electric toothbrush so i can have fresh breath for my Barry, bec i don't want to have stinky breath for my buddy, and wouldn't want to see him leave the table on acct of me..I also bought a new set of toenail clippers so i can have nice clean toes. I already have my shirt picked out that i will be wearing hung up nicely in my closet, along with the cologne that i am sure Barry will love. I will look my best that day so Barry likes me.. I even have an appointment with my hairdresser on the night before the event so I can hope Barry finds me handsome and not brush me off. So this is it boys, 16 days till the last time I see my buddy Barry ever..should be great..
BTW, i was going to the Vegas trip instead, which happens the same day, but now I am not going to probably go because I have too many enemies now, and I'd be scared to leave the casino at 4 am and have 14 posters pull me into a dark alley and beat the crap out of me. So i could easily get set up here, so i think i will stay in mtl where i am safe with my buddy Barry, who will protect me if anyone ever came and attacked me.
