Don't be.
Let's not turn this into a pointless flame war. Denmark suits my lifestyle (pay is far higher than for the same job in the US, and is far less anti-gambling than the US), and most of my ideologies (in certain areas it's a bit too socialist) more than the US does, and thus I am happier here than the US.
For you it may be vice-versa, that is fine, but don't imagine for a second that everyone in the world wishes they were American / living in America, because it's simply not true.
Not everyone wants to be an American?
I find that hard to believe.
I'm just having some fun.
Peace.